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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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This is a test to gage your mental flexibility and creativity. Many people reported getting answers long after the test has been set-aside at unexpected moments when their minds were relaxed. Some people have solved all the answers in days some in weeks. If you want the .doc version e-mail me

SCORING
1-6 you are an idiot
6-12 average
12-18 somewhat smart
18-24 intelligent
24-34 genius

Example 16 = O in a P
Answer 16 = Ounces in a Pound

GOOD LUCK

1. 26 = L of the A
2. 7 = D of the W
3. 1001 = A K
4. 12 = S of the Z
5. 54 = C in a D (with J)
6. 9 = P in the S S
7. 88 = P K
8. 13 = S on the A F
9. 32 = D F in which WF
10. 18 = H on a G C
11. 90 = D in a R A
12. 200 = D for P G in M
13. 8 = S on a S S
14. 3 = B M (S H T R)
15. 4 = Q in a G
16. 24 = H in a D
17. 1 = W on a U
18. 5 = D in a Z C
19. 57 = H V
20. 11 = P on a F T
21. 1000 = W that a P is W
22. 29 = D in F in a L Y
23. 64 = S on a C B
24. 40 = D and N of the G F
25. 76 T in the B P
26. 50 = W to L Y L
27. 99 = B of B on the W
28. 60 = S in a M
29. 1 = H on a U
30. 9 = J on the S C
31. 7 = B for the S B
32. 21 = D on a D
33. 7 = W of the A W
34. 15 = M on a D M C



LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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This message was edited by Tequila on 11-14-01 @ 6:57 PM
JackDan1974
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 6:58 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Never mind,,,















This message was edited by JackDan1974 on 11-14-01 @ 7:08 PM
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 7:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Do you think you're smart?


Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah

Email me at [email protected]
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 7:05 PM      
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i personally cant stand those things due(fuck...i make fun of someone for wrong word choice, and i do it myself) to the pointless stupidity of them, but i have a question...do you think you're smart?
edit-damn...fez beat me by seconds...SECONDS



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because






This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 11-14-01 @ 7:20 PM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 7:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

do to the pointless stupidity
um, what due you mean by this?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 7:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Someone gave me a list like that like 2 or 3 years ago. It took me and my boss like a month to get them all. It was pretty fun. So thank you Tequila, I'm looking forward to doing this list too.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Just trying to give people who are board something to do.

quote:

So thank you Tequila, I'm looking forward to doing this list too.

At least someone likes the test, unless she forgot the [sarcasm] brackets;)


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm


This message was edited by Tequila on 11-14-01 @ 7:32 PM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Just trying to give people who are board something to do.
isn't that the only reason that we're on this message bored? i'm sorry, i really try to avoid doing this, but considering the subject matter here...



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 7:36 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Tequiza wrote:

Just trying to give people who are board something to do.



What people? The people on the bored??



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 7:45 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I want to thank all of the people who corrected my spelling. I am now going to spell check everything before I post. :)


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 7:48 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
The spelling was correct. It is your grasp of the English language that is the problem.



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 11-14-2001 @ 7:53 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
The answers are as follows.


  1. 42
  2. 42
  3. 42
  4. 42
  5. 42
  6. 42
  7. 42
  8. 42
  9. 42
  10. 42
  11. 42
  12. 42
  13. 42
  14. 42
  15. 42
  16. 42
  17. 42
  18. 42
  19. 42
  20. 42
  21. 42
  22. 42
  23. 42
  24. 42
  25. 42
  26. 42
  27. 42
  28. 42
  29. 42
  30. 42
  31. 42
  32. 42
  33. 42
  34. 42




I wonder what it’s like to be a super hero
I wonder where I’d go if I could fly around downtown
from some other planet, I get this funky high on yellow sun
boy I bet my friends will all be...stunned, they’re stunned



Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 7:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Face you got 2 of them right lmao


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 8:16 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Woo Hoo...
1 more and I'm an idiot

Now I'm never going to able to sleep




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
WyzeGuy
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 8:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00


1. 26 = L of the A - letters of the alphabet

2. 7 = D of the W - days o the week

3. 1001 = A K - a kilo?

4. 12 = S of the Z - signs of the zodiac

5. 54 = C in a D (with J) - cards in a deck

Gotta run, but I'll take a shot at the rest later. Thanks, btw, I love shit like this!!!!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 8:44 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Damn you, Tequila, you've added another way for me to avoid my schoolwork.
quote:

Someone gave me a list like that like 2 or 3 years ago. It took me and my boss like a month to get them all.
Ahh, so Roger actually had to work for a living before she met $30 million man (tog).



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 8:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
congratulations, you have risen to the challenge and proven yourself well, as an idiot. (not you ants)



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]

This message was edited by crx girl on 11-14-01 @ 8:51 PM
Brundlefly
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

1. 26 = L of the A
2. 7 = D of the W
3. 1001 = A K
4. 12 = S of the Z
5. 54 = C in a D (with J)
6. 9 = P in the S S
7. 88 = P K
8. 13 = S on the A F
9. 32 = D F in which WF
10. 18 = H on a G C
11. 90 = D in a R A
12. 200 = D for P G in M
13. 8 = S on a S S
14. 3 = B M (S H T R)
15. 4 = Q in a G
16. 24 = H in a D
17. 1 = W on a U
18. 5 = D in a Z C
19. 57 = H V
20. 11 = P on a F T
21. 1000 = W that a P is W
22. 29 = D in F in a L Y
23. 64 = S on a C B
24. 40 = D and N of the G F
25. 76 T in the B P
26. 50 = W to L Y L
27. 99 = B of B on the W
28. 60 = S in a M
29. 1 = H on a U
30. 9 = J on the S C
31. 7 = B for the S B
32. 21 = D on a D
33. 7 = W of the A W
34. 15 = M on a D M C



This depresses me. I have no clue. My brain has ceased functioning since the age of sixteen. I need to start smoking weed again (fucking paranoia), I need to stimulate my mind. The beer has almost permanently killed my brain. I like the concept, but don't expect the right answer from me.

