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Ronreddog
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 6:04 PM      
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Okay, we may have covered this before, but, what is your preference?

Personally, I bet the fat chicks can give great hummers, but, like Opie said, a bag over the ugly chick works for me! Ant also said, Her face is buried in the pillow, so what's the problem?




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Sluggo667
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posted on 05-29-2001 @ 6:11 PM      
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Sorry...
No Fatties,soft is o.k.,just not big.
Ugly?? I'll take care of myself first.


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Dana Dillon
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 6:16 PM      
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I'm 43.When I was 19 I was 145-150.Last summer i went down 25 lbs, because of bunch of bull shit.I'm 5'7".125 now.But I was at 110 lbs.Does that work????Oop's, blonde with GREEn eye's.....so Irish

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Kid Afrika
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
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I guess, I'm odd. To me, it's not what you have it's what you do with it.


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.



Ronreddog
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
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Dana, sound fine to me! You don't fit in either catagory then, right? ;)


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Dana Dillon
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 6:40 PM      
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Right on the money RonRedDog :) Guess chubbychaser's would have loved me when back then....;)

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FoundryMusicDoug
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 6:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I prefer the the pretty face and the hot body.

"Now the seasons over, and I feel it gettin' cold. I wish I could take you to some sandy beach road, we'ed never grow old. Ah but baby you know thats just jive, but tonight's bustin' open and.... I'm alive!"~Bruce Springsteen (Thunder Road Est. 1973)

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The Painter
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posted on 05-29-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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The closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat


Kid Afrika
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 7:05 PM      
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painter, you never cease to amaze me with your wisdom. Bra-FUCKING-vo!!!


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.



Skeet Slambone
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 8:26 PM      
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pretty faced fat chick wins in my book.

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posted on 05-29-2001 @ 8:31 PM      
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Hmm... To pick the lesser of the two evils...

Well, Fat chicks have less mental problems so I'm goin for the latter.



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jap bike jim
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 8:32 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
i agree with kid on this one. A lil chub never hurt anyone. As long they put out its aight.

"what about me, what about raisin"
njchica
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 8:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
or for the girls.....

a hot guy with a small package or an ugly guy with a large package....

Do you guys mind being thought of as objects yet? Does it feel nice? (and since when did I become a feminist?!?! eek!!)



Ronreddog
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
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How about a nice guy with an average package?


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Spuds_Buckley
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 9:01 PM      
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It's easy to put her bag over her head, but not quite as easy to put her body in a bag...unless your OJ


I've tried nothing, and I'm all out of ideas!
HUMMERS4ALL
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 9:18 PM      
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Thanks for including us girls njchica, I would have to agree with Ronreddog, a nice guy with a average package, but if I had to choose from the above I would go with ugly guy with a big package (gotta have something to hum to) ;)



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Canthandlemybooty
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Thanks for including us girls njchica, I would have to agree with Ronreddog, a nice guy with a average package, but if I had to choose from the above I would go with ugly guy with a big package (gotta have something to hum to)


I defiantly agree wit Hummer4all!! :)


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Ronreddog
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
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quote:

I would have to agree with Ronreddog, a nice guy with a average package


Thanks, I feel loved! lol


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posted on 05-29-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
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quote:

I would have to agree with Ronreddog, a nice guy with a average package

Ron you go both ways????

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Claire
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
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Skeet-I think I luv ya...
THANK YOU from someone considered "A pretty, but pretty chubby, chick" !

& as for nice avg guy vs. ugly packin' guy..
I would say the former, but how average are we talkin'? If we're talkin' 3"-4"- OK. Smaller than that, is just not enough to work with. I speak from experience.

Ugly is NEVER more gooder. 12" & ugly does not work for me..ever.
( Also, girth must be considered as well..........really, more important than width! ;) )



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Spuds_Buckley
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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quote:

Ron you go both ways????



Men and boys...KIDDING!!!!!!!


I've tried nothing, and I'm all out of ideas!
Ronreddog
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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quote:

Ron you go both ways????


What the fuck! No, I was answering the ladies question!


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Tequila
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posted on 05-29-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
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Looks like someone is backpeddling? LMMFAOTRRDIG


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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 10:06 PM      
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Now Ron, this is the 21st century..... it's OK to be gay.... c'mon, you can admit it..... we're all your friends here.



Still one spot open!

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SweetAngel
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

How about a nice guy with an average package?
I've gotta agree with that.

But to pick one of the options, I'd have to go with a hot guy with a small package...as long as it wasn't too small.


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