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The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 2:50 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Freeze a Puerto Rican, and get a popspicle. :-p "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 2:53 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	i'm gonna kidnap your grandma and make her drink anti freeze This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. JYD-4-LIFE! w00f! PrOjEcT MaYhEm
TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 2:55 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Anti freeze is what Im going to force RedGreenBlue to drink if I hear one more arrogant peep out of his ass. the prizzy mizzy rulz this shizzy "I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. irishalkey and hybrid present..................an fnmoron/ftl production............P®oJë©T M@¥h?m......................starring....irishalkey...hybrid...followthislogic...fnmoron...wnewsgirl...silera...ree...diadelsuerte...bloodyanus...quickstop...with criticslovesnatch...yellowdiscipline...gomex...drusilla...and featuring the jays...................based on the story "my life as a genital wart"......with music by journey, stevie b., chicago, s club7, earth wind and fire, corina, timmy t., and lovage..................IN THEATERS NOW!!!1!
Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 1:07 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	His ass is as big as a elephants ass LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!! Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11
TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 6:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	An elephant's ass is almost as big as tequlia's mom's box :-p Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 6:21 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Tequila's moms box is cleaners then Tfec's mothers ass LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!! Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11
The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 6:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	TFEC's mother's ass has seen more action that Normandy, Iwo Jima, and Kuwait combined. "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Austin 3:16 The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 8:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Combined, Novchik and Lent are 1000 pounds of trouble. I have finally found clarity and pure serenity.... AIM I act like shit dont phase me.... Inside it drives me crazy... My insecurities could eat me alive..... HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys! >) In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.
Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 8:08 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Combined she has sucked more cock then the hookers at the point LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!! Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11
HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 8:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	point blank is how i'm going to shoot you This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. JYD-4-LIFE! w00f! PrOjEcT MaYhEm
The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 8:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH STEALING THE PIGEON, POPCORN MAKES PEANUTS JEALOUS. "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Velociti G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Philly Bluntside Brigade Formerly diadelsuerte.	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 8:43 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	Jealous is how silera feels when alkey is giving it to a guy up the pooper. PrOjEcT MaYhEm, BITCHES! PrOjEcT MaYhEm Proud soldier in Amy's SPIC army
TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 07-07-2002 @ 9:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	The pooper of tequlia's mom has been declared a superfund site. Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
mikehern JBA gave a cool status to mikehern	posted on 07-08-2002 @ 11:50 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 02	Superfund sites are uncontrolled or abandoned places where hazardous waste is located, possibly affecting local ecosystems or people. MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI
QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 07-08-2002 @ 11:57 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	people suck AIM | E-MAIL I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
ANALJIM COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED. My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.	posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:31 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 02	SUCK is the secret password of horny pedophile priests. happy anal jim
RonRon5477	posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:36 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	priests like it when young alter boys play hide the noodle. Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN! You will need to know: 1) Previous phone screener before Stinky 2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)
Velociti G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Philly Bluntside Brigade Formerly diadelsuerte.	posted on 07-08-2002 @ 2:06 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	noodle is another word for pasta PrOjEcT MaYhEm, BITCHES! PrOjEcT MaYhEm Proud soldier in Amy's SPIC army
TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 07-08-2002 @ 4:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	pasta is good al dente Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 07-08-2002 @ 6:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	"Al Dente" was just one of several thousand Italians who may have possibly fathered Tequila. "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... This message was edited by The Brain on 7-8-02 @ 6:01 PM
Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 07-08-2002 @ 6:37 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Tequila takes pictures of TFEC's mom box from the inside. LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!! Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11 This message was edited by Tequila on 7-8-02 @ 6:42 PM
The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 07-08-2002 @ 6:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	The inside of a chop shop is where you will find the dozens of hubcaps that Tequila has removed from unsuspecting people's cars. "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" I think so, Brain... I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky" Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 07-08-2002 @ 6:56 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	peoples cars i will steal PrOjEcT MaYhEm Has Taken Me Hostage I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16
TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!	posted on 07-08-2002 @ 8:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Stealing is for teh half spic. Please leave the stealing to the semi pro. Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass.	posted on 07-08-2002 @ 11:07 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	semi pro ho's for just two fiddy...call now and get a free bucket of aids Where's your Milf mustache? ;)

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