Posted By | Discussion Topic: Is this for real??? fu-fme? |
Jolene'78
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 10:32 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 01
| Yesterday at work I was reading this magazine and stumbled upon a weird article about...well, Ãt's about Cyber sex I guess...
I read it and I thought it must be a prank or something...'cause will people actually order these kind of things for real???
Did they consider the "being electrocuted" issue at all? lol And how comfortable can you be if you decide to use something like this? (you must be insane to use this though...right?)
They have a site, check it out, it's good for a laugh I think...
http://www.fu-fme.com
Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???"
Patience is like bread I say,
I ran out of that yesterday
The More You Complain,The Longer God Makes You live
This message was edited by Jolene'78 on 9-9-01 @ 11:03 AM |
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-09-2001 @ 10:48 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
| LMAO! sex without the hassle of having to actually talk to her
can't people just masturbate anymore? instead, they have to wrap themselves around their computers
Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting
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NASA
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 10:56 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01
| Another thread on how far technology has come. And who cares about finding dead people, sex is what the internet should be all about.
Masturbation is awesome, don't get me wrong, but just like tickling, it's not the same when you do it to yourself
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-09-2001 @ 11:04 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
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Masturbation is awesome, don't get me wrong, but just like tickling, it's not the same when you do it to yourself
"then you'd be a valued FU-FME customer!"
Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting
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The sky is blue | posted on 09-09-2001 @ 11:06 AM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00
| I just found the solution to our Ballon Knot problem
Edit- Wait, what does the button do?
This message was edited by Fez on 9-9-01 @ 11:09 AM |
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-09-2001 @ 11:09 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
| someone contact this company and tell them to make one for NASA with a feather sticking out of it and one for Ballon Knot with two huge boobs that take dollars out of his mouth
quote:
Edit- Wait, what does the button do?
i think it's a plot by the NOW organization. press the button and the offending member is eaten...
Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting
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NJ Panther
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 11:15 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01
| I wonder if they've considered an external USB model. Might be more convenient.
Then again, its a gag....right?lol
Never bother having an argument with an idiot
who controls your ability to voice your responses.
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The sky is blue | posted on 09-09-2001 @ 11:17 AM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00
| Wait, how would you clean up?
PULL OUT!! PULL OUT!!
I'm still saved....
I am starting my very own group to combat the evil of this board. IM me at fezoanda if you are interested. The only requirement is that you be me. |
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-09-2001 @ 11:30 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
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Wait, how would you clean up?
i'm gonna hold on to my money till there's a swallow feature
Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting
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Jolene'78
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 11:42 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 01
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i'm gonna hold on to my money till there's a swallow feature
Maybe you should volunteer for the future development? Just in case they did not think of the whole swallowing option yet?!
Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???"
Patience is like bread I say,
I ran out of that yesterday
The More You Complain,The Longer God Makes You live |
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ClusterF@#$
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 12:03 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| Where has this been all my life? I am now officially never leaving the house again!!
ps... I am now impregnating you at 56k. Look out!!
Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter. |
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NASA
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 12:16 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01
| You think you've been upset at a disconnection before, just you wait.
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IrishAlkey Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!
Is It In Yet?
JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-09-2001 @ 12:18 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01
| "Mom?"
"Yes dear?"
"It's a floppy!"
"Oh, congratulations dear!"
Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :) |
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The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 1:27 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01
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I am now impregnating you at 56k. Look out!!
So then your download would take roughly 8-10 minutes, right? LOL
I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's (Defunct?) OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
On extended hiatus from C-blocking, I have returned to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... to TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! |
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ClusterF@#$
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 1:36 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| Yes... that's about average. Do they make these things in broadbang? Oops.. silly me... that's one of those typos that you just can't bring yourself to overtype. Pardon me... broadband.
Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter. |
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IrishAlkey Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!
Is It In Yet?
JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-09-2001 @ 1:40 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01
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So then your download would take roughly 8-10 minutes, right? LOL
After a six-pack maybe...lol
Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :) |
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Evil-Kitty
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 2:20 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01
| Am I the only one with not enough space on her desk for things like that??? jeez...
Jolene, I wonder which magazine you were reading ;)
Meow? |
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NASA
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 2:24 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01
| Rule of thumb,
When all else fails, use the floor.
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Jolene'78
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 2:25 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 01
| hehehe..you Bitch!!!! ;)
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I wonder which magazine you were reading
I was in fact reading the Playboy, of course for it's wonderfull articles...:) So, pretty much the same reason why men read it;)
Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???"
Patience is like bread I say,
I ran out of that yesterday
The More You Complain,The Longer God Makes You live |
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FoundryMusicDragon I wear a helmet and lick the windows
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 2:31 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: May. 01
| Er ah... Yea, the articles are great.
Thanks for the pic Jo.
Graduate of the Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance, you've been warned. |
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The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 2:33 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01
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I was in fact reading the Playboy, of course for it's wonderfull articles... So, pretty much the same reason why men read it
Shit, Playboy has articles? Damn, I've just been looking at the pictures all this time. You learn something new every day. ;)
I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's (Defunct?) OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
On extended hiatus from C-blocking, I have returned to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... to TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! |
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Evil-Kitty
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 2:51 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01
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you Bitch!!!!
Well thank you baby, I had a great teacher ;)
Meow? |
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2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 09-09-2001 @ 2:56 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01
| No way that could possibly be real right? Please tell me it's a little joke...and Seph hates humanity for the ravers what about this...
And then I find you here,
Through your eyes, everythings clear,
And I fall, inside your arms,
But I'm alone for now, alone for now... |
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Jolene'78
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 2:57 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 01
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Well thank you baby, I had a great teacher
lol... I have myself to blame...again;) Just know when I said Bitch, i meant it in the best way there is;)
So Evil one, when are you ordering this Device?!
(ps. hows the hangover....lmmfao!!!!)
Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???"
Patience is like bread I say,
I ran out of that yesterday
The More You Complain,The Longer God Makes You live
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Evil-Kitty
| posted on 09-09-2001 @ 3:34 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01
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when are you ordering this Device?!
I hoped you would buy one first, so I can try it out at your house ;)
My hangover?? You don't want to know...I'm just wondering why you didn't protect me from 'Harold' or whatever his name is...ughhhh...you are just evil!! :)
Meow? |
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