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Thrillhouse
Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 3:14 AM |    |
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
 |  | Needless to say, you are a man of few words. But when you do actually open up, you offer humorous and wise advice to all who surround you. You are known for being the quiet ring leader in hair-brained schemes that always seem to go wrong, but when it really counts you usually hit the nail on the head. You have given the entire male population the best dating council anyone has to offer, and let's not forget, you're an electrical genius. Ultimately, you're just fucking cool. Motherfucker's like McGuyver, no motherfucker's better than McGuyver!
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theres one for girls to if you click another link on the page
and i hope this wasn't posted before i did a search and didn't get anything
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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 3:21 AM | |
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Registered: Sep. 00
| YEAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 | You give off bad vibes, and like to have control in any given situation. If you aren't satisfied with something then you don't think anyone else should be either. You'd go pretty far to get what you want, even if it means wiping out human existance! On an upside...you do have sexy horns.
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 3:25 AM | |
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Registered: Oct. 00
| I guess this fits, except for the whole gay thing.
 | Your friends would describe you as a true blue pal, but sometimes you just don't know when to let things go. You have a few problems when it comes to letting your true feelings out into the open, and that can cause permanent hardships for you. Other than that, you're a great person to be around. Your jokes are crude, you have a big porn collection, what more could anyone ask for?
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
I'm waiting to give you whatever the world may bring
I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything
Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now
I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow. |
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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 3:26 AM | |
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Registered: Sep. 00
| hah hah hah CLS is the gay guy...and I'm a demon !!!
"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!
Is It In Yet?
JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 3:26 AM | |
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Registered: Aug. 01
| Without taking the quiz, I already know I'm the girl who sucked 37 dicks.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules! |
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CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 3:39 AM | |
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Registered: Oct. 00
| yes ikea, i heard that demons are antisocial and smoke cigars.
or as carlin calls them...big brown dicks.
I'm waiting to give you whatever the world may bring
I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything
Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now
I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow. |
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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 3:46 AM | |
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Registered: Sep. 00
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yes ikea, i heard that demons are antisocial and smoke cigars.
how do yo know demons aren't anti-social? And besides, who had a spiffier suit than Azrael?
"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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Meatbus
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 3:51 AM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
| | Needless to say, you are a man of few words. But when you do actually open up, you offer humorous and wise advice to all who surround you. You are known for being the quiet ring leader in hair-brained schemes that always seem to go wrong, but when it really counts you usually hit the nail on the head. You have given the entire male population the best dating council anyone has to offer, and let's not forget, you're an electrical genius. Ultimately, you're just fucking cool. Motherfucker's like McGuyver, no motherfucker's better than McGuyver!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
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Without taking the quiz, I already know I'm the girl who sucked 37 dicks.
Wonderful...
"Now listen Ralph, as long as we're neighbors, you don't have to call me Norton... Call me Eduardo." |
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YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 4:02 AM | |
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Registered: Nov. 01
|  | Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers! What's up baby? Sup sluts? You're Jay, and you're all about pussy! You hate guys, you love women! But deep behind your mask of stupidity, some would say you possess knowledge beyond your years. Well, maybe not. Who fuckin' farted?
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
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Dan
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 6:35 AM | |
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Registered: Jul. 00
|  | *Yawn* Your life appears to be quite boring and dull, spiced up only by the fact that you have really awesome friends. You're a hopeless romantic, and at least you're persistent, we'll give you that. You would benefit from gaining a sense of humor and learning not to be so whiney all the time. But when it all comes down to it, you really know how to get your shit together, which is an admirable trait. You're a mad fat chick killa!
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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 6:45 AM | |
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Registered: Sep. 00
|  | You have a genius intellect and an awesome sense of humor. You can sarcastically put someone in their place without batting an eye. Your only problems seem to be that you have trouble acknowledging your true feelings and you may use your humor as a defense to hide what you are really feeling. But, your godliness overpowers any insignificant flaws you may have. Even if you tend to pass gas during very inconvenient moments.
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
It's amazing how accurate this is. That's me. Right down to the farting
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 6:50 AM | |
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Registered: Oct. 00
| | Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers! What's up baby? Sup sluts? You're Jay, and you're all about pussy! You hate guys, you love women! But deep behind your mask of stupidity, some would say you possess knowledge beyond your years. Well, maybe not. Who fuckin' farted?
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
Who'd have guessed?
