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FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:55 PM

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You might...

Britain Eases Laws on Use of Cannabis

Wed Jul 10,11:46 AM ET
By Kate Kelland

LONDON (Reuters) - Britons, among the heaviest users of cannabis in Europe, will soon be able to smoke dope without fear of arrest after the government relaxed its laws on the drug in the face of a dramatic rise in its use.

Home Secretary David Blunkett told parliament Wednesday he would reclassify cannabis as a low risk, category C drug from July next year, making discreet possession of small amounts of it or smoking it in private a non-arrestable offence.

The downgrade will put cannabis in the same category as anabolic steroids and growth hormones.

Edit: just realized that the rest of the article is a new subject altogether, if you want it, click the link.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

...nobody else in the whole wide world

makes me feel this way

nobody else in the whole wide world

takes my breath away

makes me feel so strange inside

dazed, confused, and starry-eyed

i couldn't love you more

makes me feel the wrong way round

inside out and upside-down

i couldn't love you more...

New AIM, y'know.

This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 7-10-02 @ 1:57 PM

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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:57 PM

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danked must be getting all his money together, we'll never see him again

I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:00 PM

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Great, now maybe the cunt will leave, and I can just go ahead and ban England's IP block of addresses.

AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:12 PM

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Sweeeet! Maybe they'll give you a cup of tea every time you buy some weed!

And I swear I don't have a gun...
2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

4. Met fans get drunk watching the World Series!!!

5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!

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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:17 PM

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quote:
Maybe they'll give you a cup of tea every time you buy some weed!

That was so funny I shit out a dead fetus.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Fuck Serenity -- I'm back to pissing people off.
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Ain't nothing working

Ain't nothing right

There's a hole in me that I can't fill

No matter how hard I try

Ain't nothing sweeter there ain't nothing wrong

All the pain that I receive keeps me strong

It keeps me moving on

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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:29 PM

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quote:
That was so funny I shit out a dead fetus.

I was wondering where I put my dead fetus.

PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEYJYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!

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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:33 PM

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i'm getting the boat ready.

...and i fuckin hate England.

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goatweed
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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:33 PM

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quote:
I was wondering where I put my dead fetus.

Mine fell out of my pocket on the SI Ferry once on my way to work. I thought it was gone for sure, but a good samaraitan turned it in to lost and found. Nothing can compare to the feeling of loss that I had that day...

Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...

You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

This space available for rent.

Austin 3:16
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:36 PM

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Alright folks, I'm all packed, be back when I get sick of seeing crooked teeth and pasty skin.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 3:08 PM

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quote:
I was wondering where I put my dead fetus.

Would you know my name... if I saw you in heaven...

Thank you Austin!

ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 3:18 PM

Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02

Thank god now Paul McCartney can smoke without fear of being busted.

happy anal jim

Danked
Dankarella!

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 3:22 PM

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I only found $23.47 between the cushions of the sofa. :(

KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 3:48 PM

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im going to start the Send Danked To England Fund

I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

skitchr4u
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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:01 PM

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screw that, go to amsterdam where its plain legal

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:04 PM

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Registered: Oct. 00

quote:
screw that, go to amsterdam where its plain legal

Ah na na, only while you're inside the "coffee shop", my friend.

Take it out and you can still get busted.

That's why this is a huge step.

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:05 PM

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Registered: Aug. 00

u know whats scary...i was thinking the same thing just now skitch

I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

Danked
Dankarella!

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:20 PM

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(Psssst... Amy....

I need some money for Amsterdam too. Tell everyone I'm dying and just want to see my homeland one more time before I breathe my last breath.)

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:23 PM

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everyone e-mail me if you would like to contribute money to the Help Danked Get To Amsterdam and England Fund

I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

Danked
Dankarella!

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:28 PM

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(Psssssssssstttt... Amy.... you wanna go too?)

Amy's dying, everybody! Wish her well!

Sir Okonkwo

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:39 PM

Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01

No need to travel overseas. The weed is decriminalized Vancouver, BC, and can be bought in stores and smoked freely in certain areas. While it technically is not legal, the attitude of the police there is that marijuana is not a danger and law enforcement should focus on real crime.

And the stuff there is excellent. I'm considering becoming a Canadian.

Danked
Dankarella!

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:53 PM

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Good sir... haven't you read the multitude of threads in which "FU to Canada" is stated?

I scoff at your stoner habitat. Scoff! Scoff!

(Amy... pencil me in for Vancouver as well.)

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:55 PM

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i hope me and danked dont die on the same day.. too much grief for one day!!

oh yeah and everyone e-mail me if you would like to contribute money to the Help Danked Get To Amsterdam, England, and Vancouver Fund

I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 7-10-02 @ 4:56 PM

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 5:02 PM

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Nothing to see here look below

This message was edited by Tequila on 7-10-02 @ 5:04 PM

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!

posted on 07-10-2002 @ 5:03 PM

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quote:
i hope me and danked dont die on the same day.. too much grief for one day!!

I am starting a death watch for danked my pick is July 11th 2002

LETâ€™S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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posted on 07-10-2002 @ 5:03 PM

Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01

quote:
Good sir... haven't you read the multitude of threads in which "FU to Canada" is stated?

I have no time for those who bash the nation of Canada, providers of hockey, curling, prog rock, strong beer, and fine, fine bud.

quote:
I scoff at your stoner habitat. Scoff! Scoff!

I will admit, it's no Amsterdam. It's the convenience factor that increases the appeal. But Amsterdam has a decided edge in the legalized prostitution department.

I have $1.27 to contribute to the fund...

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