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Isa
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
I was looking at the pet peeves thread and coming up with my own list a mile long, but somehow I got to thinking about what makes me happy. Here's my list..what always puts a smile on your face?

* Laughing so hard my face and stomach hurt
* Thunderstorms
* Sitting outside having a beer & Coke
* a good game of chess
* Listening to good music and getting into a zone when I'm working out
* Talking to someone who really understands me
* Inside jokes
* Blow jobs

-GomeZ-
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 9:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Visit this Website

Project Mayhem makes me happy



There is an idea of a Gomez; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 10:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01

  • beating down old ladies
  • kicking puppies - repeatedly
  • laughing at other's misfortunes
  • drinking beer
  • fucking
  • sleeping
Yep, that pretty much sums it all up - OH, and PrOjEcT mAyHeM makes me pretty happy too :-D


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

My sex drive keeps me going - wanna take a ride?




This message was edited by goatweed on 7-2-02 @ 10:27 PM
TheJays
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Proud To Be An American		posted on 07-02-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Well, to find what truely makes me happy, I must take a trip donw memory lane. I was a young lad, barely 21, and I found myself down on my luck with nothing but VD and a pack a day cigarette habit. My health insurance had run out and cigarettes wer 7.20 a pack. I had to find something that would bring meaning back into my life.

But I cnnot tell you. You have to see it for yourself.

This is a Wu-banger 2001 off da hook gorilla anthem. This DJ K-Ray, from round the way, and I'll slap the shit out of any of you dj's who front on this shit.




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 12:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
sushi, vodka, sex, cigs, music, and fun. :P


Meow?
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 12:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
 PROJECT MAYHEM = HAPPINESS




^^VICTIMS OF PrOjEcT MaYhEm^^


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 12:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Knowing that everything works out in the end 'cause we all eventually die.

Small tits - I really don't like huge utters, I find them repulsive for the most part.

Movies with great dialogue.

Depressing movies/music.

Rivers, rain and log cabins.

The fact that my penis is so small that when I walk in the heat like we had today, it crawls up inside itself like a turtle, and I can't go adjusting with a lot of people around - wait, shit, I hate that.

Watching people from the board at board gatherings from afar.

Like WA said, "vodka," but piss warm straight from the bottle. Ever have Absolute Peppar? It's definitely unique - especially unchilled.

Project Mayhem does NOT make me happy - It is just another gimmick - it should have been called SPOO II: Alkey is a Fool



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 12:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01


looks like you're enjoying it to me... :-D




^^VICTIMS OF PrOjEcT MaYhEm^^


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 1:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Depressing movies/music.

Emo fag :-D


I am no Superman, not at all
I have no answers
I am no hero, thats for sure
But I do know one thing
Where you are is where I belong
Where you go is where I want to be.
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 1:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Slash - I never knew you had such a wonderful smile! And those teeth - so white and perfectly straight! Who knew a rock-star would have such excellent dental hygiene!
quote:
Rivers, rain and log cabins.
Wanna go camping? ;)


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

The black box is on it's way out...


SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 1:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Emo fag


I learned from the biggest.

quote:
Wanna go camping?


Sure, sugar :)

quote:
Slash - I never knew you had such a wonderful smile! And those teeth - so white and perfectly straight! Who knew a rock-star would have such excellent dental hygiene!


Another thing that makes me happy is to see another poster make a post that is really awkward, but, they are so excited about it that they don't even realize how lame it is :eek:



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 7:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
SEX CIGS SLEEPING EATING AND FARTING

happy anal jim
Thumper8u
hanger-on		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 7:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
Biking
Sapphire and Tonics
Harpoon IPA
Andrew - my 7 month old son
Sexy asian women
women in tight jeans and a t-shirt with a pony tail pulled thru the loop of a baseball cap
silk panties (on women)

and I absolutely agree with slash on this one
quote:
Small tits - I really don't like huge utters, I find them repulsive for the most part


"So long as they don't get violent, I want to let everyone say what they wish, for I myself have always said exactly what pleased me." -- Albert Einstein



This message was edited by Thumper8u on 7-3-02 @ 8:01 AM
Tussle King
I swear it was this big		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 8:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Other people's misery

Turk408
posted on 07-03-2002 @ 9:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Sleep...Sex....being told I'm loved....Pepsi Twist and Barcelo Rum, JD and Pepsi. Bouncing boobies and bad things happening to other people.
And a long loud thunderstorm.
Let me light your fire
I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!!

