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katya_ann
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posted on 04-22-2001 @ 6:35 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Think back to your favorite Spaz's Week in Review bits. Now read on.

"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However, they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanise society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position".
---George W. Bush









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Barney Fife
posted on 04-22-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
So that's why Spaz left the show. To write speeches for Dubya!

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posted on 04-22-2001 @ 10:20 AM      
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posted on 04-22-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
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My 2 favorite Dubya lines

"if we do not suceed we run a high risk of failing"

"my opponent wants to treat social security like its some kind of federally funded service."

i weep for our nation.


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This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 4-22-01 @ 10:33 AM
weinie
posted on 04-22-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Forget W - I weap for our nation's illiterate population unable to spell the word WEEP!

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posted on 04-22-2001 @ 8:16 PM      
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Good lord...


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posted on 04-22-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
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Who voted for him?????


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posted on 04-22-2001 @ 9:06 PM      
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Don't blame me! I wasted my vote on Nader


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posted on 04-22-2001 @ 9:06 PM      
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My personal favorite: "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully"

Here's the site for Bushisms
http://politics.slate.msn.com/Features/bushisms/bushisms.asp

Bushisms



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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 4-22-01 @ 9:09 PM
Austin 3:16
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 04-22-2001 @ 9:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Bring back Clinton! He was at least entertaining.


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posted on 04-22-2001 @ 10:04 PM      
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Bush IS entertaining. Then you realize he's president and you get scared.



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posted on 04-23-2001 @ 8:33 AM      
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I've gotten to the point where I realize that the leader of the free world and the man that holds our lives (so to speak) in his hands has a show on comedy central named after him, thats my bush. And I really think that that guy looks like him too. Now thats scary.





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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 8:35 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Dubya is the perfect example of what is wrong with politics in the USA. Give me Clinton, Carter or even Gerry Ford over this extra chromosomed twat!

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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njstrawberry
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
When quoting someone, you are suppose to put the entire thing they said, verbatem in the quotation marks - not what you think the person said, not 4 sentences that are scattered in an entire speech, not what you took from the quote - but the entire thing, word for word.

Food 4 thought

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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
NJ,
I don't see the grammatical infraction you are refering to. But are you implying that quotes are taken out of context or simply fabricated?

If not, please tell me why the fish are out to get the humans. I've seen Jaws and Orka, granted that was about a whale, and whales are actually mammels, but I think my point is pretty clear. I mean my point about fish being agressive, killing machines. I think we need to show the fish which nation is numero uno on the face of the earth, just like we gotta show the chinks **ding ding** and the pinko Russians, cause I don't buy that whole "fall of the Soviet Union" thing.

More specifically, the American people deserve tax relief, and Social Security that acts less like a government hand out and more like government slot machine, where citizens can place their with held income and put it, one quarter at a time, into a giant slot machine, with a chance to win a giant jack pot. I'm no mathmatican, so I can't tell you no odds or use fancy logic and big words, but rest assured, this is a mandate from the people, almost as many as voted for Al Gore...

Hey, I could write policy for that twat!!!

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 8:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

When quoting someone you are suppose to put the entire thing they said, verbatem in the quotation marks - not what you think the person said, not 4 sentences that are scattered in an entire speech, not what you took from the quote - but the entire thing, word for word.


It wasn't like they asked the guy if he killed someone, and he said "no," but in his answer he used the word "yes," and then they edited him saying yes to the question. It came out of his mouth, it was funny. The end. You don't like it, move to Russia.






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njstrawberry
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 8:33 PM      
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No offense, but this is not the forum to discuss politics. Secondly, I was making a point that when you say someone said ... and put it in " " then what you put in quotes has to be exactly what they said. You can't use different words or ad lib. If you don't like what the word verbatim means then you can do one of two things, one don't put things in quotes unless you know it is word for word of what the individual said or two you can move to Russia where the news you'll read there is along the lines of what you apparently care for...non-factual.

