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IrishAlkey
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:15 AM      
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I was asked, "what would you like for Christmas," to which I responded, "the Sopranos DVD boxset." Did I get it? No. Why bother asking if you ain't gonna get it for me?!?! I'm just wondering if everybody else's requests/demands were met this crappy, holiday season. And yeah, it's the thought that counts, but I can't load a thought into my DVD player.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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Sephiroth
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:20 AM      
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Obviously, you're family doesnt love you. I suggest killing them while they sleep.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:25 AM      
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quote:

I suggest killing them while they sleep.





Worked for me...




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Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.Sickened by your face.By the way, to think that your so fucking kind? You ain't! Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me! I knew when an angel whispered into my ear, You gotta get him away. Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or you may have not lived another day. Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me. Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way. Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:25 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I suggest killing them while they sleep.


Let's make this your first mission, if you choose to accept it.
I'll throw in a shiney, new toaster.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Maynard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:29 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Awww Alkey, you can have mine. I didn't ask for it, but got it anyway as some kind of joke I think.


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take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 3:25 AM      
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quote:

I didn't ask for it, but got it anyway as some kind of joke I think.


You just called the one thing I really wanted a joke. I'm crushed. No ass for you tonight.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
SweetAngel
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Nope, I didn't get what I wanted. I spend more time AFTER Christmas running from store to store returning stuff than I do before Christmas shopping for everyone else.

Why bother to ask what I want? If you're not gonna get me what I want, just give me money and save me the aggravation.




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King f-tard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:00 AM      
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I got a shitload of home depot certificates, very good stuff, so I guess I actually got what I needed, which works too.






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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:11 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Obviously, you're family doesnt love you. I suggest killing them while they sleep.

Cool, your dog tells you to do that too? Now I don't feel so strange

The trick is to not want ANYTHING. If you lower your expectations to the point where they are already met, then you'll be just fine


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My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 9:16 AM      
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Don't yah know it's all about the giving??? :)

Santa was good to me...but that's cause I'm good. I'm sure many of you folks got coal in yer stocking.:)
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:30 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Uhh..I was HOPING to open a big gift and a sexy boy would pop out..didn't happen.. :( BUT I suppose I did get nice things...socks included :)



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Kid Afrika
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:36 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Don't yah know it's all about the giving???

Does giving people a hard time count?


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
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I got nothing. Feel better! No wait, I got a new bowl. That's it.



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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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quote:

Does giving people a hard time count?



Tsk, tsk, tsk. What up KidScrooge?

Ferret
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

"the Sopranos DVD boxset."



Just get the vcr ready and tape the repeats and save yourself $80.




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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
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quote:

Does giving people a hard time count?

If that is true then you are St. Niggalas ;)

Yeah, yeah, I know ring the bell, I fuck sheep, whatever...


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
Shelle Bink
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

socks included


Something about this... damnit. No one gets this joke... 'cept a few people...

Damnit, I love my socks! tog.

And yes, I got jipped this xmas once again. Friday is exchange-shit-for-what-you-really-want day with the sibs.


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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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i made a list of stuff i wanted. I told people to either get me whats on the list or to get me best buy certificates. and hooray for me, i got exactly what i wanted, with no extra crap. so fuck every last one of you


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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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My wife kept on asking me what I wanted for Christmas and I kept on replying with one thing. Her reply was "Oh, besides that. I'm sure you'll get that." Well Christmas is over, I did not get what I wanted, and now I am very grumpy and pissed off.





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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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i'm with quickstop on this.my parents usually can get me what i'd like, list or not, but all the aunts and uncles gifts that arent off the list and arent cash/gift certificates SUCK



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


Metalfan
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
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quote:

now I am very grumpy and pissed off.



What, now the evil midget has a split personality...grumpy and very grumpy. Great, just effin great. Why don't you go solve a time value of money problem Sloats?

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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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I say, from now on, I"ll go out and buy the shit I really want, give it to my other family members, knowing they'll leave it at my house anyway, and then just keep what I originally wanted in the first place. And my relatives leave, so I win twice.


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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I got a lot of things I wanted, but the ONE thing I truly want above all else has proven much more elusive than I had hoped.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

but the ONE thing I truly want above all else has proven much more elusive than I had hoped.

No smoochie wooochie for his highness this X-mas?


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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Doc -- I don't know why that was so funny to me, but it was.


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)


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