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Sean Cold 3:16	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 5:50 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	I decided to make the 3000 thread in Off Topic one that the whole family can enjoy. If you had the chance, being spiteful or out of respect, who would you write an Obituary for? Be fore warned, if you write something shitty, the paybacks can be a bitch so no complaining, take it in stride and enjoy. *edit* I will start with Tequilla. Since he is so fond of one sentence posts and have his over all lack of humor, his is rather easy: TEQUILLA (aka Esse, The Spic) Oh well, he is dead. And That's The Bottom Line...... E-Mail Me *I am Jack's total lack of suprise.* This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 11-1-01 @ 6:01 PM

Kid Afrika	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 5:59 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	We will miss him now that he is gone... Look out Satan, HERE COMES SEAN!!!11 And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".

Sephiroth	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 6:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Joe Soprano has died today: Unfortunetly, all of his jokes died 20 years ago. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 6:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	shit why wait till they are dead, i can do one now Joe Soprano: Here lies his sense of humor, dead on arrival. Edit - well seph beat me to it, oh well lol I want to bleed, show the world all that I have inside I want to show you all my pain... I want to scream, let the blood flow that keeps me alive I want to make you feel the same... This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 11-1-01 @ 6:13 PM

Sephiroth	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 6:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Dana Dillon was killed in a horrific bus accident today: Party at my place, 7pm tonight. Other injuries included Shelle Bink's Virginity, Unicron's Pride, Gonzostyle's heterosexuality, Slackjaw's full head of hair, and Rich Vos's last morsel of comedic ability. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

Sean Cold 3:16	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 6:16 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	well, I am going to branch out to someone so dear to everyones hearts: Froy, he was our leader, he was our friend As an aspiring entrepreneur, Froy thought he had it all. But, in a stunning mishap on the way to a private lap dance, he entered the wrong room. Five minutes with Gay Marco is all it took for the Hivy to set in and destroy our young icon from the inside out. Though all he really acomplished was making a website for people like him, some would say losers, Froy will always be remembered. Hopefuly he finally realized in his dying days that all the adoration he recieved was nothing more than a clever ploy started by the megalomeniacal FMJeff to rub him out and merge the bastard child site with foundry. Now, as a fully emersed staple of the foundry music empire, Froy's legacy lives on, rest in peace....... And That's The Bottom Line...... E-Mail Me *I am Jack's total lack of suprise.* This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 11-1-01 @ 6:18 PM

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 6:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Other injuries included Shelle Bink's Virginity Damn...did this horrific bus accident happen when she was 9? because otherwise you can't injure something nonexistent. FeelMyFunbags died in a car wreck yesterday, when her presense made the man driving the car fall asleep and drive into a lightpost. she will be missed. I want to bleed, show the world all that I have inside I want to show you all my pain... I want to scream, let the blood flow that keeps me alive I want to make you feel the same...

Kid Afrika	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 6:37 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Here lies fez... His last words... "I'm not gay!" We believe you li'l buddy, and we'll miss your horrible cutting and pasting. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 6:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Tenbatsuzen succumbed to the virus that ravaged his body yesterday. Services will be held in Miami's Joe Robbie Stadium Saturday at 6:00 p.m.. Food will be provided by Kentucky Fried Chicken. His last request was to make sure that you would all have sigs for so long as you posted. He took the liberty of making several sigs for each member of oa.com. In some instances he felt that he could simply improve upon your current sig. His first such work was dedicated to Froy, who's sig pic was just too darned grainy. Please feel free to use these pics as you see fit, but do try to give Tenbats credit. What are you looking at?

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 7:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	Here lies IrishAlkey... Uhm, he had big ears and told everyone to sign his shirt. Oh well, he's dead, I get dibs on his alcohol. ByeBye McEars! :) Wanna Get Me Wet? Soon To Be Irish Citizen THE PENNYROYALS...K-ROCK BATTLE OF THE BANDS WINNER! CHECK 'EM OUT!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 7:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Here lies IrishAlkey... Uhm, he had big ears That's not nice, Shelle. He only has one big ear, the other one is normal. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"*

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:04 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Since most of these are epitaphs and not obituaries, I'll just go with the trend Unicron Here lies Unicron... His body may rest, but his virginity lives on forever. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: FeelMyFunbags died in a car wreck yesterday, when her presense made the man driving the car fall asleep and drive into a lightpost. she will be missed. LMAO.... CLS died today of asphixiation...officials say they found him with a belt around his neck and it appears he was pleasuring himself. His family is mortified he died just like the guy from INXS...but he will be missed. :) i can't believe my dream is over i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes now i'm one with the fools of love Psst...I think I can have what I want... :) USA