Remember "took the initiative in creating the Internet" or how about when he (on September 18, 2000) told a union meeting that his parents sung him to sleep with lullabies such as "Look for the union label" -- a song that was written as a jingle for a union ad in 1975, when Gore was 27.

When it comes to politics, let's not go there on here...


WORD FROM THE WISE BI: "PEACH is good...PEACH is your friend...When you see PEACH...Do as I do...Don't just stare at it...EAT IT!"



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katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 9:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Well...
quote:

No offense, but this is not the forum to discuss politics.

No offence taken at all :) But it IS the off topic board, and this doesn't have much to do with O&A (GD board), so I threw it on here. Also, it reminded me of SPAZ, for pete's sake, so I thought it would be funny. It's obviously good enough for all the others who have read it and gotten a laugh or two from it and contributed their own Bush "quotes."

quote:

Secondly, I was making a point that when you say someone said ... and put it in " " then what you put in quotes has to be exactly what they said.


For clarification, I copied and pasted from another site. I didn't acredit it because it wasn't really nessecary. I'm not writing a report and I'm not submitting an article to the Wall St. f-ing journal. I was comparing him to SPAZ!!!

quote:

If you don't like what the word verbatim means


....What?! When did this word jump out of the dictionary and start bothering me?! This has nothing to do with direct quotes, and everything to do with the fact that what he said, whether he said it exactly so or not, was funny when put into THIS context.

quote:

then you can do one of two things, one don't put things in quotes unless you know it is word for word of what the individual said or two you can move to Russia where the news you'll read there is along the lines of what you apparently care for...non-factual.


Ouch, jeez, nj, what the hell? I'm sorry if I confused you. What I meant to say was...

"If you don't like it, move to Russia!" --Homer Simpson: The Simpsons, episode #082741

quote:

Remember "took the initiative in creating the Internet" or how about when he (on September 18, 2000) told a union meeting that his parents sung him to sleep with lullabies such as "Look for the union label" -- a song that was written as a jingle for a union ad in 1975, when Gore was 27.


Cripes, what the hell does that have to do with anything? They're both fn morons.... This isn't about politics! This was a stoopid little post that I made in the midle of the night because I thought it was funny. Have the frigin' thread deleted if it's so g-damned inappropriate.

quote:

When it comes to politics, let's not go there on here...


But I got no where else to go!!!!

Jeez, from the sounds of your replys, I start to wonder. Are you some kinda Bush lover or something? Oh, wait...

quote:

WORD FROM THE WISE BI: "PEACH is good...PEACH is your friend...When you see PEACH...Do as I do...Don't just stare at it...EAT IT!"
Unicron
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 9:43 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Clinton sucked, as Gore would have. I didn't vote, and bush was far from the best choice, but of the finalist, he was the best (sad, huh?)

i wanted McCain




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katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 1:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Clinton sucked, as Gore would have. I didn't vote, and bush was far from the best choice, but of the finalist, he was the best (sad, huh?)



It sucks when the most powerful nation in the world has to pick the lesser of the two evils to lead the country.
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 1:27 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Don't blame I would vote socialist if I could.



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posted on 04-24-2001 @ 1:34 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Are you serious, the socialist candidate was a bumbling freak.

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 1:36 AM      
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Not that socialist party that party is too obscessed with animal rights and that crap for me. I'm talking about socialist in general there is a a bunch of socialist parties the biggest one is the Green Party which a lot of people don't know is socialist.



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The Fourth International Is At Hand. The Beatiful Hand of Socialism Will Come and Sweep Away the Imperialist Pigs. Crush Your Oppressors.
My Turn in the Barrel
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 1:39 AM      
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Nope I didn't know that. Good thing I didn't vote, or I might've voted for socialism too, yuk.

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 1:56 AM      
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Everyone pretty much knows how I stand on that issue. I just am pretty disgusted with conventional politicians and find Socialism a good political and economic theory. You can disagree with me and that's good shows you have your own opinion.



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