...and for shits & giggles i took the girl's test.. well, just because... you never know... I hear the surgery has progressed by leaps & bounds over the years... anyways...
 | You know all and see all, but that doesn't prevent you from having a child-like innocence and a playful sense of humor. You obviously think very highly of yourself, but that's okay, everyone does. Told ya God was a woman!!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!! |
This message was edited by FN Moron on 1-17-02 @ 6:58 AM
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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 7:02 AM | |
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Registered: Sep. 00
| FN Moron... So when you're a guy, you're just a stoner, but when you're a woman, you're God. Maybe you should get a sex change.
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av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:47 AM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
| | You give off bad vibes, and like to have control in any given situation. If you aren't satisfied with something then you don't think anyone else should be either. You'd go pretty far to get what you want, even if it means wiping out human existance! On an upside...you do have sexy horns.
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That's a crock! I think.
Av8er Radio
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Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard.
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Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:49 AM | |
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Registered: Aug. 01
| I join the painter with a Brodie.
Me mask my true feelings with humor....utter bullshit.
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Banana_juice
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:03 AM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
| Just look at my status.. are you suprised..
Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers! What's up baby? Sup sluts? You're Jay, and you're all about pussy! You hate guys, you love women! But deep behind your mask of stupidity, some would say you possess knowledge beyond your years. Well, maybe not. Who fuckin' farted?
E-Mail Me
special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it
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DoughBoy
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:04 AM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
| What the fuck? How Can I be JAY!?!
| Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers! What's up baby? Sup sluts? You're Jay, and you're all about pussy! You hate guys, you love women! But deep behind your mask of stupidity, some would say you possess knowledge beyond your years. Well, maybe not. Who fuckin' farted?
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GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:15 AM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
| lmao too funny, but i never wear my socks...
 | You have an air of intelligence about you, some might even perceive you as being stuck up. You seem like you may be a nice person when you're not throwing one of your ever-present hissy fits and being a bitch to everyone. And take off your socks when you make whoopie, he hates it!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!! |
Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart
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and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check!
Gotcha, SLASH
i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:32 AM | |
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Registered: Oct. 00
| i win!11!, but i never wear socks...
| You have an air of intelligence about you, some might even perceive you as being stuck up. You seem like you may be a nice person when you're not throwing one of your ever-present hissy fits and being a bitch to everyone. And take off your socks when you make whoopie, he hates it!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!! |
 ...the sweetest cherry in an apple pie...
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donotkidme
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:44 AM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
| OK, I'm everything like her, except for the whole bi-thing she has going on.
 | You're a very open and adventurous person, you've been around the block and back several times. Yet, as all people do, you realize that this life style cannot go on forever and need to settle down. Hopefully as more time progresses you'll stick to one gender and not be so greedy!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!! |
(Sorry, edited it cause the table fucked up the whole page - FTL)
Complaints? Too bad!
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WoRMFACE
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:51 AM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
| | You have a genius intellect and an awesome sense of humor. You can sarcastically put someone in their place without batting an eye. Your only problems seem to be that you have trouble acknowledging your true feelings and you may use your humor as a defense to hide what you are really feeling. But, your godliness overpowers any insignificant flaws you may have. Even if you tend to pass gas during very inconvenient moments.
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
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windowlck
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:55 AM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
|  | Whispers In The Wind, To Each His Own, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit Fucking Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt & Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns 3, Cumming In Socks, Cum On Eileen, Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone 2: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, oh yeah and uh, All Holes Filled With Hard Cock...oops, did I offend you? Your main goal in life seems to be shocking and apalling anyone and everyone you meet. You don't give a shit what anyone thinks about you and you play off your depression and boredom with your life by making fun of everything. You love your job, you just hate the customers. Your advice to live by is title does not dictate behavior. Ooh, Navy Seals!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
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skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:21 AM | |
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Registered: Dec. 00
| quote:
YOU ARE...BRODIE FROM MALLRATS!!
You have a genius intellect and an awesome sense of humor. You can sarcastically put someone in their place without batting an eye. Your only problems seem to be that you have trouble acknowledging your true feelings and you may use your humor as a defense to hide what you are really feeling. But, your godliness overpowers any insignificant flaws you may have. Even if you tend to pass gas during very inconvenient moments.
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FeelMyFunBags
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:31 AM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
| Ha ha CLS is a fag!!!
Ooooh and lookie here....I'M ALANIS! :D
| You know all and see all, but that doesn't prevent you from having a child-like innocence and a playful sense of humor. You obviously think very highly of yourself, but that's okay, everyone does. Told ya God was a woman!!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!! |
Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA
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FeelMyFunBags
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:38 AM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
| Okay....wtf...how could I go from God to Jay just by "growing a penis"?
| Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers! What's up baby? Sup sluts? You're Jay, and you're all about pussy! You hate guys, you love women! But deep behind your mask of stupidity, some would say you possess knowledge beyond your years. Well, maybe not. Who fuckin' farted?
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA
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