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Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Welcome to The Un-Official Opie & Anthony Message Board's first Un-Official Manliest Mule Contest ;)

This is for all the girls who have shown skin and not been reciprocated for their efforts. We have received our first submission and as soon as I get the page up, I will place the link here. We still need you guys to fluff yourselves (or have someone do it for you) and snap a few pics of your manly mule.

Deadline for submissions is Sunday, March 31, 2002 at 10 p.m. (hey, it's a school night! JK) and voting will begin Monday April 1, 2002, now un-official April "Mules" Day. Voting will last one week (don't wanna see this drag out the way some other contests have).

No porn stars are allowed to enter the contest [although I think that's cheating us girls ;) ].

Pictures may be of just your mule, or your head (the one on your shoulders), if you prefer. However, only one mule per picture.

Mules may not be pictured with any tits or puss. NO WOMAN parts in pictures or it will not be posted...this is for the girls who enjoy mules.

However, voting is open to all board member and board members' friends. (Mainly because we'll be using a free voting script that won't know the difference between a man or woman, a board member or non-member voting.)

Email me your submission by the deadline to be entered in the contest.

Happy fluffing!!!

http://junior.apk.net/~jcarman/manlymules.html


Joey
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This message was edited by Joey1120 on 3-22-02 @ 11:36 AM

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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:52 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I win! Hell, I do have a Cock of Moosen according to my status. ;)



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Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

I win! Hell, I do have a Cock of Moosen according to my status.


Well, Email a picture of it!

Joey
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This message was edited by Joey1120 on 3-22-02 @ 8:56 AM

barch97
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:56 AM      
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quote:

only one mule per picture
This doesn't seem quite fair. You know alkey and aimp are gonna want to do a pair (or, is it pare) shot ala RF & that other girl.




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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:01 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I call shenanigans!!! i have no connection to the internet at home, you have to give people more time to enter!!! no fair!!!



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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:05 AM      
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Oh boy, I better go shave...



I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad.

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

i have no connection to the internet at home, you have to give people more time to enter!!!



Well, I suppose if there is a problem, we can work something out. This was just a guess, and I thought it would be cool to vote on April 1.

Joey
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usagirl21
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
Joey,
Is it for board members only or can our significant others enter, even if they're not a part of the board?

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This message was edited by usagirl21 on 3-22-02 @ 9:11 AM
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

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'Shrooomer
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:25 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

This is for all the girls who have shown skin and not been reciprocated for their efforts. We have received our first submission and as soon as I get the page up, I will place the link here. We still need you guys to fluff yourselves (or have someone do it for you) and snap a few pics of your manly mule.



I don't know about y'all...but, I am liking this Joey1120 chick! GREAT idea! heheheeeeee :D

C'mon guys! Don't just stand there...let's get to it...strike a pose, there's nothing to it!!!! :P :D :)


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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:29 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

We still need you guys to fluff yourselves (or have someone do it for you) and snap a few pics of your manly mule.


Joey, Joey, Joey.....

If this is a pathetic attempt to collect pics of guys junks, all you had to do was ask Alkey or AIMP and they would have shared their collection with you.

Wha happen? run out of rubbing material? :P


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and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

Drunken GW
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:40 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Sorry but if you want a picture of my mule you'll have to atleast beg.

quote:

Pictures may be of just your mule, or your head (the one on your shoulders), if you prefer.

...would there really be a contest if I entered? ;)

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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:45 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

would there really be a contest if I entered?

no cause all the girls would run away laughing



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Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Is it for board members only or can our significant others enter, even if they're not a part of the board



I say: "The more the merrier"

Joey
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TheGooch
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 9:59 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00



As you can see, I have a great mule. See how it sits so nicely between each ball.

Now, what's my prize. My preference is to pillage the author of this thread. :D







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This message was edited by TheGooch on 3-22-02 @ 10:01 AM
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 10:07 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I say: "The more the merrier"
That's what I usually say, but not in regards to manjunk.
quote:

However, voting is open to all board member and board members' friends
I am assuming you mean female board members and Alkey.

I've always said I wanted to meet a bunch of you guys, but not like this!


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 10:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

I am assuming you mean female board members and Alkey.



What do you mean? When I didn't make the finals in the NN contest, I still went and voted for the girls. :) It doesn't mean your gay, it just means you know what a good-looking mule looks like. Wow, that sounded really funny. I can't believe I'm trying to talk a guy into voting on other men's penises...



Joey
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Redhead Lover
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 10:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Just to let you know, I have submitted my man-junk to Joey... ohhh, sounds so erotic... ;)

Joey, if there's any problems with the pics, please let me know (but in my defense, it was really cold that night...)

As I said before, I'll be really pissed off if I'm the only contestant and I still lose ;)



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usagirl21
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 10:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
Are there categories for this contest?

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Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 10:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Joey, if there's any problems with the pics, please let me know (but in my defense, it was really cold that night...)



No excuses necessary. From what I saw, you have nothing to be ashamed of, or to make excuses for.

quote:

Are there categories for this contest?



No, should there be?

Joey
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Drunken GW
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:06 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

no cause all the girls would run away laughing


Hoo hoo, about as funny as a rectal probe.

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usagirl21
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
I think there should be a category for the best looking (uh) mule and one for the biggest. I've seen a few big mules (on TV of course ;) ) and they're not always the prettiest, but they still deserve their props.

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skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Hoo hoo, about as funny as a rectal probe.


my bad



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Froy
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:29 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Thank you for ruining the ability to use astrices on my official posts now. They've been forever tainted by this thread.


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barch97
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:40 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Does this mean froy won't be entering? or, just not voting?



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Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

I think there should be a category for the best looking (uh) mule and one for the biggest. I've seen a few big mules (on TV of course ) and they're not always the prettiest, but they still deserve their props.



That could be cool. I suppose I can find two free polls, right?

quote:

Thank you for ruining the ability to use astrices on my official posts now. They've been forever tainted by this thread.



Sorry, but I did use way fewer. You could always use ----'s or $$$$'s or !!!!!!'s if it really hurts ya that much.

The page is up with our first contestant. The address was edited into the first post in this thread for easy access, but here it is again in case I screwed it up somehow.

Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest •
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