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crx girl
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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:10 AM      
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my b/f is left handed, and he hangs to the right. i recently read somewhere (probably playboy) that 80% of manjunk goes left. so, here's my question, is there some kind of correlation between left handed/right brainess or right handed/left brainness to direction of junk hangage? just curious, and given the number of male delinquents here, i figured this might be a good forum for a scientific study. so, who's with me?



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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:18 AM      
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I'm a lefty...My junk hangs to the left...
There goes that theory. :)


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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:18 AM      
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wow I can't wait till crack reads this post, lol.

I am right handed and i am too small to hang i just dangle on top of my balls.


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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:20 AM      
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my junk never hangs; it's perpetually errect.

sorry, i just hadda say it before some guy did :)



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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:21 AM      
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dunno, but i can tie my balls in a knot. i can tie them in a bow. i can throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier.



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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:23 AM      
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quote:

I'm a lefty...My junk hangs to the left...
There goes that theory.

poop on you sluggo. every rule has it's exceptions, how about we let a few more chime in before we declare this thesis moot. and shhhhhh gonzo, maybe he won't see it ;)



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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:26 AM      
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quote:

I'm a lefty...My junk hangs to the left...
There goes that theory.



No moron is the lefty, but with you two giving handies to eachother with more frequency than having to move your family in afghanistan who can keep track.


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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:29 AM      
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ok, gonzo, don't move, you're at 6666 posts, that's like the devil and his 6 kids or something, watchout for the smiteshit now...



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katya_ann
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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:31 AM      
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it'll only be scary if his post count doesn't change after this.



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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:33 AM      
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quote:

poop on you sluggo
Hey...
Did I not use enough smilies?


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crx girl
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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:36 AM      
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didn't i?




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katya_ann
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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:40 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
no, no, you'l summon the becky!
no!!

): ): ): ):




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Sir Okonkwo
posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:50 AM      
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Position: P
Bats: L
Throws: R
Junk hangs: L

Make of that what you will...




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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 6:08 AM      
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Right handed, Hangs Left.
I find on the odd occasion when it does hang to the right, it's very uncomfortable, and adjustments must be made.

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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 9:05 AM      
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I have an innie.


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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
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right handed, hangs left

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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 9:26 AM      
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"shhhhhh gonzo, maybe he won't see it"

who are you kidding, I see everything

ahh crap I am up to 10 posts guess i better get a sig pic since it appears i have been sucked into the hell hole with the rest of you. god my life sux

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This message was edited by crack hitler on 10-13-01 @ 9:32 AM
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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 10:00 AM      
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On mondays, wednesdays, and fridays, i wrap it around my left leg. On tuesdays and thursdays, the right leg. Weekends it just drags because,Hey,who wants to do all that tying on their days off?




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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
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quote:

Jim Carrey said:
"Short, shriveled, and to the left."



That about sums it up.



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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
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I'm a righty and it hangs to the right.



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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 11:18 AM      
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I am lefty and it hangs to the right.

I think if it doesnt hang on opposite side of what hand you are, that means your all gay. Sure is lot of homos in this thread.


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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Whichever way you want it to hang;).




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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 3:08 PM      
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im a lefty and it hangs to the left

the left nut is supposed to hang lower right? i know theres a reason for this but i dont know why...anyone?

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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 4:31 PM      
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Throws: Right
Bats: Right
Putts/Drives: Right
Shoots: Left
Catches: Left
Position: G
Kicks: Right
Punches: like a girl

Unfortunately, due to my anti-depression medication, I am perpetually erect, well, maybe I point at 1 o'clock, unless it's a blue-vein throbber, which would put me at 12.

I think my right ball hangs lower than my left but they always shift when I bend over to look at them.







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posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
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quote:

I have an innie.

You took my answer fez...by the way when you get a woody do your kidneys hurt???

Actually it goes down the middle...not to one side or anything...so I will say CENTER...



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