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Grumpy
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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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would you a flock of goats?
Would you a one-night stand with a high priced hooker?
Would you go all out on a killer stereo system?
Would you buy your girlfriend an engagement ring?

Forget paying your bills and all that other responsible crap. If someone handed you 5000 dollars, what would you do with it?

Better question - what would you do FOR IT?


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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 2:34 PM      
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I would buy you a K-Car, a nice reliant automobile



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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
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How much for your women?



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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
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a bigger lock for the door to SU



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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 2:47 PM      
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i would buy the ultimate home entertainment system...complete with tv, dvd player, surround sound and a new ps2...and if i had $5 left I would rent a movie from blockbuster

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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 2:52 PM      
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i would buy 2 chicks at the same time (Office space reference)
acutally, i agree with skitch, a nice top of the line entertainment center for the living room.. or a vacation to party my ass off for 5 days.



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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 2:56 PM      
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i would....
  • get a guy to build a custom wall unit for my room (i have that weird shaped video game tv with the speakers on the sides, and i live on the second floor of the house so, so the walls are angled in, making it hard to arrange things.
  • Buy a kick ass computer
  • buy a kick ass stereo and portable cd player



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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
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I'd buy a complete air-bag setup for my truck and a set of 17x9 cobra-r's with 275 45R17's in the back and 245 55R17's up front. With the last bit of cash, I'd buy a set of nice MB Quart 6.25" speakers and a nice head unit.

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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
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I would buy a new computer and tons of publishing equipment to begin my company. Yeah, I know it doesn't sound fun to most people, but I would really enjoy doing my hobby as a full-time job!

As far as what I would do for it, well, I would work hard, of course ;)


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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 3:10 PM      
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I would by you the best damn pedal extentions money can buy, so you can drive instead of taking the short bus everywhere you have to go


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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
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1987 ford mustang GT


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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 3:23 PM      
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Platform shoes.





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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 3:26 PM      
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An 18 month certificate of deposit.


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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 3:50 PM      
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A vaca with a couple of buds to Hedonism.

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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
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quote:

would you a flock of goats?
Would you a one-night stand with a high priced hooker?


I don't know but for that kind of dough I'm sure you can buy a few verbs!!! :)


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This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 2-7-02 @ 3:55 PM
nj_voodoo
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
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I would buy:

5 high roller hands of black jack in Atlantic City.

--- or --

A 30 second spot on the O&A show and have my own show for 30 seconds of 50,000 watts of force


-- or --

The blow job Mardi Gras Chick.... for a "slut day"




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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 4:12 PM      
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I'd probably just throw it in the pile, I suppose.


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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 4:14 PM      
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Actually, I think I would buy a Gibson Les Paul with that computerized thing that you can pre-set tunings.



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2) Be excellent
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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 4:23 PM      
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i would buy myself a tv and keep it in my room so i can watch on school nights.

IrishAlkey
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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
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quote:

i would buy myself a tv and keep it in my room so i can watch on school nights.


Great idea! Then, when you're sent to your room without dinner, you can watch the TV Food Network!





I don't let idiots in my bar.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
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If someone were to hand me 5 thousand dollars I would probably use it as a down payment on a GMC Jimmy. I have wanted a bigger vehicle for a while and that would be a good way to obtain it.

Grumpy
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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 5:13 PM      
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<==== I wouldn't buy a thing. I'd give someone a dollar for each one of my posts.

Yeah! Yeah! yeah!, I'm a whore. My bite my ass mothereffers........

LMMFAO...



Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 5:24 PM      
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A trip to Amsterdam. I might never return...




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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 5:38 PM      
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It was a set-up all along. You fucking bastard.

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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 5:40 PM      
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And another chat thread is born.

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