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Q-Dog
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 11:43 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Late Breaking News!
It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4 : 22 AM Pacific Standard Time by US Special Forces.

The prime suspect of the recent terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled an underground passage in a remote mountainside of southern Afghanistan.

Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained that moments earlier United States war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across the southern Afghanistan countryside, and the little prick just popped up!


Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-25-2002 @ 11:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
AWFUL!


NORTON IS GOD
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 02-25-2002 @ 11:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Knob. That was a long way to go for that lousy punchline.

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Q-Dog
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
AWFUL!



hey i'm new give a brotha a chance

TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 02-25-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
You are a dick.

Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You sir, are a penis.



I used to post on OpieAnthony.com
but I lost my bookmark
and now I can't find the site.

Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
What a Tool

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-25-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
Sig pics are supposed to be no more than 500 total pixels and no more than 30k in size. Your sig is 685 pixels and 41k in size. Shrink it, thanks



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 11:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Teenweek said:
quote:
You are a dick.

Rookie said:
quote:
You sir, are a penis.

MMBOP! Now it's mine...



I used to post on OpieAnthony.com
but I lost my bookmark
and now I can't find the site.



This message was edited by Rookie on 2-25-02 @ 11:54 AM
ClusterF@#$
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01







Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Q-Dog you should be tied to a tree in central park and be fed Viagra. Then we'll unleash a pack of starving pit bulls on you.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Q-Dog you should be tied to a tree in central park and be fed Viagra. Then we'll unleash a pack of starving pit bulls on you.
I wonder what the conversion ratio would be on that one.

CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL		posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:18 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
god i've missed those pics cluster...never leave us without your animated genious again! :D


I'm waiting to give you whatever the world may bring
I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything
Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now
I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow.
Q-Dog
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
man calm the fuck down..........

what none of you guys ever made a bad post?
RonRon5477
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Q-Dog? Are you trying to be Spaz?

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Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-25-2002 @ 12:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
man calm the fuck down..........

what none of you guys ever made a bad post?



It's not that, Q-Dog, it's just the joke was, if I may quote myself, AWFUL. I'm not trying to pass any judgement on you personally, but it's like the old saying, "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer." Well, post a bad joke, get a bad response. It's just too bad you choose to post as a new thread for all to see and ridicule. Sorry pal. Again, don't take it personally.


NORTON IS GOD
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 1:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
dude, that is just wrong



First member of the JWO!!!
Q-Dog
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 1:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
It's not that, Q-Dog, it's just the joke was, if I may quote myself, AWFUL. I'm not trying to pass any judgement on you personally, but it's like the old saying, "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer." Well, post a bad joke, get a bad response. It's just too bad you choose to post as a new thread for all to see and ridicule. Sorry pal. Again, don't take it personally.


i hear ya grizzly
maybe next time i should think twice before i
post something new now that i see you are some
critical motherfuckers





Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-25-2002 @ 1:08 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Q-dog its okay. Welcome to the new and improved kinder, and gentler(as per OnA) opieanthony.com. Now welcome, please take a number and go fu...um I mean sit down and we'll be with you in a moment:)



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

The Mrs.
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Not funny. You smacked ass!



Got Porn?
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
man calm the fuck down..........

what none of you guys ever made a bad post?


Bad yes, but this is just retarded man.

You should be beaten across the face with the lumpy side of Jimmy Snuka's cum sprayer.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 02-25-2002 @ 1:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
That just went beyond lame. And the joke itself was bad. And you've offended myself and Teenweek by pretending to be another reporter.



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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TheLatinJoker
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 1:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Awwwwww, A newbie getting tooled for posting some dumb shit. Oh the memories.

I'm back.So FUCK OFF DEEK!!!
spe5150
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 1:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Q-Dog's unneccessary post aside, GonzoStyle has the line of the day:

quote:
You should be beaten across the face with the lumpy side of Jimmy Snuka's cum sprayer.


Q-Dog
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 1:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Q-Dog's unneccessary post aside


are any of the posts really necessary?

oh yeah by the way there is 1 c in unnecessary



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