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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back! | ||||
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| hammersavage | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 10:02 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00  | I don't think i am the only one who is pumped to see this so here is some helpful information. Release Date: August 24th, 2001 (moved back two weeks from August 10th, which would have put it up against American Pie 2) Cast: Jason Mewes (Jay), Kevin Smith (Silent Bob), Joey Lauren Adams (Alyssa Jones from Chasing Amy), Ben Affleck (Holden from Chasing Amy, two other new characters), Jules Asner, Diedrich Bader, Jason Biggs (Bluntman), Marc Blucas, George Carlin, Matt Damon (Will Hunting from Good Will Hunting), Shannon Doherty (cameo), Eliza Dushku, Will Ferrell, Shannon Elizabeth, Carrie Fisher (cameo), Mark Hamill, Steve Kmetko, Ali Larter, Jason Lee (Brodie from Mallrats, Banky from Chasing Amy), Tracy Morgan, Alanis Morissette, Judd Nelson, Joe Quesada, Chris Rock (cameo), James Van Der Beek (Chronic), Seann William Scott, Jeff Anderson (Randal from Clerks), Ever Carradine, Dwight Ewell (Hooper X), Renee Humphrey (Trish the Dish), Brian O'Halloran (Dante from Clerks), Scott Mosier, Jennifer Smith, an orangutang. Cast Definitely Not Returning: Linda Fiorentino (Dogma), Claire Forlani (Mallrats), Salma Hayek (Dogma), Jeremy London (Mallrats) (note: the funny thing here is that News Askew once reported Shannon Doherty definitely wasn't returning...) Premise: Here's what Kevin Smith recently (7/1/00) said: "There's a dollop of poignancy, and an a**load of belly laughs. Expect no morals or lessons this time around, folks; we're in funny country now." (translate that as "more like Mallrats and less like Chasing Amy") Whatever it might be, expect this to be set at least partially in Red Bank, NJ. (10/25/00) NewsAskew has added that this is a "road movie." (10/31/00) Also, Randal and Dante from Clerks will serve as "bookends", opening and closing the film. (11/10/00) The road trip includes a stop in Kansas. (1/29/01) An image scooped at AICN reveals that part of the plot deals with a movie version of Bluntman and Chronic (with those roles played by Biggs and Van Der Beek). (3/12/01) The basic concept is that Jay and Silent Bob are on their way from Red Bank, New Jersey, to Hollywood to sabotage the B&C premiere. (3/19/01) The "monkey" is probably the same that appears in the Chasing Dogma comic book TPB (actually an orangutang). What a cast. It seems like they just gave every actor a role. Except for Jay Mohr **Official Painter of Billboards** Opie and Anthony: The thinking mans Beavis and Butthead -Playboy Mafia Mob Lieut.--Darippa Serious posts only | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 10:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Actually, I may be in the minority, but I have less than zero interest in this movie. I thought Dogma was one of the worst 10 movies I ever saw. Even my wife who loves Matt Damon, has no interest whatsoever in this movie. Chris Rock is one of my favorite comedians and even he blew in that movie. Mars attacks had a great cast too and that movie sucked ass (Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Pierce Brosnan, Danny Devito. Michael J Fox, Martin Short, etc. Nothing personal, I just think it will suck.  This message was edited by TeenWeek on 5-8-01 @ 10:20 AM | ||||
| hammersavage | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 10:18 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I enjoyed how dogma parodied the Bible and hey, Selma Hayek? was a stripper. I thought Chris Rock was hilarious showing off his skinny black ass. **Official Painter of Billboards** Opie and Anthony: The thinking mans Beavis and Butthead -Playboy Mafia Mob Lieut.--Darippa Serious posts only | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 10:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Movies I am looking forward to in order of release date: Shrek (May 18th)- Sounds hysterical. Pearl Harbor (May 25th)- biggest movie of the year Tomb Raider- June 15th Planet of the Apes The Score- with Ed Norton and Deniro Jurassic Park 3 American Pie 2 Possibilities that I will see: -Scary Movie 2 -Final Fantasy -Dr. Doolittle 2 -The Animal with Rob Scheider- preview looks hysterical -Atlantis- actually looks like an intersting disney movie | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 10:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Any movie with Selma Hayek as a stripper has to have been good.  | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 10:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | TeenWeek, give Clerks a chance, then, you might be surprised...that's still my ultimate favorite Smith movie I thought Dogma was such a well-written movie and the way it covered the Cathlic religion was dead-on... ?'s about this movie: Vanderbeek as Chronic in the Hollywood version of the comic! that's effin hillarious!!! Hey, how did Dante come back to life? LOL (original ending of Clerks)  no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) | ||||
| smex182 | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 11:00 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey Hammer, Thanks for the update I am definitely looking forward to J&S Strike Back. Don't worry about what other people think of "Dogma" or Selma for the true fans of the "Jersey Trilogy" they appreciate the update. Smith is one of my favs out there many newbies think of Dogma and associate his film career to only this and most miss the point. Clerks is F-ing hilarious, Mall Rats is my favorite of them all, Chasing Amy was great on many levels, and Dogma I agree with Spitfire the Catholicism is great in it. Just My opinion | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 11:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | remeber when jackie the knife girl as on, keving smith called in and say he would come down to the show in august to hang and talk about the movie. that will be great. clerks is a great movie and so is mallrats. check out the clerks cartoons on DVD. they are great | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 12:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Clerks is one of my faves, very funny. "36 dicks, yuo sucked 36 dicks.." And Spit, I was wondering too, how is Dante in this one? | ||||
