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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: What gives you gas? | ||||
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| F the S out of her A | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:03 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01  | beans onions broccoli the unholy trinity also, White Castle and Taco Bell... uuuugh! Narrator: "I STILL can't think of anything." Tyler: "Flashback humor, how amusing." | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Water Air Nothing at all. I have lots of gas, but usually they dont smell. When I eat a combustable material (ie. White castle, chili, taco bell) then they smell pretty bad. I usually clear rooms at that point.  If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: *Note to self....don't hang out with King f-tard.  | ||||
| JohnSlack | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:18 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | white castle...uhhhhhhh My so-called 'friends' talked me into splitting a 'crave case' with them - a cardboard briefcase filled with 30 burgers..that was a week ago and i'm still feelin it... For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | any and all dairy Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! graduted by CRXGIRL AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | This thread. Oh wait I was suppose to be serious. The major one is range dressing which has been eliminated from my diet. Figure that one out. *edit* Ranch! Thanks King f-tard. Having a bad day.  opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 8-1-01 @ 12:49 PM | ||||
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| posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:36 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | the tank at the shell station =oP I just can't believe all the things people say. Why must I deal with this shit every fucking day. ever stop to think ..... and forget to start again?? | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: Usually a smelly fucking arab guy who I give money to pump the octane into my car...  Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | wearing tight pants 220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
| Lt Boogaloo | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I must be lucky to have a blonde teen attendant....she nevers wear a bra. -Still Making A New Sig- If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions [email protected] AIM - Lt Boogaloo | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I hear that! (Isn't that attractive?) Just found out I'm allergic to dairy, not lactose intollerant, ALLERGIC! And I'm a vegetarian. Eating has always been annoying, now even more so.  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Hey Joey, is that made by Old McDonald? If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I'm perfect nothing gives me gas.... ;) Remember girls don't fart, they poof :)  Your mind won't let you say that you want me Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want I feel your hunger to taste me Still your mind won't ever let you say Your kind is just the type that should use me But your mind won't seem to let you have The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me Your mind won't even let you feel Savor the addiction, savor the affliction, savor me | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Anyone else find it funny that this topic was started by F the S out of her A? Trying to feed your girl non~gassy foods? "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: To effin funny, good one Corpse. If I drink a lot of beer, don't stand behind me the next day. You could get a concusion from some of the noises coming from my ass.  | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Drinkin' Corona with limes makes you shit green the next day. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Ever get those Guiness Black Shits??? Like fuckin pudding gone horribly wrong.  | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Butterscotch pudding? Actually, Heiniken gives me horrible gas but only burping. They have such a distinct odor....that skunked beer odor. Not fun when nursing a hangover. | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Bad topics give me gas. But seriously, I cant think of anything. Thats probably because Im not observant. I get gas once in a while but I never bother to figure out what causes it. Once I went into a McDonalds and the lady asks me if its cold outside. I say "I dont know", because I have too much on my mind to pay attention to crap like that.
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| Roger | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Like pudding? No, but you are right about the color. The next day shit is black, but normal otherwise. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Black shit...NICE! I can understand the color of it, but I think if it's runny and coming out like water you should delve deeper into your diet and see what is making you shit pudding...hey, maybe it's all the pudding!! Then again...maybe you're just a puddin making machine... Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Ever laugh and wretch at the same time? "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: but of course, how else would I be able to post that... Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: LOL. I am so outie, I gotta take a shower (and not just cuz of this topic, I gots things to do today). "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | The more I read this thread the more I keep on thinking about the time my friend called me crying after she farted on her boyfriend during sex..... :) It was so funny cause thank god it wasn't me..... Your mind won't let you say that you want me Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want I feel your hunger to taste me Still your mind won't ever let you say Your kind is just the type that should use me But your mind won't seem to let you have The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me Your mind won't even let you feel Savor the addiction, savor the affliction, savor me | ||||
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