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SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:28 PM      
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What makes you feel like puking?



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:31 PM      
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piss, shit and puke, thats it



PrOjEcT MaYhEm Has Taken Me Hostage

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My Spic Army: Tequila and Velociti

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
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That gravatron thing at six flags. I just barely held it down when I went on. Basically anything that spins around and around will make me puke.

goatweed
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Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
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Your posts ;)

In all seriousness, Being in the same room as others are puking - or even just smelling it - makes me feel like that. Also, jack & Coke. I used to LOVE that drink until I got really sick off my ass from it one night, and every time I see or smell one, the puke rises in my throat.

The funny thing is, people usually get that feeling from Tequila (the board member and the drink - HA!) and I've gotten sick from it, but I can always go right back to it. Maybe because I started drinking it when I was 14? :confused:


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silera
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Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
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JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
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1. People that overestimate their importance.
2. The taste of condoms.
3. That tequila shot I knew was one too many.



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
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virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:37 PM      
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vodka.

quote:
1. People that overestimate their importance.




nice....very nice....i like that one *touch* ;)

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
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quote:
nice....very nice....i like that one *touch* ;)


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!11

I can see why Alkey your *touches*.

I feel special now. :-D



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:43 PM      
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I meant what kind things make you disgusted to the point of nasuea.

Does that sentence get a question mark or a period? It was a statement, so I went with period, but, at the same time it is sort of a new question based on the original.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



TheJays
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Proud To Be An American		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I meant what kind things make you disgusted to the point of nasuea.


Because you added the "I meant" at the begining, the proceeding sentence becomes the object being referred to. The period was correct.

Hamburgers and foul smelling, un-groomed pussy make me want to puke.

the prizzy mizzy rulz this shizzy



"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.

This message was edited by TheJays on 7-7-02 @ 11:49 PM
Jack Meehoff
Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Does that sentence get a question mark or a period? It was a statement, so I went with period, but, at the same time it is sort of a new question based on the original.


Mr Punctuation mod himself has to ask??? tsk tsk.

What makes me disgusted when people at the beach don't have enough sense to cover the parts of their body that others don't want to see. I'm not one to say I have a body that everyone wants to see but I have enough sense to at least wear a shirt.


In the end it doesn't even matter
May Teh Funny Be With You

 

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:52 PM      
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quote:
I meant what kind things make you disgusted to the point of nasuea.


Couples that dress alike. God, I want to bury an axe into their foreheads. Any of that "cute" shit makes me wanna puke.

TheJays
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Proud To Be An American		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Couples that dress alike. God, I want to bury an axe into their foreheads. Any of that "cute" shit makes me wanna puke.



Sometimes they aint trying to be cute. I had a couple in my architecture studio at school that would wear black all the time, and they even had the same haircut; crew cuts. WE hated them with a passion because they were arrogant assholes.

the prizzy mizzy rulz this shizzy



"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.

This message was edited by TheJays on 7-7-02 @ 11:56 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-07-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Because you added the "I meant" at the begining, the proceeding sentence becomes the object being referred to. The period was correct.


quote:
Mr Punctuation mod himself has to ask??? tsk tsk.


People that don't get it make me wanna puke.

Nice one on the couples dressing alike ;)



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:29 AM      
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project serenity






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:35 AM      
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quote:
Sometimes they aint trying to be cute. I had a couple in my architecture studio at school that would wear black all the time, and they even had the same haircut; crew cuts. WE hated them with a passion because they were arrogant assholes.


We're they french?

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:37 AM      
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quote:
I meant what kind things make you disgusted to the point of nasuea.









PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!

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Proud To Be An American		posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
We're they french?


No, just bitter architecture students who design nothing but cubes. They dress like our professors, and most architects.

the prizzy mizzy rulz this shizzy



"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
BIV
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totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:52 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
What a coincidence, the French make me puke.

That and Rosie O'Fat.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I really don't give a flying fuck what you think about me.
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
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Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker 		posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:56 AM      
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Wisconsin, in general.


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This is your life and it's ending one
minute at a time.


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PrOjEcT MaYhEm
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JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:06 AM      
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15 year olds



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BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
15 year olds


Really? I kinda dig 15 year olds. Hubla Hubla.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I really don't give a flying fuck what you think about me.
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 07-08-2002 @ 4:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
- anything puke
- eating too much
- shit
- thinking of a spider running around in my mouth
- dreams about chomping penis
- chinese food that tastes like a laundry hamper
- trite, maudlin, corny, sappy shit that's so bad it makes you cringe
quote:
2. The taste of condoms
Females extolling the virtues of uncovered lovepump always good.






"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not 'Mr. Lebowski.' I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know uh, that, or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or uh, you know, El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
Filzy
Stand up straight
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Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!! 		posted on 07-08-2002 @ 6:20 AM      
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I don't know, I haven't found my limit yet.
Although the Delaware river during low tide is pretty foul.



I don't have time for your bitching and moaning, now shut the fuck up and get out of my way.

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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 07-08-2002 @ 6:32 AM      
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When you open a garbage can on a hot summer day, and there it is A ball of maggots. About the size of a basketball, all squirming and turning in on each other, and the smell. Now that will make you puke.





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