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:11 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	CorpseGrinderJunk Care? ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-1-01 @ 8:37 PM

Kid Afrika	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:17 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Since most of these are epitaphs and not obituaries, I'll just go with the trend oÂ·bitÂ·uÂ·arÂ·y n. pl. oÂ·bitÂ·uÂ·arÂ·ies A published notice of a death, sometimes with a brief biography of the deceased. Sorry MISTAR SMARTEY PANTS!!!11, you are being way to literal, once again. Oh and by the by, when you get over yourself, we need a clean up in aisle 12. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:30 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Here we go kid... epÂ·iÂ·taph (p-tf) n. An inscription on a tombstone in memory of the one buried there. A brief literary piece commemorating a deceased person. When you say...'Here Lies'... you are writing an epitaph, not an obituary. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands This message was edited by Froy on 11-1-01 @ 8:34 PM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:32 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Here lies Shelle Bink...as usual. Here lies AntsInMyPants...taller lying down than he was standing up. Here lies Ken'sPen...he's even funny dead. Kid Afrika was made a mod today...he died yesterday. I washed my ass, my taint is better now. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Kid Afrika was found dead early this morning in his home. The cause of death was not certain, but two possibilities have been speculated. Some officials believe that he suffered a massive coronary after being passed up for a moderator position at oa.com....once again. An insider who wishes to remain nameless was heard to speculate that the actual cause of death was an unusual phenomenon known as "spontaneous cranial combustion". It appears to be the direct result of an enlarged ego. If proper treatment is not rendered, the patients head eventually bursts. When asked for comment, oa.com's spokesman, known as "The Froy" simply responded...."care" All in fun kid! :) What are you looking at?

Kid Afrika	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:35 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Ok froy, my first reply (on topic) in this thread was an obituary, while my second is probably better classified as an epitaph. Happy now? I just don't understand why you felt the need to insult everyone else before you came down to our level to post here. And honestly, I still think you are taking it way to literally. We all got the right idea (so far), and there's some funny shit here. Why piss on people's fun? EDIT quote: Kid Afrika was made a mod today...he died yesterday. Isn't it ironic, don't ya think? Bra-FUCKING-vo, Alkie!!! © Copyright 2001 And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. Faceman says I'm an "a-hold". This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 11-1-01 @ 8:38 PM

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Here lies AntsInMyPants...taller lying down than he was standing up. Hey, you finally got to use that line, I know you've been saving it for a while. Nice. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"*

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	here lies IrishAlkey His greatest accomplishment: successfully becoming the second biggest whore in jersey :) Here lies Brokenjaw someone standing to his left shot him in the head, he never saw it coming. I want to bleed, show the world all that I have inside I want to show you all my pain... I want to scream, let the blood flow that keeps me alive I want to make you feel the same...

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:42 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Kid, learn to pick your fights. Coming from the most hyper-critical person here, you have absolutely no right to get riled up. If I wanted to insult, trust me, you'd know it. That being said, let it drop, there's no reason to defile this thread any further, I am definitely not in the mood to deal with you tonight. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:48 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Hey, you finally got to use that line, I know you've been saving it for a while. Nice. I always knew I'd get the chance...it was too good to pass up! :) quote: His greatest accomplishment: successfully becoming the second biggest whore in jersey Is it wrong that I'm proud of this? A couple more weeks and I would've made it to number one...I know it! I washed my ass, my taint is better now. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

Sean Cold 3:16	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:55 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	You two better knock this shit off, you are going to roooooon it. I will start handing out strikes to the both of you if I must. adolescentmasturbator AM had such a promising life ahead of him until Bill Gates got annoyed with his constant pushing of the Linux OS and brutally beat AM to death with a bundle of Windows XP software. AM leaves behind an adoring father who is now more ruthless than ever and is now searching for a new son to take his place. And That's The Bottom Line...... E-Mail Me *I am Jack's total lack of suprise.*

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Is it wrong that I'm proud of this? A couple more weeks and I would've made it to number one...I know it! Considering your competition? not bloody likely! I want to bleed, show the world all that I have inside I want to show you all my pain... I want to scream, let the blood flow that keeps me alive I want to make you feel the same...

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