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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 8:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I am just wondering, if you had finacial freedom, what would you buy? Would it be a car? Maybe a house? How about a year supply of ring dings?

If you had the bucks, would you buy a moderatorship at OA.com?

Don't mind me, I played lotto tonight, but since I am white and middle class, I am not going to win shit but I was wondering what i would buy, and mostly it was shit I wanted but not needed. I found it rather odd that while me car sucks ass, the thought of getting a new one never entered my mind.

And That's The Bottom Line......


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Maynard
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
[most annoying fucking song in the world]If I had a million dollars....[/most annoying fucking song in the world]

I would probably spend some on silly shit at first. Then go on a vacation. Probably a month in Europe, maybe longer.

Then my parents would get a new house.
The rest would go in the bank.


People suck.
Sephiroth
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 8:48 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I'd give Froy enough money to get rid of these fucking porno ads that make it impossible to troll the board during work.

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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 8:55 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I'd give Froy enough money to get rid of these fucking porno ads that make it impossible to troll the board during work.

Start menu---> Settings ---> Control Panel ---> Internet Options ---> Advanced Settings ---> Show pictures (deselect)




This space for sale.


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Maynard
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 8:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Start menu---> Settings ---> Control Panel ---> Internet Options ---> Advanced Settings ---> Show pictures (deselect)

Yeah great, so you want everyone that uses the board at work, to ruin the full board experience by shutting off images because there's porn all over the place? It's not going to make people shut off the images, it's just gonna make them stop reading the board at work.


People suck.
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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My friends call me Weed
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 8:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I'd buy my mom a new house so she can move out of her current (old and in need of much work) one. Its not worth renovating, its just old. Then I'd set my brother up nicely, but he'd still have to get a job for a while to know what it means to earn a dollar.

After the family was good, I'd be sure the wife's family was ok, and then move onto mine and the wife's needs - which would probably mean a house, new car for me, and lots of baby clothes ('cause with all that money, she wouldn't wanna work, which would mean she'd wanna be a baby factory).

Other than that, I don't have any real need for a huge or even unlimited amount of money. I'm actually pretty happy if I have enough to pay the bills and buy some beer - thats all that really matters anyway.

quote:

I'd give Froy enough money to get rid of these fucking porno ads that make it impossible to troll the board during work

C'mon Seph - just open up another window to CNN.Com or something, and ALT-TAB whenever someone walks by - works for me :)


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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 9:02 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Yeah great, so you want everyone that uses the board at work, to ruin the full board experience by shutting off images because there's porn all over the place? It's not going to make people shut off the images, it's just gonna make them stop reading the board at work.

It works fine for me, I check the visual stuff out when I get home.




This space for sale.


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
2 or 3 brand new Harley's, and maybe an Indian. Sitting on a bike bets the shit out of sitting in front of a computer.


Mr. Brownstone
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 9:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

2 or 3 brand new Harley's, and maybe an Indian. Sitting on a bike bets the shit out of sitting in front of a computer.

Excellent choice, I'll second that.




This space for sale.


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Kid Afrika
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 9:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
"two chicks at the same time..."


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


Opie's Sack Lunch
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

"two chicks at the same time..."


Good "Office Space" reference
1. A place on the upper eastside
2. A M5 or CLK 600
3. and alot of fun.

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 9:38 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Well I would buy my mother and step father a new house.With evrything my mother need to take care of my step father including a live in nurse.I would right my father a check for a nice amount of money, but I would not sign it, fuck him.

Then I would actually offer my land lord money for the house I live in now, and the other one thats on the lot, and use them as rentals for benny's like GW ;) in the summer.

Other then that, a new house for me, a custom Harley chopper designed by Sluggo,and take care of a few of my friends.

oh yeah, I would pay for spelling lessons as well.

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Sloatsburgh
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'd buy K1ds mom.

What? We all know she's white.

"I'd do absolutely nothing." Maybe I would rent out a huge bar that has a decent size stage on a Tuesday night for a concert.... but then I'd run into BalloonKnot again.





She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.

Sloats Burgh Buddy .
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

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'Shrooomer
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 10:34 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

oh yeah, I would pay for spelling lessons as well.


Why do I feel responsible for this, Bj? ;-) I'll never never never never never never pick on your spelling again! I promise!;-)


Here is what I would buy: (it's my unrealistic Christmas list).
- 10 more Leonberger puppies:-)
- 1 Rottweiler puppy
- 1 German Shepard puppy
- 2 wolf pups
- 1 lion cub
- a herd of horses
- a maid
- a chef
- a butler
- a chaeuffer
- a massuese
- a sex slave
- last, but not least, a super-sonic idiot eliminater.




