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Sean C0ld	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 1:22 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I would like to take this time, for I am a God, to wish all of our Off- white members of the board a merry kwanza. I feel the plight man. I know the white man had this christmas thing all tied up in their nasty, hate breeding, black loathing propaganda. So you mo fo's upped and made your own fuckin holiday complete with a negroid santa! That so fuckin rules, my brothers. Having your own fuckin month just isn't enough! When will we have your own new years as well? Kid, lent, black laz, etc, I live the fight with yall. Be black and be proud! Just so you know, I just dumped out a sip of beer on the floor, one for me and one for my hommies! Peace out bros!

mother shucker	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 1:53 AM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	DING DING! I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker!

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 1:57 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Having your own fuckin month just isn't enough! When will we have your own new years as well? Don't forget their own television station as well...I believe Rap City is on BET in 10 minutes. I know it's wrong and it makes you nauseous. But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious. And you know I want to love and trust you. But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.

Maynard	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:04 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Yo I gots a Colt 45 for my niggas. Don't make me pop a cap in your azz! I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:24 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Didn't Kwanza start a couple days ago? Oh, well... it's the thought that counts, right? Happy Kwanza to you all. :)

njstrawberry	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:38 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	I want to know who is going to be the ballsy one to type the links to the threads started about Kwanzaa already? lol Happy Holidays!

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:40 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Nope...not doin' here people! I Fu..Fuuu...FuuuuCKIN' refuse to acknowledge a made up Holiday that was "Invented" by some militant Radicals in the mid 60's! Ya know what....starting next year I'm gonna start a Holiday of My own.....SCROTOMUS!! Yeah that's right, SCROTOMUS....and the whole idea is to have my Apple Bag massaged by 12 different women between December 12th-24th...then I'll spend the rest of the year lobbying congress to get my own month dedicated to ME....How 'bout "HOWIE HISTORY MONTH"??? Well hell, why not...seems like they just hand the shit out nowadays!! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!! This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 12-30-01 @ 2:59 AM

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:43 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Yo I gots a Colt 45 for my niggas. Don't make me pop a cap in your azz! Next time i see you Maynard I need to hear you say those two lines in person, please wear one of your lumberjack shirts for added emphasis...thank you lol Heartbreaker you've got the best of me But I just keep on comin' back incessantly Oh why did you have to run your game on me I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

njstrawberry	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:48 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Awwwwww SEAN! You reeeeeeeeeeewnd it! lol EDIT: FUCK MAN! BASTARD! You deleted it! lol Happy Holidays! This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-30-01 @ 2:51 AM

Sean C0ld	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:49 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: I want to know who is going to be the ballsy one to type the links to the threads started about Kwanzaa already? lol You mean these? Kwanzaa 1 Kwanzaa 2 Kwanzaa 3 This message was edited by Sean C0ld on 12-30-01 @ 2:56 AM

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:52 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:53 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	EDIT: all that work for nothing, damn that deleting feature Heartbreaker you've got the best of me But I just keep on comin' back incessantly Oh why did you have to run your game on me I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart This message was edited by GrkqtOandAfan on 12-30-01 @ 2:55 AM

njstrawberry	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:56 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	I just read Slash's scrolling line of wit and my fucking head is about to explode! ;) Yes, Sean ---- those! hahaha Happy Holidays!

Sephiroth	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 7:48 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Ree Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 10:23 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Yo nigga, for the soda, I need some purple, and some fucking KFC, bitch. And, come on my brotha, you ain't usin dis stereo are youse? Thine In Honor, Ree "Your Lord, Your Christ... Stood and prayed, never strayed... never taste of the fruit... never thought to question why?" -Maynard James Keenan 'Judith' Seph is God for sig.

Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 11:43 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	I dont know whats funnier. Sean the Irishmen celebrating Kwanza or Sean the Irishmen dumping beer on the floor. We all know an Irishmen would never do that. How could you Sean? ;)

adolescentmasturbator	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 1:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Just for Kids Resident Board Socialist IM me at stickysituation2

GonzoStyle	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 1:31 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	MERRY KWANZA LET'S ALL GET DRESSED UP

ThusThen King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 3:46 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	[sarcasm]I hear you GS let's all look the part to. [/sarcasm] ummm ding ding ding? No Sig Available Due To Strike. Waiting For The Glorious Return Of My Idol, The Great Upuauat.

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 8:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	Black people celebrate holidays? Well kiss my grits. quote: Sean the Irishmen dumping beer on the floor. Sean is more than one guy? And no IrishmAn would do such a thing! Alkey, comment? Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting. Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light. "I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."

zootybang	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 9:26 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Howie said It best. A fuckin' made up holiday for all the lazy cry-babies out there. I prefer to call kwanza the "hey, the white man Gots a holiday, why dont me?" holiday. I'm gonna start my own television staion, too, called "WET" , white entertainment television. Of course, It would never make It, on account of how it's racist with "white" in the title. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 9:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Sean is more than one guy? He's a man and a half. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 9:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: He's a man and a half. Im sure you experienced it in that vagina of yours... Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting. Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light. "I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 10:37 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	quote: I'm gonna start my own television staion, too, called "WET" , white entertainment television. Of course, It would never make It, on account of how it's racist with "white" in the title. Ahh ZootyBang....How right you are..lol!! Ya know what really pisses me the fuck off is the fact that there's an "Association of Black Law Enforcement Officers"....Jesus H Christ, if a bunch of white guys decided to start something like that up, they'd immediately be investigated for Bias crimes or Racism!! Ahh shit, i needs a Beer..LOL! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 12-30-2001 @ 11:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	quote: I'm gonna start my own television staion, too, called "WET" , white entertainment television. Of course, It would never make It, on account of how it's racist with "white" in the title. There already WET on TV. That's NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox the WB...i could go on and on. (Well you can exclude UPN, we brothers pretty much own that bitch!) ;) [quoteYa know what really pisses me the fuck off is the fact that there's an "Association of Black Law Enforcement Officers".... last time i checked, we were the minority. someone needs to watch people like you :) quote: Jesus H Christ, if a bunch of white guys decided to start something like that up, they'd immediately be investigated for Bias crimes or Racism!! That's why we have the KKK. :) (Ding, Ding, Ding?) Now, hold on, Kwame Mifume the head of the NAACP is coming...watch out or he'll club you with an NAACP Image award! hehehe. (and they give that to good negroes) Email - AIM:roweLENTless2001

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