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CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
My friend sent this to me today and i dunno if anyone has seen it yet but check it out and put up your computer volume its pretty funny!

The Mystery of Britney Spears' Breasts


I'm just a dreamer.
I dream my life away.
I'm just a dreamer.
Who dreams of better days.

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
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posted on 12-20-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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nice idea but too long. my mtv attention span started to wander half way through

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posted on 12-20-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
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quote:

nice idea but too long. my mtv attention span started to wander half way through


Further evidence of Arpi's gayness.



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Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Further evidence of Arpi's gayness.


im not gay. if only that maynerd wasnt so hot.

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 12-20-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
If I find out the truth, I'll be sure to let you know (about Britney's breasts, that is, not Arpi's gayness).



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Maynard
posted on 12-20-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
That was pretty funny. Nice find.


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you can find
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posted on 12-20-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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that was hot


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posted on 12-20-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
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god damn she's so hot.



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posted on 12-20-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
[LENT] They are real! Don't let them insult you baby, they don't understand...they just don't understand[/LENT]


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posted on 12-25-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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Her breasts change more than my sexual partners.


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
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Sephiroth
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
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quote:

Her breasts change more than my sexual partners.


NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

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NASA
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
When they're that good looking, who the fuck cares if they're real?!?

QuickStop
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posted on 12-25-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
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when did that neck of hers get so long?


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posted on 12-25-2001 @ 10:35 PM      
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why were you looking at her neck?



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QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 10:39 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
disregard my previous post...i wasnt thinking clearly at the moment


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My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?"
Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.
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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I just jizzed all over her long neck.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 11:05 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE.


What? That her breasts change so much?


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
You Say You Care, But It's Deeply Saturated In Deception... Why Do You Think I Question Your Intention... Why Do You Think I Push The Others Away? I See The Others Care, And I See You're One To Blame.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are))


Standing On My Own Two Feet... I Don't Need Your Help
Sephiroth
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 12:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00



L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 12:09 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
i just jizzed all over their long necks


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My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?"
Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.
Maynard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 12:17 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01



don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 12:22 AM      
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May the first person to say "Hey Seph, stop posting family pictures" or "Damn, Seph, your mother and sister are hot" die a slow, painful death.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 12:26 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
man, seph's got some fine-looking relatives


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My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?"
Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:31 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
How does she do that?! :( I want her boobs....and her body...actually give me everything but her boyfriend...BLECH!


please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
I get so nervous I'm shaking Gets so I got no pride at all Gets so bad but I just keep coming back for more I guess I just get off on that stuff I'm thinking about taking some time I'm thinking about leaving soon I got some things I can't tell anyone I got some things I just can't say They're the kind of things no one knows about I just need somebody to talk to me I'm thinking about leaving tomorrow I'm thinking about being on my own I think I've been wasting my time I'm thinking about getting out In all this time, The bottom line's you don't know how much I feel You say you see but I don't agree You don't know how I feel
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The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:23 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

How does she do that?! I want her boobs....and her body...actually give me everything but her boyfriend...BLECH!



OMG I know. That is one smokin giraffe.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:00 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Let's mate that giraffe with Seph's relatives, take what spawns from them, hollow out it's head and neck, then let VG use it as a straw so she can drink from the oceans.

Y




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation


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