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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Do you have stairs in your house?
L-Bone
posted on 04-02-2002 @ 12:29 PM      
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I would like to ask you all this question:
Do you have stairs in your house?


In addition, please let me know the status of Grandma. Thank you.

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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 12:36 PM      
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 12:37 PM      
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DILLON!!!



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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 12:37 PM      
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The L-Bone's connected to the ass bone...
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 12:38 PM      
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Did your mother have any kids that lived?

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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 12:43 PM      
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MY GRANDMA JUST DIED YOU SON OF A BITCH I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL

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My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
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I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
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sorry to hear that frenchy. :(


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 12:59 PM      
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I don't have stairs, I have a Wonkavator. It goes sideways and longways.


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:04 PM      
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I think the more important question here is... How many of you have a urinal in your house? I think the urinal has been neglected in residential construction for far too long.

More urinals at home = more gooder



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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
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I would love to have a urinal in the house. What guy wouldn't?


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:15 PM      
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I'd like to take a shit in a urinal, just to see what it would look like.



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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:16 PM      
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quote:

I don't have stairs, I have a Wonkavator. It goes sideways and longways.


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Joey BigArms
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:22 PM      
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quote:

Stature of an Oompa Loompa

LMAO... thank you Alkey for my new status.


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:34 PM      
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I don't know about the REST of you, but my grandma is protected at the bottom of the stairs.

Psst - stop tooling on him, its funny. You guys are just uncultured swine who have neither listened to all the Laziest Men on Mars mp3s nor read all the SomethingAwful ICQ pranks.




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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:50 PM      
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
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wtf
posted on 04-02-2002 @ 2:06 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I would love to have a urinal in the house. What guy wouldn't?


its called the shower




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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 2:07 PM      
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quote:

its called the shower

When did George Costanza get here?


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:01 PM      
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quote:

Do you have stairs in your house?
Nope, we use elevators in my house.


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:07 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

its called the shower










who doesnt piss in the shower? its the troopers that dump and hope it goes threw the drain that win my respect!!






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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
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We have stairs that lead up to the attic where we hide small things. ::crinkle crinkle:: And as for Grandma, my what big teeth she has.


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 4:12 PM      
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no, and i won't divulge that info



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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Do you have stairs in your house?
There's no stairs there kid. Just a big fucking ladder.
quote:

MY GRANDMA JUST DIED YOU SON OF A BITCH I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL
:-D
quote:

its called the shower
quote:

When did George Costanza get here?

Ok, can we stop with all the pee-pipe stuff here?
quote:

its the troopers that dump and hope it goes threw the drain that win my respect!!
Awful! Then you'd probably need a garbage disposal.


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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 7:10 PM      
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quote:

Do you have stairs in your house?



No, I have an Escalator :-D


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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 04-02-2002 @ 8:28 PM      
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There's a lady who's sure,
All that glitters is gold,
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows,
If the stores are all closed,
With a word she can get what she came for.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall,
But she wants to be sure,
Because you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook,
There's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
It makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get,
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen,
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
It makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon,
If we all call the tune,
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn,
For those who stand long,
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes there are two paths you can go by,
But in the long run,
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go,
In case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him.
Dear lady can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know,
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know,
Who shines white light and wants to show.
How everything still turns to gold,
And if you listen very hard,
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all.
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen


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