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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?		posted on 05-28-2001 @ 8:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00


Hmmm...they still seem to be hashing it out, eh???? =)




Kid Afrika
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 8:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Overheard during contract talks:

"Your Schwartz is bigger than mine."


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.


Spuds_Buckley
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 8:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
also over heard...

Ken: I am your father's mother's brother's uncle's college roommate.

Opie: So what does that make us?

Ken: Aboslutely nothing...which is what you boys are going to get! HAHAHAHAHAHA!


I've tried nothing, and I'm all out of ideas!
zootybang
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
"we aint foun' SHIT"




God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.





This message was edited by zootybang on 5-28-01 @ 8:44 PM
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 05-28-2001 @ 8:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Also over heard:

I'm surrounded by ass holes!!!



Heh, but you were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations WERE short...





Walk it off, deek...


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This message was edited by katya_ann on 5-28-01 @ 8:53 PM
jap bike jim
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 8:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
gotta love a space balls refrence

"what about me, what about raisin"
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 05-28-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01

SHE'S GONE FROM SUCK TO BLOW!!!



*looks around*
When did we get to Disneyland?

O&A need more publicity... And Moichendizing, moichendizing, moichendizing!!!






Walk it off, deek...


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Spuds_Buckley
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 9:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
O&A...the FLAMETHROWER!!!!

Now that would rock


I've tried nothing, and I'm all out of ideas!
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-28-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:
im surrounded by assholes


katya, thats what you hear me say when im posting on this board;)






This message was edited by Faceman on 5-28-01 @ 9:06 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
PINKLETTUCE
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 9:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
had to add a couple of spaceball references her:
- so the combination is 1-2-3-4-5.
thats the stupidest combination i ever heard. thats the type of combination and idiot would have on his luggage
- lutercrus speed, sir haddent you better buckle up,, ahhh buckle this,, lutercrus speed go!!!!!!
- look they've gone to plad.



IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY THIS PLACE WOULD BE AN AIRPORT.

OK TERRIFIC
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-28-2001 @ 10:00 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Since we're on the subject of Spaceballs references:

- "Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?"
- "What's the matter Colonel Sanders... chicken??"
and my favorite...
- "Come back, you fat bearded bitch!!!"

Spuds_Buckley
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 10:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
we've lost the bleeps, we've lost the creeps, and we've lost the sweeps.

The what and the what and what?

Look...it's a Y!


I've tried nothing, and I'm all out of ideas!

This message was edited by Spuds_Buckley on 5-28-01 @ 10:12 PM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 05-28-2001 @ 10:23 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Do you think Ken is playing with dolls of Opie, Anthony, Melissa himself, Jeremy and Howard in his office doing scenerios where he ends up getting all the money and running away with Melissa?

I do like the idea that the contract negotitations will end in a Mexican shootout.

Tripod Fucking Sucks Ass, bastards shut down my site which really only had sounds but a way for others to download it
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney
Read my column at Foundry
windowlck
posted on 05-28-2001 @ 10:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
LOL IKEABOY

Ken (w/ his Mellisa doll): "Your helmet is so big!"





"What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

This message was edited by windowlck on 5-28-01 @ 10:44 PM
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 05-28-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
I'm surrounded by assholes

Faceman, did I SAY I was quoting??? :)

edit: shit, I did. never mind...

Do you think the Olsen Twins' virgin alarms go off when Ant gets within 500 ft?








Walk it off, deek...


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This message was edited by katya_ann on 5-28-01 @ 10:48 PM
MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command		posted on 05-28-2001 @ 11:24 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
"you didnt catch them, you caught their stunt doubles!!"



all that you fashion all that you make
all that you build all that you break
all that you measure all that you feel
all this you can leave behind
Tony Metropolis
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
"Comb the desert"

This topic should have just been called "Space Balls References"

"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady."-The Shermanator
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I bet Ken Stevens gives great helmet....






Walk it off, deek...


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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 05-29-2001 @ 12:56 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
the funniest thing is that the original pic wasn't a Spaceballs pic

Tripod Fucking Sucks Ass, bastards shut down my site which really only had sounds but a way for others to download it
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney
Read my column at Foundry
Skeet Slambone
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
welp, thats much closer to reality then Drudge Jr. could ever hope to be.

Just Jon
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 1:13 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
any excuse to reuse old sigs, eh, Gooch? ;)

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Unicron
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:07 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
"I'm a Mawg, half man, half dog...i'm my own best friend"

"your name?"
"Barf"
"your full name?"
"Barfholomew"




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Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC		posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:20 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
As O&A prepare to sign the contract that will garauntee them syndication across the country, a rival radio DJ (though his time slot is nowhere near their's) and his Amberkrombie and Fitch midget sidekick attempt to arrive in time to thwart the signing, utilizing their "booey-drive" they rocket to heretofor unknown speed.. unfortunately, the are unable to stop their vehicle in time and crash into the river. One comment reportedly heard at the O&A negotiating table was "It's big bird one... he's gone to PLAID!!"

...ok, was that reaching???


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
Unicron
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:45 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
No, Mag...it was a clever, witty, and funny re-write of a Spaceballs scene that incorperated well into the O&A signing. Job well done




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