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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: What is your favorite insult???? | ||||
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| squidink | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:31 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01  | Mine is: I just named a boil on my ass after you, it irritates me every time I sit down too.  ONE OF REDDOGS PUPPIES | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | If I had the intelligence of an amoeba I would actually care about you. I just used that a few days ago on this bitch and it stopped her dead in her tracks.  E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:52 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | "Nice head, hammer!"
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| NJDude | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 10:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 00 | Mine is "If I wanted shit out of you I would squeeze your head" I also call people Skunky Fuck Nuts  E-Mail Me Sebastian Bach | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | GO SIT ON A BICYCLE SPROCKET!! Oh wait, that's not mine...................
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| Little Wing | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:06 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01 | "I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth." | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I have a few: You are a waste of sperm! The best part of you ran down your mothers leg! I'm amazed you can even breathe! Holy shit! You're fucking ugly! | ||||
| HUDSON | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Two: one is under my screen name The other is bitch Please!!!  "Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy Grabmyjunk in another dimension | ||||
| drkn2forget | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Are you a pothead Fouker! | ||||
| FoundryMusicMatt | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:43 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Your father should have stained the bedsheets instead of staining society. Now taking Applications... | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Your father should have rolled over and shot you on the wall. Did your mom ever tell you she should have swallowed you? If I had a dog that looked like you I would shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards.  This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 4-21-01 @ 12:01 AM | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:51 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Ummmm, WHAT!?! what language speak you do?
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| The Mrs. | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:55 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Your face is so fucking ugly it looks like it was caught on fire and put out with an ice pic. Guess who's heart I have? | ||||
| Little Wing | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:58 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01 | "You are depriving some poor village of it's idiot" "100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?" | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 11:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Ummm so fucking sorry K1d i guess I am not as smart or as good of a typer as you. Get A fucking life. Hows that for an insult? Cock knocker. | ||||
| Bumpkinhead | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 12:01 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | That upitty nigger done hit me with a shovel. :) sig problems | ||||
| imapervert I want my two dollars! | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 12:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | You're a jerk. | ||||
| FoundryMusicDoug | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 12:21 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I have a good one that I actually said to a girl... I want you to die. "Now the seasons over, and I feel it gettin' cold. I wish I could take you to some sandy beach road, we'ed never grow old. Ah but baby you know thats just jive, but tonight's bustin' open and.... I'm alive!"~Bruce Springsteen (Thunder Road Est. 1973)  | ||||
| TAZZA-911 | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 1:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Ahem heres a few from my book 1- You know I be your father but the dog beat me up the stairs. 2- HA HA HA Very funny (said in a friendly tone) MOTHERFUCKER!! (the out burst adds to the shock affect) 3- Slapnuts. 4- pillow bitter (gay term) 5- fudge packer Those have to be my few favourites.... | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 3:38 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Just like my boyfriend, this post is long but worth it! Things Winston Said At Work To Get Fired Check out Winston's site here Visit this Website THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK How about never? Is never good for you? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... I don't work here. I'm a consultant. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. No, my powers can only be used for good. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. Who me? I just wander from room to room And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...? Do I look like a people person? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. You!... Off my planet! Does your train of thought have a caboose? Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. A PBS mind in an MTV world. Allow me to introduce my selves. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. Can I trade this job for what's behind door # 1? Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. How do I set a laser printer to stun? I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks. If I throw a stick, will you leave? Sarcasm is just one more service we offer  | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 3:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Are you naturally this stupid,or do you practice real hard? You're one chromosome short of a human. VEOWEB AND GEOCITIES HATE ME God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. I HAVE NAMED MY HELL,AND IT'S NAME IS "MASSAPEQUA" | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 12:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I refuse to have a battle of wits with an obviously unarmed person. Apparently God doesn't answer prayers right away-- you're still breathing.  "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" | ||||
| jap bike jim | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 12:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | tell your face "what about me, what about raisin" | ||||
| Opie696 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 12:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Ur so ugly it looks like u fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. mmmmmmmmmmboy uu FAT!  IM NOT TAKIN ANYONES SHIT ANYMORE!! | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 04-21-2001 @ 12:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I say, If you keep it up, I'm going to put my dick in the freezer and cold cock ya. NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!! EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END. E-Mail Me | ||||
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