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Cranky Ass
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Wow. Could that song have been any more disturbing? Especially the part about it being bigger than an elephant.

Whoever sent that in deserves mad props.

Ant, you are one sick mother.

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Calm Your Nut
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
it's a very disturbing song god damn!



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Photothing
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
I'm gonna be humming that song all night!


f_tarded
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
ants in my snatch by the Olsen trolls. i love it.

"I'm on the Zoloft, right... but I'm that to keep me from killin' ya'll."
Ronreddog
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god, I am hurling again! This song is killing me. I gotta go watch Scarface now!

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white shorts
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
LMAO "i swear it was THIS big" :)




This message was edited by white shorts on 3-20-01 @ 6:24 PM
pmbillrich
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
Ant's in my pants, and he's fingerbanging Elepants!"

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posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Ant's in my pants, and he's fingerbanging Elepants

Thats the funniest line I heard today LMAO


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VagHanible
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
i swear to god dead serious the second i heard ants in my pants i pissed myself no kidding


"I ate her vag with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

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xfalsehopex
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
i wanna get a hummer to that song

meh
pmbillrich
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 6:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:


i wanna get a hummer to that song



I just wanna get a hummer.

Giraffe Raper
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
i dont know why it didnt get much get much airplay but i thought the funniest part was when she talked about sticking things in places she doesnt wanna mention



geedagreek
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 7:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
im gonna have that song in my head for like a week...god it was disturbing in that funny kid toucher way.....

official drunk driver of the fuck truck....
jewdown
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 7:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

"Could that song have been more disturbing?..., ...Whoever sent that song in deserves mad props.


I know mckinks personally. He is disturbing. j/k kinks.

God damn funny ass shit, man!

IkeaBoy
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posted on 03-20-2001 @ 7:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
That wins for most offensive songs. I'm in the process of transcribing the lyrics of the song- Critters in my Crackers. Attack Napster!

IkeaBoy
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posted on 03-20-2001 @ 8:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Boys and girls here are the lyrics to Critters in my Crackers

Spoken:
This is the life
Alone in the wilderness
No school, no teachers, no homework
no moms telling you to clean up your room
Yeah but I'm hungry
Me too
Wait, we aren't going to be eating any worms are we?
Not unless worms can climb trees
Yeah but what about the bugs?
Our food's safe right?
Absolutely, nothing could have reached up there
I'm not so sure about this

Sung:

Those annoying little things (annoying little things)...
That grab your attention (grab your attention)...
By crawling into places I wouldn't want to mention (vaginas).

They should be taught some manners (taught some manners)
Despite their height (you're right)
They shouldn't take what isn't there and it's impolite to bite

Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my balogne
Oh my gosh here comes a bumblebee.
Those little things make your stomach crumble
Make it want to fumble, tip and tumble
Bees in the flowers
Stink bugs in my sweet and sour
Ants in my pants
And that bumblebee was bigger than an elephant

Insignificant little things (insignificant) ...
When they're on their own (on their own)...
But put them in a squadron,
They'll eat you to the bone

Delicious little things (yum yum yum)...
You shouldn't knock it
Cause you know they taste best
When dipped in chocolate

Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my balogne
Oh my gosh here comes a big bumblebee
Those little things make your stomach crumble
Make it want to fumble, tip and tumble
Bees in the flowers
Stink bugs in my sweet and sour
Ants in my pants
And that bumblebee was bigger than an elephant

Spoken:
I swear it was THIS big

Sung:
Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my balogne
Oh my gosh here comes a bigger bumblebee
Those little things make your stomach crumble
Make it want to fumble, tip and tumble

Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my balogne

Spoken:
Uh-oh

Sung:
Fleas, flies
Beatles, bugs
Maggots, mites
Spiders, slugs

Critters, critters, critters...
On my crackers

geedagreek
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 8:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
ike i dont know whats more disturbing, you knowing the words or you posting them here....


official drunk driver of the fuck truck....
toadie
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 8:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Another happy innocent childhood thing.... roooned. LOL







ClusterF's adopted newbie.

AKA CC from CT

I'll be quiet now.
Inappropriate Belle
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Holy S that was the funniest bit I've heard them do in a long time. I almost rear ended a cop just as she sang "Ant's in my pants". I had a non O&A person in the car with me looking at me like I had two heads going "I don't get it... what's so funny?" I couldn't even begin to explain.

GimmeShelter
posted on 03-20-2001 @ 10:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
IB I hope you didn't spit on the windshield as you were rear-ending the cop car.. obscure referenceThat bit was Hilarious!!:)






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hugenuge42
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Im no good with photoshop, but i figured some other sick fuck could do big things with this bad boy



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posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, Hugenuge.... You can't host a pic from "file:///C:/My%20Documents/Mary-Kate_and_Ashley_Olsen_NUDE.jpg" ...you need to load that pic to a Web-host first...


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This message was edited by F N Moron on 3-21-01 @ 12:11 AM
hugenuge42
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I thought that but i figured id give it a shot, then it showed up on my computer so i figured it would work, guess im just a f'n moron when it comes to this shit

hugenuge42
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
lets give this one another try"C:\My

hugenuge42
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 1:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
alright i quit



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