This message was edited by Turk408 on 7-3-02 @ 9:07 AM
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni 		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 9:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Two good songs in a row on the radio

When my rearview mirror shakes from my stereo as if there is a T-Rex following my car

When someone else leaves a newspaper in the bathroom stall so I can read it

Carrots

A good vodka sauce on pasta


Behold the awsome power that is the red x
Bwa ha ha ha ha
SweetAngel
posted on 07-03-2002 @ 9:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hearing from a friend I haven't heard from in awhile. :eek:
A hug or a special look from that certain someone.
Learning how to do something new.
The beach.
Snuggling in bed on a Sunday morning.
Laughing so hard that I can't catch my breath.
My puppies.
My son (when he's not driving me insane).
A job well done.
Getting a new book to read.
Playing outside in my garden.
Being lazy on the weekend.
Floating around in my pool.
Knowing that I can do whatever I set my mind to.
SLASH ;)







goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 10:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Another thing that makes me happy is to see another poster make a post that is really awkward, but, they are so excited about it that they don't even realize how lame it is
Hey, I knew it was a lame reply, but sometimes you just gotta say "fuck it" and go with it.

Besides, I don't get too much excitement these days, so cut me some slack ;)

More happiness :

  • long weekends
  • my expensive-but-worth-it home theater
  • Silera's sigs
  • IM conversations with Smarterchild



Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

The black box is on it's way out...


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 10:29 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
lickin' the squishy spot :-p





Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
Tussle King
I swear it was this big		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 10:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Making a vagina look like a bulldog that just ate some mayo.

rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 10:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Weed n' Naked Women...:)


Death is Certain...
Life Isn't

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:)

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:-D

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:mad:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-P

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D :)

4B. Roger Clemens finally steps into the batters box at Shea.

:eek:

5. Root for and support Mike Piazza...
regardless of his sexual preference

:confused:
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 07-03-2002 @ 10:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Slash's small penis.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Thumper8u posted:

and I absolutely agree with slash on this one

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Small tits - I really don't like huge utters, I find them repulsive for the most part


And that's why -

quote:
Sexy asian women


- make us happy :)

quote:
women in tight jeans and a t-shirt with a pony tail pulled thru the loop of a baseball cap


Ummm, yea, how the hell did I forget this one?

quote:
SweetAngel posted:

SLASH


:-D

quote:
Buttmunch posted:

Slash's small penis.


And so the obsession continues...

quote:
goatweed posted:

Hey, I knew it was a lame reply, but sometimes you just gotta say "fuck it" and go with it.


Another thing that makes me happy is people who don't "backspace" in text or IRL.

quote:
gw posted:

Besides, I don't get too much excitement these days, so cut me some slack


I just did, love.

quote:
gw posted:

IM conversations with Smarterchild


I am quite the conversationalist, aren't I?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 7-3-02 @ 12:08 PM

PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02

  • The first taste of spaghetti sauce, which I've had simmering on the stove for three hours.
  • Kids. Sometimes even mine...
  • PrOjEcT mAyHeM.
  • Drinking good beer outside a restaurant in the middle of the city while hanging out with friends.
  • Afterglow.


Let's try a new sig
AIM | E-mail

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!
pantee man
Another asshole Isles fan who didn't say shit until they started winning.		posted on 07-03-2002 @ 12:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
fucking a chick 11 years younger than myself.
eating 17 year old beaver






Who can make the sun shine on a cloudy day?

The Pantee Man Can.


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