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Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I think that of the 10,000+ posters that are registered, there are only 30-60 logged in members during the show, I find that to be unacceptable, IMHO. So this thread will be part Opak "chat" thread and Gonzostyle "enough is enough" thread.

All you newbies that are afraid to post, this is the place to do it. You know the rules, nothing personal, take it to fight club, no spamming websites, etc. Do not start any fights in here, make this your thread to feel comfortable in.

VETERANS, PLEASE DO NOT DEFILE THIS THREAD!!!!

Let them post in here, if you have any questions, we will try to answer it. So in the words of OPAK, start talking.





P Licking Ass F'er-Newest Member Of My Crime Family

EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END.







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Efin-Tool
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:10 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
I have read the FAQ and I understand them. Any other guidelines I should know about before I piss someone off? Wait a minute...is this a setup? Like that time I went to pick up free Yankee tickets and got busted for outstanding traffic tickets?
How do I join the crime family, Kingpin?

WoRMFACE
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
didnt you already post this topic on OT verbatum? I dunno, it could be me, but..



Burn Down The Factory!
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Wormface, I believe I'm wasting this post, but this place is not for you.

Kingpin did this for Newbies and Lurkers. I think it is a good idea.

Let them get comfortable with the Board.

They don't need your psychotic ramblings as part of their warm-up to venture out into other threads.

Do Kingpin, myself and all the people afraid to post a favor, and stay out of here. OK?


Mentor to Snakebite and Whoremoan
Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan


I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie

Today is Amerigo Vespucci Day (1451)
WoRMFACE
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
you call my last post a psycotic rambling you scumfuck.? how many god damned times have you seen mods give the same, fucking, speach... dont post this again.this post belongs here, this post belongs there. how can you justify calling my last post a psycotic rambling when the very asses of the mods you kissed, has shat out the same line.



Burn Down The Factory!
knock411
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Newbies if ya need any help call on me Id be glad to lend ya a hand. with anything you might need help with.

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Wormface, you just don't get it.

If you have a problem with me, take it to fight club and let me beat you down like all the other times.

DON'T DO IT HERE!

Note to Newbies and Lurkers: Hopefully, you will see this as an effort by some people you've been warned about, that we aren't after YOU.

Just enjoy the Board. To be a bit presumptuous, you ARE welcome here.


Mentor to Snakebite and Whoremoan
Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan


I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie

Today is Amerigo Vespucci Day (1451)
ITSaSICKNESS
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Gee!! This was a real hit (J/bustin)
Wanted to know if im still considered a newbie due to lack of posts (yes we are afraid)

or does it go by the amount of time logged as member
I could have very well had a couple hundred posts just for #'s but that's asking people for bad quality
Whatcha think vets


Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Sickness, Being a "newbie " has nothing to do with registration date or post count. It is defined by whether you "get it" or not.

If your posts are quality, no one cares how many or few of them you have... Just be yourself, go with the flow and try to contribute to the conversations, and you'll be fine.

Happy posting.




What you gonna do
Time's caught up with you
Now you wait your turn
You know there's no return



This message was edited by Rookie on 3-9-01 @ 9:47 AM

oy vey
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:47 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
maybe if you tools didnt fuckin dillon everyone who wants to post something different, there might be more than 30 or so people in your "exclusive club".



This message was edited by oy vey on 3-9-01 @ 9:50 AM
Sephiroth
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
DILL .....nah, too easy.



"why do you cry? You are nothing but a doll"-Sephiroth
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oy vey
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
gee, like that wasnt expected.

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Hey Oy vey, it's only a dillon, everyone get's dillon'd Hell even Anthon gets a dillon once in a while on here. Don't let it bother you, and the "exclusive club" you speak of doesn't exist, there are two, TWO! types of people on the board, people who get, and people who don't and that's all there is too it. Most people come on here and within their first 20 posts get annoyed and attack people and the end up fucking themselves...all you gotta do is be cool and don't post stupidity...



"Think before you write" -
Froy

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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
It seems to me that one of the most important things that newbies have to learn is to be able to handle being in the barrell without freaking out? The vets seem to be in it most often and for the longest periods of time. Newbies if someone tools on you, just take it... don't run away scared. There's nothing anyone can really do to you after all, it's just a computer. Post away!!