| TylerDurden | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 12:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Thanks for the info. I can't wait for "J&SBSB." Hope it's on par with Smith's best. Actually, the only one I really didn't like was "Mallrats." Anyone get the "Clerks" cartoon on DVD? It's got all six of the episodes and they're hysterical. Damn shame that ABC never gave it a real chance. | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 1:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Kevin Smith is the greatest...a regular guy...he used to sell me my cigs. and coffee every day at the store he filmed "clerks" at...even let me slide on many late fees at the video store. Everything he's done has made me LMMFAO! I will see anything he makes, and I'm sure I'll like it! Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 1:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: "Counting me?" "then 37"... "Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way out the parking lot...HEY YOU! Get back here" LMAO no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) | ||||
| Silvio Dante | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Put me in the no interest club. Clerks was great and Mallrats was very good, but I don't see this flick going anywhere. Some of the Catholic stuff was funny, but Dogma is one of those movies where the idea sounds good(a parody of religion) but sucked ass big time. See the Life of Brian instead. Hey Anthony, would you like to make a deal on some Furbys for your girlfriends.  | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | SNOOGINS!!! ....Berserker!!  NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "It's hard to garble nawdle zous, With all these marbles in my mouth" E-Mail Me | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I thought Dogma was a hysterical well made intelligent satire on religion. I loved Clerks entirely and felt Mallrats was grossly underrated since it was a damn funny goofy comedy.  Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney Read my column at Foundry | ||||
| Rone | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 4:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | i love all of Kevin Smith's movies. Mallrats is definately one of my favorite comedies of all-time. i'm really looking forward to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 7:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | I dunno why people are down talking Kevin Smith flicks. Apparently you aren't fans of cult movies. Granted Smith kinda mainstreamed Chasing Amy and Dogma, but Clerks and Mallrats are 2 movies that are definitely up there on the list of cult classics. I'm totally lookin forward to Jay and SIlent Bob Strike Back. "YOU KNOW WHAT!? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! THE ONE DOWN THERE IS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!" -Willem of Mallrats-  Check out my band at: Visit this Website "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- | ||||
| HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe) | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 9:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | "what the fuck is this!?! who the fuck are you lady? why the fuck did you hug my head!?!...quite a litte mouth on him isnt there...what the fuck is this the Piano, why aint this broad talking?...i believe the answers you seek lie within my companion's eyes...what the fuck is that supposed to mean!?! has eveybody gone fucken nuts!?! what the fuck happened to that guy's head!?! AIM: Tv v ist of FaTe "some people jus need a ruthless beating!" for wrestling news http://bounce.to/NwF Sam Adams-"theres no beer in the food, but theres food in the beer" | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 10:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Best line from that movie: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck? no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) | ||||
| XSkaPunkX | posted on 05-09-2001 @ 1:19 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00 | There's a teaser trailer up on View Askew.com of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!! | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 05-09-2001 @ 4:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I'm just psyched to see Jeff Anderson again. He killed in clerks! If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? -George Carlin | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 05-09-2001 @ 5:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Damned site is down Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney Read my column at Foundry | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 05-09-2001 @ 5:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I finally got on to the site and have one word about the trailer- ROCK Also...my signature line is still awesomely true "I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT!" Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney Read my column at Foundry This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 5-9-01 @ 6:01 PM | ||||
| XSkaPunkX | posted on 05-09-2001 @ 8:48 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00 | you can also get trailers n shit at comingsoon.net, they usually are pretty up to date with stuff like that. | ||||
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