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The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 1:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I've noticed their conversations tend to have some homoerotic innuendos. Am I reading too much into things?


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 1:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
No, you've got it just about perfect.



I LOVE THE MORON
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

No, you've got it just about perfect.
You said that when I was fucking you too. See, I'm NOT gay.

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Cool, I really thought I was the only one who noticed this. They are quite subtle about it you know.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Ants and Alkey
Sitting in a tree
K - I - S - S - I - N - G.
First comes love.
Then cums Ants.
Then cums Alkey
With Ants in his Pants.



and

She said no and you were still fucking her??? Shame on you.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Alkey and me in 20 years...



The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm glad you 2 will remain friends 20 years from now. A good friendship is something to cherish and hold onto with all your heart.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
P.S. If you 2 are fucking, you are going to hell. God created Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:12 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Well, Sleeper, that's actually a hard question to answer. First, one must assume a few things about Ants and myself. Are our board personalities merely a tongue-in-cheek representation of how we actually conduct ourselves in our daily lives? Is there a straight line to be drawn between comedic imagery and reality? After careful analysis, I believe the answer becomes quite clear...


WE FUCK EACH OTHER UNTIL OUR ASSES SPIT BLOOD, OUR MOUTHS SPIT SEMEN AND OUR BALLS CRAWL SO FAR UP OUR MIDSECTIONS THAT YOU HAVE TO PUNCH US IN THE THROATS JUST SO WE CAN TAKE A PISS.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
My status ain't just long, it's LARGE!
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

WE FUCK EACH OTHER UNTIL OUR ASSES SPIT BLOOD, OUR MOUTHS SPIT SEMEN AND OUR BALLS CRAWL SO FAR UP OUR MIDSECTIONS THAT YOU HAVE TO PUNCH US IN THE THROATS JUST SO WE CAN TAKE A PISS.


What are you trying to say? I'm getting mixed signals here.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

She said no and you were still fucking her??? Shame on you.
Well duh, her name is RAPEFantasizer.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:24 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

What are you trying to say? I'm getting mixed signals here.


I'm saying our love is a wholesome love.

How dare you summise that because we openly share our thoughts and feelings with each other, a relationship homosexual in actions and nature will inevitably ensue? I'm saying I BLOW MY LOAD SO HARD INTO HIS ASS, HIS TEETH WHITEN.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
My status ain't just long, it's LARGE!


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-7-02 @ 2:27 AM
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

WE FUCK EACH OTHER UNTIL OUR ASSES SPIT BLOOD, OUR MOUTHS SPIT SEMEN AND OUR BALLS CRAWL SO FAR UP OUR MIDSECTIONS THAT YOU HAVE TO PUNCH US IN THE THROATS JUST SO WE CAN TAKE A PISS.





its reading shit like this on the board that makes me proud to know you guys! :D

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I BLOW MY LOAD SO HARD INTO HIS ASS, HIS TEETH WHITEN.


Excellent! Dental Hygiene is an important part of everyday life.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I BLOW MY LOAD SO HARD INTO HIS ASS, HIS TEETH WHITEN.


ill just stick to toothpaste Thank you.


Master of the Cold....
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
dude, they make the cutest couple.

i hope to find love like that one day.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:51 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

i hope to find love like that one day.




Leave your AIM on...

He'll find you.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
My status ain't just long, it's LARGE!
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 2:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

quote:
She said no and you were still fucking her??? Shame on you.
--------------------------------------------------

Well duh, her name is RAPEFantasizer.

When the hell did I say no to you?



I LOVE THE MORON
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 3:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i think sleeper wants in on the action, he's just too shy to come right out and say it



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 4:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
:eek:Good heavens no! :eek:


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 7:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I don't know if they want a three-way. Someone always gets hurt. :)




Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 8:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Am I reading too much into things?


Yes.

Quote of the Dayssssss - "I drink to make other people interesting" - George Nathan


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 8:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I don't know if they want a three-way. Someone always gets hurt.


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 9:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I don't know if they want a three-way. Someone always gets hurt.


mapquest: I'm the red line on the left.




Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-07-2002 @ 11:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
another new status for alkey.


& i don't even know people. :cool:



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself


This message was edited by Drusilla on 5-7-02 @ 12:00 PM


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