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Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	I just remembered today is my half bro's birthday. He was on this message board for a total of about 3 days. ((Dolphin Flogger)) He's gay, i mean... REALLY gay... any ideas of what I should get him? ((this should be good)) Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	How about a card that says "Happy Birthday from the person who turned you off of girls forever" I want to bleed, show the world all that I have inside I want to show you all my pain... I want to scream, let the blood flow that keeps me alive I want to make you feel the same...

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:53 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	Lets see....so many choices..... here's a few ideas..... 1. you could buy a strap on and show him a good time 2. you could give him Irish Alkey and Ikeaboy's phone numbers and THEY can show him a good time 3. you could buy him N'Sync tickets and let him "earn" them 4. you could let him borrow your lucky lace thong and see through bra to wear on his next date Fuck you Ken.

Canweseeyourstuff	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	buy him a Miada Rick seems to enjoy his

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: "Happy Birthday from the person who turned you off of girls forever" Is the card that Baby Nicole sent you? Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me. This message was edited by Shelle Bink on 11-8-01 @ 3:01 PM

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: 2. you could give him Irish Alkey and Ikeaboy's phone numbers and THEY can show him a good time HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA quote: 3. you could buy him N'Sync tickets and let him "earn" them I'm not Wendy quote: 4. you could let him borrow your lucky lace thong and see through bra to wear on his next date i wear underwear? quote: buy him a Miada Rick seems to enjoy his LMFAO Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

red rocket Secret Sex Chat	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Get him a hairless teen boy's video with young William. Our Flag always stands. God Bless The USA.

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Is the card that Baby Nicole sent you Hey, everyone makes mistakes, at least i can count mine on one hand. unlike someone i know, who'd need to borrow the hands of a dozen guys to count hers, you know, between blowjobs. I want to bleed, show the world all that I have inside I want to show you all my pain... I want to scream, let the blood flow that keeps me alive I want to make you feel the same...

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	I'm sure even a faegget would enjoy a blow job from a women every once and awhile. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:05 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: 2. you could give him Irish Alkey and Ikeaboy's phone numbers and THEY can show him a good time Sorry, I don't do private shows. My lovin' is strictly kept behind closed doors...and locked prison cells. I washed my ass, my taint is better now. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: I'm sure even a faegget would enjoy a blow job from a women every once and awhile. HE'S GAY!! I MEAN GAYER THAN GAY! HE'S GOT MORE GAY IN HIM THAN THE VILLAGE PEOPLE ON BROADWAY! and he's my freakin' brother ((ok, half brother, but we don't use those extra words)) Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me. This message was edited by Shelle Bink on 11-8-01 @ 3:12 PM

o&aswallow	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Shelle Babe, I could do you anally while he watched. Conceptually he should appreciate the thought. ;-) I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task! American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. This message was edited by o&aswallow on 11-8-01 @ 3:11 PM

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	... for the gay man in all of us. Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me. This message was edited by Shelle Bink on 11-8-01 @ 3:20 PM

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	OAS, screaming "grampa!" in pigtails and a catholic school girl outfit with a gay man in the room doesn't have the same sexual appeal as screaming "daddy!" alone. Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

o&aswallow	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: OAS, screaming "grampa!" in pigtails and a catholic school girl outfit doesn't have the same sexual appeal To hell with your gay half brother, that does wonders for me....LOL ;-) I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task! American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. This message was edited by o&aswallow on 11-8-01 @ 3:23 PM

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: Screw your gay half brother, No, read above. Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: unlike someone i know, who'd need to borrow the hands of a dozen guys to count hers, you know, between blowjobs. I clearly remember a time when you were jealous you weren't one of those guys... butthen again, keeping a beached whale happy would take up any person's time. ~~ Sorry took me so long to reply to this one ~~ Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

Arthur Dent	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	1. ass-less underwear 2. best of Broadway showtunes compilation CD 3. Flower arranging course at the community college. 4. A coupon for a free drink at every gay bar in the village.

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: 1. ass-less underwear 2. best of Broadway showtunes compilation CD 3. Flower arranging course at the community college. 4. A coupon for a free drink at every gay bar in the village. #1 -- why not go commando? #2 -- he's had that since before he was gay, tho i may take him to Stomp or somethin. #3 -- he's not flowery gay #4 -- He's on a first name basis with all those clubs and bartenders. damnit, this is getting tough, but great suggestions guys :) i appriciate it. Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

GonzoStyle	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:40 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	suck his cock and unlike some other's who will remain nameless, let him cum on your face. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: suck his cock and unlike some other's who will remain nameless, let him cum on your face. well besides the fact that incest doesn't run in my family gs, the "nameless" would splooge before i deep throated. Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

Sephiroth	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Shit, CLS and Shelle are fun to watch. Kinda like watching your folks fight. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: Shit, CLS and Shelle are fun to watch. Hehe, you should watch us fight when on E's along with ur raver friends! I'm off to search for a bday gift. til later. Wanna Get Me Wet? "Cutie With A Nice Booty" -- Jase Oh I Know You Just Wanna Spank Me.

GonzoStyle	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:54 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: well besides the fact that incest doesn't run in my family gs, He's your "half" brother, that is why you do the half of the half and half, you blow him but don't fuck him. quote: the "nameless" would splooge before i deep throated. wow premature ejactulation, i didn't know jeff... nevermind it's too easy. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 11-08-2001 @ 4:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: HE'S GAY!! I MEAN GAYER THAN GAY! HE'S GOT MORE GAY IN HIM THAN THE VILLAGE PEOPLE ON BROADWAY! Okay then, how about you blow me and he can watch from afar? If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

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