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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 12:54 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00

TELL
me of those thousand fears that rule your life. Speak to me of the endless avenues that your battered taxicab of faith has careened across. Preen and whine over the lost opportunities that has unstrung your catchers mitt. Complain that the pitcher throws too many curves.

Tell me of how those divine umpires have ruled your life, even though YOU refuse to bat. Evidently they rule you by means of the dugout.

Even the ballboy takes his chances...
He just bought a taxi, and he's OVERCHARGING you.





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.







This message was edited by TheGooch on 2-3-02 @ 4:18 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-03-2002 @ 12:58 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
Note from above-ground...You're really fucked up



I am the game, you don't want to play me
i am control, no way you can shake me
i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 1:00 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i feel as if gooch is trying to tell us something




My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 1:00 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
can i get some of that please? :D



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 1:11 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Spiders



Eat shit and die :)
AIM


Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 1:15 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Dude,

I got a contact high from reading that.





Gonzostyle is Buttmunch & SG's Dog's Bitch.....
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 1:22 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Eclipse
All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel.
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save.
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy,
beg, borrow or steal.
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say.
All that you eat
everyone you meet
All that you slight
everyone you fight.
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.




You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Wow, you need some heroin to calm down.



"This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away'

I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink. FN Moron is my brother in weed, indeed.
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:15 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00



i wasn't stoned when i made thread, but i am twisttttttttttttttted now, though.





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Im curious, is this the kind of thread you had envisioned when you threw down your gauntlet?



I am the game, you don't want to play me
i am control, no way you can shake me
i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i don't know, man. i didn't envision anything.





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:30 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Im curious, is this the kind of thread you had envisioned when you threw down your gauntlet?
Damn you, Faceman, I was going to post the same exact friggin thing. How does it feel to know that I think like you?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

You know what I think about Alkey, he's all spooooo.
OAAWITE
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:52 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Wha? Huh?


TheJays
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Proud To Be An American
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 3:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I was at the bar, drinking Singapore Slings with shots of mezcal on the side, when a girl walked up to me, punched me in the face, and left her number on a Spaten beer coaster. Her name was Christine, and her number was 867-5309. When I called her three days later, a Chinese lady answered and told me to go fuck myself. And I thought, she didn't look Chinese.

All
Day long
I
Dream
About
Stalker Patty



"You know what they do to people like me in prison? They cut your fucking balls off and flush em down the toilet."
OAAWITE
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 3:20 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

and her number was 867-5309



Are you sure her name was Christine and not Jenny per chance?




This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-3-02 @ 3:21 AM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:44 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I was at the bar, drinking Singapore Slings with shots of mezcal on the side, when a girl walked up to me, punched me in the face, and left her number on a Spaten beer coaster. Her name was Christine, and her number was 867-5309. When I called her three days later, a Chinese lady answered and told me to go fuck myself. And I thought, she didn't look Chinese.
wow, for some reason i found that highly entertaining :D



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Are you sure her name was Christine and not Jenny per chance?



Heheheh, God Damn, now thats funny. Not as funny getting punched in the face by some twat, but pretty funny.




E-Mail Me
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 1:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
My cats breath smells like cat food


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:13 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
i bent my wookie


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
donotkidme
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Are you sure her name was Christine and not Jenny per chance?



hey i wanted to post that. dammit.


Complaints? Too bad!

When two elephants make love, it is still the grass that suffers - Conflict Resolution book
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Dude

You are beyond fucked up.


Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah

Email me at [email protected]
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Dude

Where's my car?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:53 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Dude

looks like a lady.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

You know what I think about Alkey, he's all spooooo.
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Dude

You're being very un-Dude.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Dude you got a tatoo


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm



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