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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: could questions be any slower?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 3:54 AM      
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Is that some sort of "Privelaged" joke?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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Metalfan
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 7:30 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Do lapdances cost $20 here as well, or can I just charge it to Alkey? Wouldn't a dance be wasted on him anyway? Does Ikea dance for him?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
would dancing be considered foreplay? won't any of you find ladies like to dance for me?



Friday November 23- CBS: 8-10: Rugrats, 10- 'N Sync...NBC: Providence, Dateline, SVU...FOX: Big Daddy...ABC: America's Funniest Home Vide, Thieves, Once and again...BET- 7:30-10 Purple Rain...UPN: Wayne's World...TBS: 24 hour Eastwood Marathon...TNT: Jack Frost (Michael Keaton as cheap snow man)
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Where'd you learn to dance? ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

Metalfan
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
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Does a lady need to wear a strap-on while she dances to arouse you? LOL

Noelle, you can dance, right? ;-)

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Noelle, you can dance, right?



Wanna see?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Where'd you learn to dance?
Movies, where'd you think?
quote:

Does a lady need to wear a strap-on while she dances to arouse you?
If it's not attached, it's not worth it



Friday November 23- CBS: 8-10: Rugrats, 10- 'N Sync...NBC: Providence, Dateline, SVU...FOX: Big Daddy...ABC: America's Funniest Home Vide, Thieves, Once and again...BET- 7:30-10 Purple Rain...UPN: Wayne's World...TBS: 24 hour Eastwood Marathon...TNT: Jack Frost (Michael Keaton as cheap snow man)
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

where'd you think?



The club scenes in "Queer as Folk?"


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Shouldn't I be at a bar right now? I can't waste this day offf can I? Metal, if I laughed at you at you for being at work, would it still be a question?;)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Metalfan
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
GW, is there any question that I laugh at you daily? :-) Shouldn't you be drunk and incoherent by now?

quote:

Wanna see?


Don't you know that unlike Ikea, I'll appreciate it?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 4:34 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

The club scenes in "Queer as Folk?"
You think those scenes are better than the wondrous spectacles of 1930s musicals? Why don't you think that I can appreciate a find woman dancing?



Friday November 23- CBS: 8-10: Rugrats, 10- 'N Sync...NBC: Providence, Dateline, SVU...FOX: Big Daddy...ABC: America's Funniest Home Vide, Thieves, Once and again...BET- 7:30-10 Purple Rain...UPN: Wayne's World...TBS: 24 hour Eastwood Marathon...TNT: Jack Frost (Michael Keaton as cheap snow man)
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 5:21 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Why don't you think that I can appreciate a find woman dancing?



Could it be your typically homosexual statements?

quote:

You think those scenes are better than the wondrous spectacles of 1930s musicals?


Like that one?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 5:58 PM      
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would it be wrong of me to become a post whore just to stop alkey from catching up to me?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
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FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Why delay the inevitable?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
don't you realize that if i sneak in here during the day and go nuts he will never catch me? did you notice i've got that 300 margin back?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Does anyone think i can go a week without saying a gay thing?



Friday November 23- CBS: 8-10: Rugrats, 10- 'N Sync...NBC: Providence, Dateline, SVU...FOX: Big Daddy...ABC: America's Funniest Home Vide, Thieves, Once and again...BET- 7:30-10 Purple Rain...UPN: Wayne's World...TBS: 24 hour Eastwood Marathon...TNT: Jack Frost (Michael Keaton as cheap snow man)
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
does anybody think hell will be freezing over within a week?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 6:47 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
would oyu like to see the weather report?



Friday November 23- CBS: 8-10: Rugrats, 10- 'N Sync...NBC: Providence, Dateline, SVU...FOX: Big Daddy...ABC: America's Funniest Home Vide, Thieves, Once and again...BET- 7:30-10 Purple Rain...UPN: Wayne's World...TBS: 24 hour Eastwood Marathon...TNT: Jack Frost (Michael Keaton as cheap snow man)
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-23-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Trishy, do you think I'm that stupid?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 10:11 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Do you really want her to answer that, Alkey?



HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:08 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Why are we ganging up on Alkey? The whore thing? Wouldn't that make me a whore too? ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:39 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Couldn't you tell I was kidding? Do I have to put a smiley face behind my sentences from now on?

:)*~*~*Do you want this to turn into the Becky thread all over again?*~*~*:) Shouldn't we be avoiding that?



HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Couldn't you tell I was kidding?



Aren't we all, when it comes to Alkey?

Does no one understand sarcasm anymore?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-23-2001 @ 11:46 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Sarcasm? What the hell is that? Must you throw your ten dollar words around this nickel-and-dime joint?



HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 12:02 AM      
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do you two ladies venture out to some of the other threads once in a while?



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks






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