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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Working???? 5 - - Better Living Through Slacking | ||||
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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 1:49 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00  | quote: Dog - that's only cuz I can see better upfront. Besides, spit doesnt like it when I stand behind her and stare at her ass the whole time. It's not the staring part that bothers her, its when I put the "WIDE LOAD" stickers on it that really bothers her. ;) Drunk - yes, there was debate on the proper usage of the term. Couldn't or could give A shit or two shits? Let me reiterate - I don't care which is correct. I could give two shits! nuff said.  5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through? | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 1:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Dog...go look for boobs...will ya? E-Mail Me  "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 1:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Metal, I found some virtual ones! Check out the "What's in my Pants" thread! That would make my day, seeing boobs on the way home tonight! :) E-Mail Me  Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH I have GRADUATED squidink as of 4/23/01 WOW is here, please WOW this bully today! | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 1:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I think it maybe a little to cold dog...If you do see boobs they'll probably come with 3 inch nips! Grumpy...are you always this pissed at the world???? Take some advice from Tyson and take the Zoloft. :)  Slacking in progress. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 1:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | What do you think it costs to have a bulldog neutered these days? Wha wha what? I'm just curious and thought I would ask... ;) 5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through? | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 2:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey Grumpy, Freed up your schedule to do some slacking? Good to see ya. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  [email protected] | ||||
| Teen Tomato Boys | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 2:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Hey Grumpy we don't have a problem with you...in fact we actually appreciate your honest opinions and sick views you post on the board what we don't like is punk ass people talkin shit they can't back up...and MayNERD knows what we're talkin about!  "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!" "Are you not entertained!?!" "We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..." Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots... | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 2:02 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: It's free if you have a set of tin snips... 
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| spitfire421 | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 2:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: UMMMM...NO, wrong take-a-dumpy :(  no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 2:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: How about, all the tea in China! It will NEVER happen! What would this dog be if I weren't humping legs! A DULL dog! ;) E-Mail Me Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH I have GRADUATED squidink as of 4/23/01 WOW is here, please WOW this bully today! | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 2:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: That hurts just saying it. Slacking in progress. | ||||
| weinie | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 2:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Dont you mean Rin Tin Tin Snips? | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 2:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Quit kissing Grump's ass....you all look fucking ridiculous on the laying on the floor like that. He's just pissed because all the rumor's of the Smurfs returning to TV are a vicious hoax. E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 2:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Its not a hoax. They are returning. Smurfs rule. They fucking rule, damn it! I defy anyone to deny that. Did you know that pappa smurf was bangin smurfette? Then again, so were all the other smurfs. You should see the shit he has stashed in his lab. 420 would be a festival if he sold all that stuff. 5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through? | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 2:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I don't know Grumpy. Did we meet the same Spitfire? I didn't see anything wide about her load. Now, as far as your Mom is concerned...  Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! < | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 2:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Thank you Buttmunch, sweetie :) no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) | ||||
| weinie | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 2:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | either they were bangin' smurfette or each other, there was no one else. Besides, every one knows Vanity was a 'mo. | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 3:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | But how did the Smurfs Reproduce? I mean there was a "Papa" Smurf, but there was never a "Mama" Smurf. And Smurfette wasn't old enough to be the mother of the other Smurfs. And wasn't there was a Baby Smurf towards the later seasons? And why the fuck do I remember so much or even care about the Smurfs? Did anyone else see when they did the "Smurf Epic Motion Picture" bit on SNL? Sometimes you have to be the bigger man. E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 3:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Hosp - I'm gonna share the secret of the smurfs with you but ya gotta promise not to tell anyone. The male smurfs are actually the ones that bare children. Smurfette really was a SLUT. She screwed all the smurfs but only during 1 day of the year. They weren't allowed any other time to screw around. She got in as much hokee pokee during that one day. With so many smurfs she didn't have time for all of them which meant, no nookie snookie for them. The baby belonged to Artist Smurf. He got first dibs on smurfettes baby juice cuz he painted her naked portrait and threatened to post it on the internet if he was first every year. Now ponder this. Why are they blue? If you only got laid once a year, you'd be blue too. speaking of which, that might explain why Buttmunch had a strange tint to his skin at the pool tourney..... 5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through? | ||||
| weinie | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 3:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Um, 'cause you're gay? | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 3:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | dammit dan...what the hell are you sending them? no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 3:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I could easily use "Spitfire" & "load" in the same sentence, but not in that context. I'll let you figure it out.... Hey Dawg, would the snip-snip affect your status on the c-blocking team?  If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? -George Carlin | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 7:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | ::opening up room:: Damn, the level of slacking lately has been horrific....need to up the quota a bit ::looking for paper and pencil:: Dammit, who keeps cleaning this place? What have we learned....Grump is still holding out hope that the Smurfs will once again been seen on the small screen (fitting for him, wouldn't you think?). From Grump's vantage point, Spit's load is wide....for a man of normal stature...her load is quite nice :) As for Rog2K..I believe he unloaded in his pants thikning about it. Buttmunch = the forgotten Smurf (FU Buttmunch) Happy Slacking! E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
| Teen Tomato Boys | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 8:04 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | morning metal :deep breath: What the fuck is that smell....damn it tell Grump he's got to clean up after that pig... "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!" "Are you not entertained!?!" "We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..." Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots... | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 8:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Why don't you TTB...I love the smell of bacon in the morning E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
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