29. 1 = H on a U
29. 1 = Hoof on a Unicorn?

Norton: Patty has the sex appeal of Brundlefly.

I <3 the Froy
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 9:11 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Gotta run, but I'll take a shot at the rest later.


Why?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

The only thing I'd ever ask of you
Gotta promise not to stop when I say "When."
11. 2. 01.

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Why?



psstttttt noelle, the questions thread is a few more topics down. ;)

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We were like peas and carrots
YAP YAP YAP YAP
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 9:18 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Shadappp. ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

The only thing I'd ever ask of you
Gotta promise not to stop when I say "When."
11. 2. 01.



This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-14-01 @ 9:20 PM
Sir Okonkwo
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 9:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I missed 7...



1. 26 = Letters of the Alphabet
2. 7 = Days of the Week
3. 1001 = Arabian Knights
4. 12 = Signs of the Zodiac
5. 54 = Cards in a Deck (with Jokers)
6. 9 = Planets in the Solar System
7. 88 = Piano Keys
8. 13 = Stars on the Amercan Flag
9. 32 = Degrees Farenheit in which Water Freezes
10. 18 = H on a G C
11. 90 = Degrees in a Right Angle
12. 200 = D for P G in M
13. 8 = S on a S S
14. 3 = Blind Mice (See How They Run)
15. 4 = Quarts in a Gallon
16. 24 = Hours in a Day
17. 1 = Wheels on a Unicycle
18. 5 = Digits in a Zip Code
19. 57 = Heinz Varities
20. 11 = Players on a Football Team
21. 1000 = Words that a Picture is Worth
22. 29 = Days in February in a Leap Year
23. 64 = Squares on a Chess Board
24. 40 = Days and Nights of the Great Flood
25. 76 T in the B P
26. 50 = Ways to Leave Your Lover
27. 99 = B of B on the W
28. 60 = Seconds in a Minute
29. 1 = Horns on a Unicorn
30. 9 = J on the S C
31. 7 = Brides for the Seven Brothers
32. 21 = Dots on a Dice
33. 7 = Wonders of the Ancient World
34. 15 = M on a D M C

edit - got another

12. 200 = Dollars for Passing Go in Monopoly




"My political opinions lean more towards anarchy....The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men."-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, 1981

"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits"-George Carlin

"Now you listen here to me, you horrible little creature"-William Regal to X-Pac


This message was edited by Sir Okonkwo on 11-14-01 @ 9:48 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 9:32 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
If you don't want more answers, Don't read this.



10. 18 Holes on a Golf Course
13. 8 Sides on a Stop Sign
27. 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
30. 9 Judges on the Supreme Court



Edit: 3 more and I can sleep.


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

This message was edited by barch97 on 11-14-01 @ 9:41 PM
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 9:48 PM      
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1. 26 = L of the A -Letters of the Alphabet
2. 7 = D of the W -- Days of the week
3. 1001 = A K -- Arabian Knights
4. 12 = S of the Z -- 12 signs of the Zodiac
5. 54 = C in a D (with J) --cards in a deck with jokers
6. 9 = P in the S S ------- Planets in the solar system
7. 88 = P K -------- piano keys
8. 13 = S on the A F - Stripes on the American Flag
9. 32 = D F in which WF -- Degrees farenhight in wich water freezes
10. 18 = H on a G C -- Holes on a golf course
11. 90 = D in a R A -- dagreas in a right angel
12. 200 = D for P G in M
13. 8 = S on a S S -----sides on a stop sign
14. 3 = B M (S H T R) ----- blind mice see how they run
15. 4 = Q in a G ------quarts in a galon
16. 24 = H in a D ------ Hours in a day
17. 1 = W on a U ------- wheel on a unicycle
18. 5 = D in a Z C Digets in a zip code
19. 57 = H V Heinze variaties
20. 11 = P on a F T --- players on a football team
21. 1000 = W that a P is W Words that a picture is worth
22. 29 = D in F in a L Y --- Days in Febuary in a leep year
23. 64 = S on a C B ----- Squares on a checker/chess board
24. 40 = D and N of the G F days and nights of the great flood
25. 76 = T in the B P --- Trombones in the big parade
26. 50 = W to L Y L ways to lose your lover
27. 99 = B of B on the W - Botels of beer on the wall
28. 60 = S in a M ------ Seconds in a minute
29. 1 = H on a U --------- horn on a unicorn
30. 9 = J on the S C --- judges on the Suprem Court
31. 7 = B for the S B - brides for seven brothers
32. 21 = D on a D ----- dotd on a dice
33. 7 = W of the A W - wonders of the ancient world
34. 15 = M on a D M C - men on a dead mans chest






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YAP YAP YAP YAP
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
alright, I give up...
How did you get all them and yet spell so many wrong?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"


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