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o&aswallow
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Well it seems to be official now, the world will be coming to an end tomorrow. Following is a portion of an article posted on MSNBC.com (reduced for ease of reading. After all if the world is coming to an end you don’t need to be wasting a lot of time reading this)


The Seven Sisters constellation, which looks like a small cluster of grapes, has long been a signal for the time of year to honor the dead — such as All Saints Day, Nov. 1.
According to myth, the Seven Sisters constellation is at its highest point in the sky during a great calamity, possibly the biblical flood or the sinking of Atlantis. The Aztecs and Mayans believed it would be overhead at midnight on the night the world comes to an end, Horkheimer said.
The Seven Sisters and the full moon will both be directly overhead at midnight, he said.
“It’s just very nifty because it will be a very bright full moon and when it’s up high like that, it will just flood the landscape with a lovely bright light,” said Horkheimer.

The Associated Press contributed to this report


With the combination of the first full moon on Halloween in 46 years and the position of the Seven Sisters constellation, it seems inevitable that the world is finally coming to an end. The only other sign that hasn’t shown it’s ugly head is that Kid Afrika is still not a mod. If by some chance that happens in the next 24 hours, any doubters will have changed their minds.

So allow me to be the first to say goodbye, it was fun while it lasted and...........





I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
At your age isn't it quite possible that every day could be your last anyway?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
And stupidity rears its ugly head yet again.




This space for sale.


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Sephiroth
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:51 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

At your age isn't it quite possible that every day could be your last anyway?



Nice !!

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
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PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well, that settles it...
I'm breaking into Metal's basement and forcing myself on Luna, Spit, FMB, VG, Shelle, ladi, PB and anyone else he may have tied down there.


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!



spitfire421
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Does this mean Unicorn will die a virgin?

[Nelson voice]HA HA![/Nelson voice]

Everyone, get you eff on tonight :)...just in case


Old School? New School? Shit, I didn't even go to school!

NEVER FORGET!!!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Alkey...rude and ruder.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


RonRon5477
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
i guess we won't find out the winner of the boob-o-latern contest. what a shame.


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Black Lazerus
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Does this mean Unicorn will die a virgin?


that fact would be true even if the world was ending in 2073.

The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


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HOT MAMA
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
What's the matter Barry, not gettin' any at home?;-)

o&aswallow
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm breaking into Metal's basement and forcing myself on Luna, Spit, FMB, VG, Shelle, ladi, PB and anyone else he may have tied down there.


Way to go Barry, you just identified the Seven Sisters, and Satan. ;-)



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Even with this great knowledge, I still won't be getting off my ass to do any of those "Before I Die, I'll..." things.

quote:

Everyone, get you eff on tonight ...just in case



Ahem. You listening, sweetheart? ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
What I find f'in ponderous is this......all the drug companies are being asked to mass produce anti-biotics. Thus then, other medications would be sort of put on hold for production for a short time. Medicines and pills like VIAGRA for example. Thus then, if OAS supply of Viagra runs out tonight, he will return to being a limp wet noodle.....crushing his late run of manly feelings...ergo, truly ending HIS world tomorrow. Damn, it all makes sense now :-)

Does it make me Satan because I'll laugh if that happens to him?

Oh yeah, Barry....stay the F outta my basement dammit!

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.

This message was edited by Metalfan on 10-30-01 @ 3:18 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
If Im going down, Im taking as many of you motherfuckers with me as i possibly can.

See you folks Saturday Night at Hooters.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
AIM | E-MAIL | CHAT

PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

spitfire421
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Does it make me Satan


Wait a sec!...I'M satan, Petal's just one of my bitches...why do you think he had them all locked down there while I've been busy at work?


Old School? New School? Shit, I didn't even go to school!

NEVER FORGET!!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Ahem. You listening, sweetheart?


Yes, yes I am.





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
i think the fact that alkey 1000th post in exactly 2 months is a sign of the apocolypse.

my sig pics, links to my favorite sites, and video game reviews
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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I hate those Aztecs.


Our Flag always stands.
God Bless The USA.
gonzo
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
End of the world, huh? It's about damn time....

(sets lawn chair out front, sits down, puts joint in mouth, lights it, smiles, puts on sunglasses, takes out junk and holds it in left hand, starts whomping away....)

JUST BRING IT.


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

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o&aswallow
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Dont blame San Diego State Red Rocket. Their in the WAC and can't help themselves.

What I'm not sure of is will the world end tomorrow in phases, by time zone, or will it be all at once? I had this same question during the Y2K thing but we didn't learn the answer then. I have many woman to visit and I kind of need to know how to schedule my visits. ;-)



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'm breaking into Metal's basement and forcing myself on Luna, Spit, FMB, VG, Shelle, ladi, PB and anyone else he may have tied down there.

Well then I call Katya and MYLF.

Old Dirty Sanchez
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
quote:


Dont blame San Diego State Red Rocket. Their in the WAC and can't help themselves.



o&aswallow, and fellow SD native? I lived there most of my life...

Oh, and so this won't be off topic, I shit myself in fear....

Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 5:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
Guys, don't you remember? The whole Aztec thing was a hoax. O & A never had it to give away.

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted most of the time.
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Quick, print this page, put it in a time capsule so that the martians investigate our planet they'll know we were alive and knew our impending doom.
Ken'sPen, you'd better get here quick ;)

Opie's Sack Lunch
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 7:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
HAS ANYONE ASKED OPIE IF HE THINKS IT'S GONNA END TOMORROW?



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