Rog2K
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
In the beginning, I was terrified to post. I reread them 12 times & if I screwed soemthing up I was crushed. I felt so ashamed. Then I realize, "Hey! Ths is a message board about a radio show I enjoy listening too. I have a life that doesn't revolve around this place. If I just relax & think, nothing bad will happen. And even if it does, my world isn't crushed. This isn't a schoolyard of bullies waiting to steal my lunch money."

Anyway, my point it. The worst thing that can happen is you totally embarass your(board name)self. As long as you're not a pretentious prick, you'll survive....


"I feel the hate rise up in me
Kneel down & clear the stone of leaves
I walk around where you can't see
Inside my shell I wait & bleed..."

knock411
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Exactly Corpse. Let me tell ya thast exactly what I did. I didnt get it at first and was posting whatever I wanted in whatever forum. Instead of getting real replies i got tooled on. I got mad and lashed out. That led to being Banned. Since then Ive had a few run ins with some people pissed a few mods off and was almost banned again.

I now am reformed and Have learned the hard way how this works. Dont learn like I did.

Thats why I say if ya need help call on me I have been through it all.

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

It seems to me that one of the most important things that newbies have to learn is to be able to handle being in the barrell without freaking out? The vets seem to be in it most often and for the longest periods of time.



I dunno belle I'm going to start a thread to bitch about my new status ;)

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See My Sig Pics!
Froy's going to ban me so if you have any last words.... ;)
toadie
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Thank you, Kingpin.

I'm starting to feel more comfortable posting. Is there any kind of Female Newbie Immunity I can apply for? Sort of an affirmative action kind of thing? ;)



AKA CC from CT... I can't change my user name. I'll lose all my posts!

I'll be quiet now.
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:


I'm starting to feel more comfortable posting. Is there any kind of Female Newbie Immunity I can apply for? Sort of an affirmative action kind of thing?


Not that I know of toad :) , but there will be a new adoption program coming up soon so a vet will teach you the ropes

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See My Sig Pics!
Froy's going to ban me so if you have any last words.... ;)
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Ah, Toadie and all the rest of you, never fear, there's a rumor about a new "mentoring" program. It isn't immunity, but it will give you some support.

Corpse is right, you either get it and enjoy the Board, or you don't get it, and get your feelings hurt.

This Board is fueled by several things. First and foremost it is fueled by SARCASM. Creativity, sense of humor and relationship to THE SHOW, are other important factors.

If I read the numbers correctly, I was Board member #3343. So there was a large group of people who had been here longer than this dummy.

Back then, attacks and ridicule were more focussed and if you didn't "get it", you were more likely to be treated like the red-headed stepchild. So, I lurked, I read and I learned.

Oh, I got some beatings, but you know what? I had fun with them. All of you should too. There is no greater way to become comfortable with this Board than to just try and be yourself and don't take things so personally. IB is right, no one is screaming in your face and hell, we all have people IN REAL LIFE, that love us. So, just have fun. Don't be a retard and remember, lurk, read and learn.

If you have any questions, just ask a Board Regular, whose style you like, a question off the Board. Most of us will help you as much as we can.


Mentor to Snakebite and Whoremoan
Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan


I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie

Today is Amerigo Vespucci Day (1451)
Inappropriate Belle
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Fez... point taken. All I'm saying is if you start a retarded thread like that, expect to get tooled on, take it, and move on with your life. Isn't the idea to learn from your mistakes?

Toadie... I haven't been on that long but I have yet to see a chick get banned from the board. A little flirting goes a long way. :)

Rog2K
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Buttmunch is right. Perfect example. when I decided I wanted a sig pic, I knew nothing about any FAQs or anything. I had been posting in "Gaming" a little under a thread with the Almighty Lord Magus. Since we had something in common, I built up the courage to ask him my "stupid" quesiton and he was more than helpful.

bottom line: Don't be stupid. And if you are. learn & live. (Look at my tag. I slipped up once & it's still haunting me. but it's still funny...)


"I feel the hate rise up in me
Kneel down & clear the stone of leaves
I walk around where you can't see
Inside my shell I wait & bleed..."

oy vey
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
i dunno, I'm still afraid. I dont take well to verbal abuse. Im a bit fragile, you see.

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
For all Newbies, feel free to e-mail me if you have any questions. (Hey look at that I am in a good mood today!)


My adapted newbie that now has graduated: skitchr4u
Unsurly Deek
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Hey people... This is my first post, so I figured this would be the place to do it. Just wanted to say what's up, and that I dig the board -- Later!

"I like my steak Unsurly"
-- Opie


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