Romeo, he said to Juliet, “You got a poor complexion It don’t give you an appearance of a youthful touch.” Juliet said back to Romeo, “Why don’t you just shove off If it bothers you so much.”
;-)BBBOINKKK;-)
Darkness at the break of noon Shadows even the silver spoon The handmade blade, the child's balloon Eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon There is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn Suicide remarks are torn From the fool's gold mouthpiece The hollow horn plays wasted words Proves to warnThat he not busy being born Is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door You follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar You feel to moan but unlike before You discover That you'd just be One more person crying. So don't fear if you hear A foreign sound to your ear It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall Private reasons great or small Can be seen in the eyes of those that call To make all that should be killed to crawl While others say don't hate nothing at all Except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark As human gods aim for their mark Made everything from toy guns that spark To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far That not much Is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits Can lead to hundred-dollar plates Goodness hides behind its gates But even the president of the United States Sometimes must have To stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged It's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you Into thinking you're the one That can do what's never been done That can win what's never been won Meantime life outside goes on All around you.You lose yourself, you reappear You suddenly find you got nothing to fear Alone you stand with nobody near When a trembling distant voice, unclear Startles your sleeping ears to hear That somebody thinks They really found you. A question in your nerves is lit Yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy Insure you not to quit To keep it in your mind and not forget That it is not he or she or them or it That you belong to. Although the masters make the rules For the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to.For them that must obey authority That they do not respect in any degree Who despise their jobs, their destinies Speak jealously of them that are free Cultivate their flowers to be Nothing more than something They invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties Social clubs in drag disguise Outsiders they can freely criticize Tell nothing except who to idolize And then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole That he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault On anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs Limited in sex, they dare To push fake morals, insult and stare While money doesn't talk, it swears Obscenity, who really cares Propaganda,all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see With a killer's pride, security It blows the minds most bitterly For them that think death's honesty Won't fall upon them naturally Life sometimes Must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards False gods, I scuff At pettiness which plays so rough Walk upside-down inside handcuffs Kick my legs to crash it off Say okay, I have had enough What else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen They'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.



This message was edited by LunaBabe on 11-13-01 @ 10:40 PM
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

- 10 more Leonberger puppies
- 1 Rottweiler puppy
- 1 German Shepard puppy
- 2 wolf pups
- 1 lion cub
- a herd of horses
- a maid
- a chef
- a butler
- a chaeuffer
- a massuese
- last, but not least, a super-sonic idiot eliminater.





Wasent that your christmas list too? ;)

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YAP YAP YAP YAP



This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 11-13-01 @ 10:54 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 10:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Wasent that your christmas list too?



quote:

Here is what I would buy: (it's my unrealistic Christmas list).



Are you blind or something?

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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 10:46 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Are you blind or something?



Damn I had to scroll the page right to see that.

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Kid Afrika
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Damn I had to scroll the page right to see that.

Wait, I get it.... you are missing an eye, right?

[norton fake laugh]huh huh huh![/norton fake laugh]


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".




This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 11-13-01 @ 10:52 PM
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 10:55 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Wait, I get it.... you are missing an eye, right?




No I had to scrol the screen so I could see around that enourmous ego and lips of yours.

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We were like peas and carrots
YAP YAP YAP YAP
Kid Afrika
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 10:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
It must be hard seeing the board like this...

Image Courtesy of Hitokiri Entertainment Worldwide
In That Azz Like A Ninja ©


btw, all the white in the world ain't bringin' your eye back!





And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

btw, all the white in the world ain't bringin' your eye back!




Ya know your right.I will always have one eye and be "Handy Capped" but you will always be black. Hell I think my chances are better then yours, boy.

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We were like peas and carrots
YAP YAP YAP YAP
Sephiroth
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Ya know your right.I will always have one eye and be "Handy Capped" but you will always be black. Hell I think my chances are better then yours, boy.


But it still takes you twice as long to shave.

quote:

Image Courtesy of Hitokiri Entertainment Worldwide
In That Azz Like A Ninja ©


AZN Pride, represnting. :Beats Chest:

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
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KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Kid Afrika
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
See, the problem is whatever took your eye, obviously took half your brain too.

How do you watch two message boards with one eye?

I know, "very carefully".

See, that's funny. Like you having one eye is funny, 'cause it ain't me.

I'll take being black over living in a 2d world, any day. :)


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
AHH fuck it. I dont have the time or energy to sit here and go back and forth with you.

But I will say this, I would rather live in a 2d world then be black. I would kill myself. :)

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We were like peas and carrots
YAP YAP YAP YAP
Kid Afrika
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

AHH fuck it. I dont have the time or energy to sit here and go back and forth with you.

Hurt your neck? Having to move your head side to side and all...

quote:

But I will say this, I would rather live in a 2d world then be black. I would kill myself.

Yeah, but you would probably miss putting your head through the rope. What with your lack of depth perception. :)

[comedian's out]...but I love the guy[/comedian's out


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".




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