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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 5:55 PM      
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All these old bits the boys are getting rid of might not be all bad!! "Latin BaseBall" is my favorite Rick bit! I hum that fucker all the time, esp. when Benitez does his great pitching for the Mets (fucking spic!!).


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
geedagreek
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
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that was classic over-the-top rick, but it was hilarious!!!!

back for more, heh heh.......
Froy
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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
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I remember the day they brought in all the other Puerto Ricans to teach Rick a lesson. That was funny.


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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 8:22 PM      
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Whew... thought this was gonna be another list of people that got banned today.



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donotkidme
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 8:34 PM      
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Ok "Latin Baseball" has to be one of the more gooder clips. 'Cept during the World Series, when I called up Rick and Stinky to play the clip, they refused because it was old. Who the hell cares, it's like a classic.
Besides I think of the 60 clips from the show I have on my comp, I wouldn't be surprised if most of them were cleaned out from the show.

Complaints? Too bad!
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I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 8:36 PM      
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quote:
Whew... thought this was gonna be another list of people that got banned today.
No, but if you play your cards right, you might make tomorrow's list ;)



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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 8:38 PM      
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I remember when they had that bit where... ummm... what happened to my Iron Clad Memory?



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 8:52 PM      
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Latin Baseball was surprisingly racist from a Puerto Rican, I want to hear it again.


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donotkidme
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 8:57 PM      
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Latin Baseball ranks up there with the day when listeners called in with Polish jokes after a guy was severely offended.

Complaints? Too bad!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:04 PM      
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quote:
I remember when they had that bit where... ummm... what happened to my Iron Clad Memory?
It's okay, Slash, everyone knows you don't listen to the show.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
FoundryMusicDoug
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Sorta Rican Rick came up with some good ones, I want to hear the Greeting Cards. You know the ones with that little model girl... Benet.

"Now the seasons over, and I feel it gettin' cold. I wish I could take you to some sandy beach road, we'ed never grow old. Ah but baby you know thats just jive, but tonight's bustin' open and.... I'm alive!"~Bruce Springsteen (Thunder Road Est. 1973)

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madbam
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:13 PM      
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Did Roger say that he hummerred Rick??? Just kidding rog..I like that tune also...quite catchy





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JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:17 PM      
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quote:
Did Roger say that he hummerred Rick???
uh oh...



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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
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quote:
Did Roger say that he hummerred Rick???
Call Roger a fag, he likes that.



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IrishAlkey
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:59 PM      
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quote:
Call Roger a fag, he likes that.


Seriously, what a homo. Using a chick in your sig to get guys to e-mail you is so lame.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
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quote:
Seriously, what a homo. Using a chick in your sig to get guys to e-mail you is so lame.
May I present Exhibit A...





"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 10:33 PM      
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At least it's comforting to know that I'm the pitcher. =)
It's up to Ants to hit them out of the park.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 10:48 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Ants wrote:

It's okay, Slash, everyone knows you don't listen to the show.


Shouldn't you be busy planning your own party?



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Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 01-03-2002 @ 10:59 PM      
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quote:
Shouldn't you be busy planning your own party?
Planning my own party? Only a loser would do that.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
FoundryMusicHummercash
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 10:50 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:
Cleaning house


fuck, that topic is very misleading... i thought she finally learned her place in the relationship ;)



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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:31 PM      
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quote:
Cleaning house... i thought she finally learned her place in the relationship

I was trying to think of how to reply to my horse and stalker when I read this one and laughed til all else was forgotten.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
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I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:38 PM      
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quote:
I was trying to think of how to reply to my horse and stalker when I read this one and laughed til all else was forgotten.
Did you laugh so hard you blew soy milk out your nose?



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:40 PM      
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quote:
I was trying to think of how to reply to my horse and stalker when I read this one and laughed til all else was forgotten.


One little sexist joke and you forget all about me and Ants. Now who's the fikle fuk?

*pops a Chris Isaac CD in the radio*





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Did you laugh so hard you blew soy milk out your nose?

Nah, been out of that since before the holidays. Damn I need to go shopping.
quote:
*pops a Chris Isaac CD in the radio*

I have no problem with this!!! I like the guys voice! Christ!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 01-04-2002 @ 6:16 PM      
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quote:
I remember when they had that bit where... ummm... what happened to my Iron Clad Memory?

First I have a dream about Slash, then he posts in my thread in Gen Dis. What could this mean?

*EDIT~oops, didn't realize I was the last one to post here. Oh well!

"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"

This message was edited by Roger on 1-4-02 @ 6:18 PM


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