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kevin from ct
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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The next time my boss gives me shit about being late, I'm
fucking gonna ____________________________________


o&aswallow
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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...get fired?


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:39 AM      
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drop to my knees and suck his dick cause I like man junk.

Oh, I thought you meant what would YOU say...

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This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 3-21-01 @ 11:40 AM
Metalfan
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
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buy him a cheap cigar and get him the services of a crack whore

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posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
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put some visine in his coffee.


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
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That old gag.


Rommel
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
gonna ......say it's better to be late than be an asshole all your pathetic life.






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My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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...say "It won't happen again", then calmly walk to my cubicle with a smile on my face, pull out the Louisville slugger from under my desk, and proceed to bash in everyone elses PC monitors, a few windows, and possibly crack a few heads of people that I've been dreaming about puttin' a hurt on. Then I suppose I'll get fired, get arrested, be deemed insane, put in a mental institution, whereupon I'll be fed many doses of tranquilizers whilst being anally gangraped by a few of the gay male nurses until I manage to fashion a noose from a bedsheet and hang myself.

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SFShield
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
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OK, sounds like a plan to me hornygoatweed

-My boss is an f'n tool-
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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quote:

The next time my boss gives me shit about being late, I'm
fucking gonna ____________________________________




....deal with it cause I have no choice.

....go postal.



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Rog2K
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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...I'm gonna be completely amazed because she gets in after me every day!


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I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:07 PM      
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smile and nod and tell him it won't happen again, because I was stuck in traffic / in the rain / my car broke down.
Then I will go to my desk and take a 45 minutes coffee break

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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...put my tail between my legs and walk back to my cubicle.

I'm never late so it doesn't matter.




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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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...blame it on Kevin from CT.

Welcome back tool.


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!


Today is International Day For Elimination of Racial Discrimination. Also, National Agriculture Day in the U.S.

kevin from ct
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
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Thanks for noticing, Butt, you 'ass smells like hot garbage'
whore. LOL



Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
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I'm gonna puke on his desk and tell him tell him to bathe his wife's twat.


I think you're gonna have to suck it!

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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
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quote:

Thanks for noticing, Butt, you 'ass smells like hot garbage'
whore. LOL



Kevin, I thought you were a Met's fan?




Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!


Today is International Day For Elimination of Racial Discrimination. Also, National Agriculture Day in the U.S.

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Dankarella!
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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quote:

The next time my boss gives me shit about being late, I'm
fucking gonna ____________________________________


...post another Mad Lib on OpieAnthony.com



"Shut the fuck up, Donnie!"
kevin from ct
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
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I am brother. Great to talk to you again. Don't worry. It's all
very good.

WHO FUCKED WITH MY STATUS!!!!?????!!!! YOU GUYS
S.U.C.K. LMAO




This message was edited by kevin from ct on 3-21-01 @ 12:23 PM
SaintJames
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Visit this Website





That was so funny I almost drove off the road
Kindest Regards, Your Name
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
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He he he


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!


Today is International Day For Elimination of Racial Discrimination. Also, National Agriculture Day in the U.S.

kevin from ct
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
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Bastardo, Mr. Butt. lol




Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
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pssstttt...... Kevin.... I'll give you a hint. It's been a while since you've been here.

The salad tosser is a mod now. Ironic, ain't it?

He bring up a good point though, Welcome back tool!


Newest members of the Grumpy's: No One. Contact me if you want to be adopted.I have two slots available.
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NJDude
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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Hit him over the head with a spade shovel and tell the cops kevin from ct made me do it.


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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
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BTW, welcome back Kev...long time, no see!

St. James, do you lnow what "No Spamming" means?

I think you're gonna have to suck it!

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