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NJ Panther
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Ok, we've all heard the same stupid crap every year........does anyone actually think they'll stick to one?





In Germany they first came for the Communists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me and by that time no one was left to speak up.........



This message was edited by NJ Panther on 12-29-01 @ 9:02 PM
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Nope, I never do. I don't think they are self-serving, cause we all know we don't keep them. I think they are more for satisfying everyone else.



I LOVE THE MORON
njstrawberry
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I don't believe in New Year's resolutions.

When you want to change something about yourself you could do it anytime of the year. Why does someone need to wait until New Year's to promise to loose 10 pounds, quit smoking, be kinder and gentler, yadda yadda yadda.

By the way, welcome back Rape. ;)


Happy Holidays!
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

By the way, welcome back Rape.

Why thank you very much Straw. :)



I LOVE THE MORON

This message was edited by RapeFantasizer on 12-29-01 @ 9:09 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
What the fuck is resolution?

Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
njstrawberry
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Are you trying to be funny or do you honestly not know how to use a dictionary?


Happy Holidays!
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Are you trying to be funny or do you honestly not know how to use a dictionary?




What the fuck is a dictionary? ;)

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We were like peas and carrots
njstrawberry
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:39 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Hey BrokenJaw, is that a DICtionary in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Big boy... ;)


Happy Holidays!
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Hey BrokenJaw, is that a DICtionary in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Big boy...


Actually its a big ball of pocket lint. Want some?

AIM

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We were like peas and carrots
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

or are you just happy to see me



He's just happy to see.





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.


This message was edited by TheGooch on 12-29-01 @ 9:47 PM
njstrawberry
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:43 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Broken - Pocket lint? Naaaah. I was hoping you'd say belly button lint. ;)

Gooch - NOW, that's fuckin' funny. lol


Happy Holidays!
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

He's just happy to see. ;)



But not as happy as you are to eat. ;)


quote:

Pocket lint? Naaaah. I was hoping you'd say belly button lint


I have that too, I have been saving it for years.
AIM

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We were like peas and carrots


This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 12-29-01 @ 9:46 PM
njstrawberry
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:48 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
[norton]NICE[norton]

So, how about we make a New Year's resolution to make beer from your navel lint?


Happy Holidays!


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-29-01 @ 9:50 PM
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

But not as happy as you are to eat.








Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Wow Gooch , Pirate smileys, you are just to smart and witty for me.I hope it did not take to much time away from your trough makeing those.

AIM

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We were like peas and carrots
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 10:17 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
MY resolution is to spend more time on the board and in chat and catch up on movies I haven't seen yet or want to see again.

It's just self serving bullshit


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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NJ Panther
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

MY resolution is to spend more time on the board

quote:

O&A Board Veteran
Posts: 6287
Registered: Sep. 00



How bout ya make it easy on yourself and look into a TCP/IP brain implant.;-)



In Germany they first came for the Communists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me and by that time no one was left to speak up.........

Flock of Moosen
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Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 5:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

When you want to change something about yourself you could do it anytime of the year. Why does someone need to wait until New Year's to promise to loose 10 pounds, quit smoking, be kinder and gentler, yadda yadda yadda.

Exactly what I think. We all have 364 other days of the year to make changes for the better, but decide to wait until that 1 "magical" day as if it has some special powers to help you stick to the resolution.
My vote goes towards self-serving bullshit.



If I'm gonna be called it, I might as well be it.

Maynard
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Does anyone really make resolutions anyway?


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
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posted on 12-30-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
My resolution is to Jerk-Off more with my left hand.


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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 7:30 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Resolutions are BULLSHIT

At the end of every year, instead of trying to change something, I assess if I actually learned anything from a year ago to now.

And you'd be suprised what you'd remember.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
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posted on 12-30-2001 @ 9:17 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
It depends on how you look at the whole resolution concept. If you're just sitting there promising to lose 10 pounds or to quit smoking or whatever, then you're deluding yourself. But if you can look at it as a chance to set a new goal to yourself over a workable time frame, then I see nothing wrong with that.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 9:46 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

quit smoking


I'm so good at quitting smoking, I do it every other day

((thanks for the ciggy Tim))


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I'm thinking of taking up smoking


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 11:06 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Good, coz someone needs to let me bum a couple of cigs off of 'em... esp when the Marine leaves :*(


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."


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