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Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:19 PM      
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Quit whining about your wife/girlfriend.

At least its not 1894.

(Click the panties.)



One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.

I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

Put yer sack into it!




This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-28-01 @ 8:35 PM
barch97
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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:28 PM      
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quote:

While sex is at best revolting and at worse rather painful...
That bitch said she'd never tell.



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Kid Afrika
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:28 PM      
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That's a lot of words. Can't you just paraphrase the main idea?

p.s. - you are missing the </a> tag on your hyperlink. ;)


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


adolescentmasturbator
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:30 PM      
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The modern-day version


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FollowThisLogic
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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:34 PM      
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quote:

p.s. - you are missing the tag on your hyperlink.


I begged her to let me fix it, Kid.

I even added in target="_blank". You're welcome. :)

As far as your laziness.... it's long, but only gets better as you go.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:38 PM      
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For some reason I seriously doubt that is circa 1894. Funny as hell though.



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danked
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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:39 PM      
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quote:

(Click the panties.)


oh... you said "click"




Now with 57% more hippie!

BONG - Does the writer seems to babble on and on? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is this guy talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and placidly tethered in high orbit Bong remains far beyond the reach of the even the most powerful Warriors' weaponry.


This message was edited by danked on 11-28-01 @ 8:41 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:41 PM      
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quote:

(Click the panties.)


I wish i heard this phrase more often in my real life.

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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:43 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

it has to be endured, and has been by women since the beginning of time, and is compensated for by the monogamous home and by the children produced through it.

So wait, monogomy and children are the up-side of sex? Forget it, keep the orgasms coming but please, no more kids, and doesn't everyone know that variety is the spice of life?!

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I wish i heard this phrase more often in my real life

Psst, Seph, if you're waiting for someone to say "click" the panties, you're going to be waiting a long time...maybe that's the problem?
As an aside, I really despise the word panties, ick



This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 11-28-01 @ 8:55 PM
Kid Afrika
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I really despite the word panties, ick


What? you prefer "bloomers"?


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:52 PM      
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quote:

I really despite the word panties, ick




LMAO...mom that just gave me a great flashback. A while back there was a guy that used to hang with us and whenever we hung out at someones house he would always sneak into a bedroom and steal a pair of panties....we dubbed him "The Pantyman"...lmao He had some serious issues, I could write a bestseller about this guy.



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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:53 PM      
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quote:

What? you prefer "bloomers"?

What? Are you psychic? lmao - no Mr.Smartypants, I prefer underwear, ok, maybe it doesn't sound sexy, but at least it doesn't sound queer either

Noellevious
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Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:54 PM      
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quote:

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:43 PM


quote:


MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:45 PM



How do you feel about the word "edit"?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.

I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

Put yer sack into it!

Kid Afrika
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
doesn't sound sexy? THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S NOT!!! underwear are big and thick and comfortable (for a girl). Panties are dainty and preferably thin/see-thru. A little g-string, now there's a nice set of PANTIES.


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

How do you feel about the word "edit"?
Funny you should ask
quote:

damn, my Message edited by MYLF@whatever time disappeared when I edited this message, now my reply isn't funny anymore, and please, keep the obvious reply to that to yourself

<---------- too scared to post again
OK, kind of off the topic, but what other words for underwear/panties are there? I don't think panties sounds sexy, I know underwear doesn't either-what else is there?



This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 11-28-01 @ 9:05 PM
barch97
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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 9:10 PM      
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always been preffered "skivvies" myself... but, it takes a special kinda woman to wear "skivvies"



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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
I'm not sure, but I don't think I'm a skiivies kinda woman *takes off toolbelt, Timberlands, and drops my jeans* nah, I'm sure now
OK, now that I probably posted at least 50% of the replies, I'll be leaving *skips out and drops drawers on the way*

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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 9:18 PM      
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quote:

He had some serious issues, I could write a bestseller about this guy.


Chapter 3:

Pantyman is sneaking out of Roger's bedroom when, suddenly, he trips over the leg of a chair, falling face first at Anthony's feet...






Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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barch97
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The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
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picturing something along the lines of the climactic scene in ace ventura...
oh, god... outa the way... I'm gonna puke...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 9:24 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
..."Norton" Anthony says, "that's why I never invite you over."


Now with 57% more hippie!

BONG - Does the writer seems to babble on and on? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is this guy talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and placidly tethered in high orbit Bong remains far beyond the reach of the even the most powerful Warriors' weaponry.
Sluggo667
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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
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You know, I think that the old way would be better than;
A Woman that gives it to you real good until she knows that witholding it will control you...
Who was the bitch that realized that and told all the rest of you?


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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
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quote:

Pantyman is sneaking out of Roger's bedroom when, suddenly, he trips over the leg of a chair, falling face first at Anthony's feet...




Gee, you really ARE a post whore. Surely you can do better than that. ;)



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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
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quote:

Above all, she will lie perfectly still and never under any circumstances grunt or groan while the act is in progress.


So a comatose woman used to turn guys on? Well that must've sucked! Nah, nevermind, they probably didn't do that either.

And for the record, I call them thongs or panties.


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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 9:47 AM      
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MYLF - So now we are up to...... smokes like a chimney, argumentative, low sex drive, FUs as long as the Unibombers Manifesto, and wears granny bloomers?!!



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