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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I love you Norton Ghost
I love you
I love you
I love you

Hah haha...you thought you could fuck with me you little piece of shit program, huh? You thought that if I tooled around with you too much, you'd just stop working and make the whole machine crash, huh? You think you're so smart. Poopie on you

I backed it all up and burned a Ghost CD...bwa ha ha. 7 minutes and I'm back in business...woohoo!

Never, ever, let an ME to close to code

OK, carry on people, I just wanted to say how much I love that Ghost program, so much easier than formating


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The anti-virus companies are evil they don't protect you from the government viruses, and trojans. As for Ghost don't ever trust that program.


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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey doc, where have you been?

And you totally lost me on this post.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
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King f-tard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
You wanna fuck peter norton??? Damn Doc, thats just sad. :)

Actually Ghost rocks, without it, I would have to actually work each day.






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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

you totally lost me on this post.


Ghost programs allow you to write an "image" of your current computer state to some memory location (usually a CD or a network drive). If you should ever fuck up your system beyond all recognition (by, say, changing the code to try to process a signal another way, but because you're not a code monkey, you fuck up :) ) all you do is load the CD and it will erase everything on your computer and give it back to you the way it was when you wrote the Ghost image.

It's like a reset button, and it only takes about 5 - 10 minutes.

The other option is formatting the whole machine and re-installing EVER SINGLE piece of software.

Ugh

F-Tard, let me guess, you work in tech support, fixing computers that guys like me screw up?


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
Maynard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
And here I thought you were finally professing your love to me. :-(


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I confuzzled ((this has been happening a lot lately))

uhm, Good for you?


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

And here I thought you were finally professing your love to me.

Dude! Ixnay on the ovlay...if you-know-who finds out, I'm dead. You know you're the only one for me, me and what's-his-name are about to break up, I just haven't yet, you know, because of the kids. But when I do, I'm all yours
No one makes me feel like a woman more than you, with your strong arms, hairy chest, and firm little apple of an ass. I just can't proclaim my love to you from the hilltops, no matter how much I want to, it would make all that I've done so far just be for naught.

There, that cheer you up? :)

Ok, I need to spend a lot more time in church


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
*cries and slamming fist on table*

Why do they all turn gay?! god damnit!111111!


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

No one makes me feel like a woman more than you, with your strong arms, hairy chest, and firm little apple of an ass.

Doc that was just absolutly beautiful!! You should consider working for hallmark...you got a way with words that would make any gay man melt! :)


I'm just a dreamer.
I dream my life away.
I'm just a dreamer.
Who dreams of better days.

Maynard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
God I love you Doc.

quote:

Why do they all turn gay?!

Who said we're gay?


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Maynard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
God I love you Doc.

quote:

Why do they all turn gay?!

Who said we're gay?


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Maynard, we believed you the first time, sweety.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
*tears dried*

You mean... You're not gay... so that makes me gay?

Help!


You were there to make me laugh, you held me when I cried, No matter what is between us, Together we overcome and defy.
I Love The Way You Look At Me, I Love The Way You Smack My Ass, I Love The Dirty Things You Do... ((You Know Who You Are -- I Love You))


Something About Dog Tags Makes Me REALLY Happy ;)
screwdriver
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:19 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
if i were gay i'd do the lead singer of alien ant farm

"jesus can you take the time to throw a drowning man a line, peace on earth"
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:14 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Whoa...hold up a second there. Who said anything about being gay?

I don't think either of us said we were gay

I said I love him, but not in a gay way, I love Gilligan in a gladitor kind of way


"I can levitate birds
No one cares
boobookittyfuk
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:26 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
Mayn's not gay... he just takes it in the ass once in a while... I KNEW IT!

King f-tard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:27 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Yes, Yes I do work in Site support, and ghost is my bestest friend, I am thinking of getting a shoulder holster for my floppys.

quote:

Why do they all turn gay?!

Ahm, no.

quote:

so that makes me gay

Shelle, can I watch??? :)

quote:

Mayn's not gay... he just takes it in the ass once in a while

Wow, does everybody know about that night??






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Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
RonRon5477
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Ok, this thread is going way into the "Gay Zone". Maynard enjoys the Hokie Pokie in the Butt and the Lickie Lickie? I would have never thought.


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Maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Pipe down over there BooBoo. You don't want me to start corrupting Blondie again now do you?


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

boobookittyfuk
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
OK - complete reversal... Does it make me a lesbian wanna-be if I think about women when i masturbate?

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
No.

That makes you cool


I can levitate birds
No one cares
boobookittyfuk
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

You don't want me to start corrupting Blondie again now do you?


"Blondie" Is that your dog's name?

Maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:40 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

"Blondie" Is that your dog's name?

No, that is YOUR dog's name. ;-)
Ask him what it means.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

boobookittyfuk
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
HEY! How long did it take you to figure that one out?

Please corrupt - please corrupt... i like it bad.





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