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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:11 PM      
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Shit, looks like Al has finally hit the big time.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:18 PM      
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I'm pissed I didn't hear Opie's call-in last night.


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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:24 PM      
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i listened to ron & fez for like an hour in the gym last night & they didn't mention it at all. what the hell. what did i miss?

EDIT: damn i hate al dukes



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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:27 PM      
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SLEDGEHAMMER!!!

Al bought Opie a $3000 classic Rolling Stones pinball machine so he would talk to him in the halls. It was the most uncomfortable radio ever--Opie called in on the road to the hockey game to tell him what he thought of his "gift". Ron had to relay everything Dukes would say to Opie cuz Opie refused to speak directly to him.
What a friggin fag!


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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
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quote:

Shit, looks like Al has finally hit the big time



And it looks like Opie's sledgehammer is about to hit the pin-ball machine

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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:32 PM      
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al had said at one point that he didnt "buy" it. he exchanged it for plugs for a game shop he got it at. and now the guy is on the phone. uh-oh


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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:39 PM      
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This sounds too much like the fake crap radio they always goof on.
I can hear Ant doing Rocko impression while discussing trashing this machine.

If they want to do it....just fucking do it already....

IrishAlkey
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:43 PM      
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I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
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They talked about it in the first hour and in the last hour. The funny part is that Opie was only able to listen to those two hours because he had to go to the game in between. He thought they were talking about it all along.

There is NO excuse for Dukes to be singing that song even if it wasn't even his idea. That is 100% fag thinking on the part of Al.

And you know that Dukes is a bad day away from going either postal or quitting, so I just hope Ron calls up SOON.



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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
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Funniest thing is, Al could have ended it. Opie said that the whole thing would be over if Al would just admit he's a woman.

That was before the game....

After the game, like they said, Sandy called first, which was uncomfortable enough, but near the end of the call, Al asked her what Opie's like off the air.... and that was it, Op called back and went NUTS.

Funny shit. If it's fake radio, why would they do it across two shows? It's fine for New Yorkers cause we can listen to both shows, but R&F and O&A are syndicated to COMPLETELY different stations around the country... very few stations have both shows. So who would really benefit from this if it was fake? Most of the listening audience is missing one of the shows.

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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:51 PM      
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quote:

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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 4:01 PM      
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Why would you think it's fake? This is one of those things that's so funny, it couldn't have been written any better.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 4:06 PM      
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Oh I am not saying Dukes isn't a stupid ass, or that Opie isn't right for going nuts, or their problem isn't real. I just think that they are dragging out the smashing of the machine by calling and asking Ron and Fez's permission etc. Just sounds like a "smash disco records" bit. Just think the hype takes away from the act.

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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 4:29 PM      
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Opie between commercials sizing it up & getting ready.

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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
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that is quite the disturbing picture of mick on that pinball machine


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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 4:32 PM      
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Plus, Ron or Fez probably fed Al the "what's he like off-air" question on a piece of paper, anyway.
I wouldn't call it fake, but Ron, Fez, and Opie are certainly doing this bit with tongues in cheeks (no gay pun intended). Besides, it can be funny whether or not you listen to both shows.


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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 4:48 PM      
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quote:

that is quite the disturbing picture of mick on that pinball machine

Man, gotta agree with you there. Who wants to play pinball looking at Mick's package? Not me. I say trash it.


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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:16 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Let's smash it already, let's get it on!!! I'm so sick of hearing that god awful song. I think ope should smash the hell out of the pinball machine while dukes watches.

VOS IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS OPENING A LETTER CONTAINING ANTHRAX AND GIVING IT YOUR BABY!!!
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:25 PM      
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jesus, what a tool, getting a pinball machine....that is an extreme scream for attention....

back for more, heh heh.......
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:48 PM      
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quote:

that is quite the disturbing picture of mick on that pinball machine


Even more disturbing is seeing Opie's head on Anthony's body. Thank you very much in advance for all the nightmares.


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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
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i'm willing to believe it's real. Sure, why not. And it wasn't Al that wrote the song, it was a listener.


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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 6:52 PM      
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That just made me gasp. It sounded like a lot of glass just shattered. I would hate to be the WNEW janitor.

I might actually have to listen to Ron & Fez tonight.

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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 6:54 PM      
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so, who's up for writing a "Pinball Wizard" parody song?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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Saturday 1/5...CBS: AFI Awards 2001...NBC: Goldeneye, SNL0 John Goodman (for the 100th time), Ja Rule...FOX: Cops, Cops (R), AMW...HBO: CastAway...ABC: GI Jane...WB: Fish Called Wanda...TBS: 7- Shawshank Redemption
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 7:06 PM      
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quote:

Man, gotta agree with you there. Who wants to play pinball looking at Mick's package?



Who are you kidding, if someone slapped some pubic hair on that table, you'd play it onehanded all day long.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 7:18 PM      
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quote:

if someone slapped some pubic hair on that table, you'd play it onehanded all day long.


And where would the other hand be?

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