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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Slacking 7: The Work Stops Here | ||||
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| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:39 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | Some amusing reading..... How to speak about women and be politically correct: She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a Breasted American. She is not EASY - She is Horizontally Accessible. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is Reality-Impaired. She is not HORNY - She is Sexually Focused. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes Verbally Repetitive. She is not a SLUT - She is Sexually Extroverted. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is Pectorally Superior. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a Low Cost Provider. How to speak about men and be politically correct: He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is Overly Caucasian. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He Investigates Alternative Destinations. He is not BALDING - He is in Follicle Regression. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes Accidentally Horizontal. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion. He is not a CHAUVINIST PIG - He has Swine Empathy. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is Monogamously Challenged.  | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | You're not saying anything nasty about the person, it's just a chance to vent. It's how you feel. It's not like you said he was fucking his daughter or anything. Plus I thought most of his sige were just of Francine from ECW? Am I missing something? "You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials E-Mail Me What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey DW and Heyladi, is your lunch selections ,by chance an all you can eat buffet?? Please send me the address! TTB,cacasmootches and myrearhurtz top of the annoying lists. And ladi, glad to have given you something to ponder over yesterday. ;-)  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Is that who that is Hosp?? I had no idea but yeah the pics of her really annoy me for some reason. I hate them!!!! That girl is nasty. Oh and its Sexually extroverted bitch now. Ya know, I don't care what anyone says..I wanna hang out with Jenna Bush. She seems like a cool chick....lots of fun to party with. She reminds me a bit of myself ;)  This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 5-31-01 @ 12:53 PM | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ladi, I told you never to post your self-pics here! ;) Very nice indeed! :::licking my chops::: Hosp, to answer you question, K1d would take the prize! Sorry K1d, I just had to! :)  Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F! Please WOW this bully today! E-Mail Me | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Most annoying? Let's see, that would have to include anyone that I've bashed, beaten, berated, bruised or belittled. Dream - Thank you. Yes I do. I love to cook. It's one of my passions. And because of that, I make Mrs. Grumpy very happy. And that's not easy to do lately. Time to divulge. Grumpy Jr. #2 is on the way. God willing sometime in the end of November. :)  "How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? The late great John Belushi Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Nobody loves me...I feel so ignored today | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:57 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I still love ya Spit. :) ron, I'd agree if you said I was an asshole, or a prick, but am I really annoying? I mean it's your opinion, and you're entitled to it, even if you are wrong.
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| DreamWeaver | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Congratualtions Grumpy!!!!!!! That is so great...best of luck to you and your wife. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Spit, after calling you a foster mom earlier you feel ignored?? You know we still crave your passion! o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Grumpy, you sly fox...Congratulations! Hey, has anyone seen Spitfire today??? I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  [email protected] | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | How about that, Grumpy 2 - The Sequal! Congrats Grumpy. Way to go Ron, one little slap at Kid and he rises from the dead. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Who is this Spitfire you speak of? I know of this really cool hippie chick but I thought her name was Shitfire. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Hey dream, was that the skinny tall chick with the huge ass? I remember her. where has she been lately? "How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? The late great John Belushi Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | sorry, only child syndrome rearing its ugly head, but no one mentioned my pix LOL, I'm over it now :) huh, oas? must have missed that | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Okay, correction, K1d's just a prick! ;) Grumpy, CONGRATS! Keep me posted, I will buy you a special cigar for the wonderful occasion. You going tomorrow night? Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F! Please WOW this bully today! E-Mail Me | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Spit, passing some tips on to your adoptee this morning I suggested he talk to you his "foster mom". Just couldn't resist referencing you as as a foster parent! o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Thanks all for the congrats. No ron, I'm not going. However, I have placed my order for my cohibas from a certain communist island in the caribbean. They should be here sometime in September via alternate routes. Worst case, I'm planning on Arturo Fuentes Opus X for those that appreciate cigars and White Owls for those that wouldn't know the difference between a cigar and a rubber dildo. "How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? The late great John Belushi Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Congrats and good luck Grump. Most annoying??? Cacasmooches, like a thorn in the side that guy was irratating. I second the egyption god thing too.  I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid. I'm a cop u idoit has graduated, even though he's never here. I take no resposibility for his actions. | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Jesus Christ!!!! I just had a "pep talk", I probably won't be around for the next three weeks people. Life Sucks. "You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials E-Mail Me What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead. | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Hey Grump, congrats on evil rugrat #2...excellent news. Maybe this one will be taller than 5' E-Mail Me  "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
| coax | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:23 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 01 | Congratulations Grumpy, I know the little one will make you proud, cause he has a fine mentor. You show me an imagination, and I will show you a man with no toys. NEWEST MEMBER OF GRUMPY'S ADOPTED FAMILY | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: UH-OH the motivational "If-you-don't-stop-slacking-and-pick-up-the-pace-you'll-be-fired" speech My condolences, Hosp | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Hosp...hope it's not bad. I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid. I'm a cop u idoit has graduated, even though he's never here. I take no resposibility for his actions. | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Nice choice! Opus X are great smokes! I would go with the rubber dildos for the rest of them! They might enjoy that more! LOL Hosp, I hope things work out there for ya! Will I see you in chat tonight? Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F! Please WOW this bully today! E-Mail Me This message was edited by Ronreddog on 5-31-01 @ 1:31 PM | ||||
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