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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
going back to brain's post which should have read "NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO DICE"


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 7:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
No dice means no craps.

Let's try a new sig
AIM | E-mail

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 8:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
No craps means tummy aches.

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 9:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
ACHES AND PAINS ARE WHAT THE WHEAT FEELS WHEN THE THRESHER COMES ALONG

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!


This message was edited by TFEC on 7-10-02 @ 9:53 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 9:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Along the bank of the river is where I hid the bodies that I just sliced to pieces.


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

RonRon5477
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 11:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Pieces of the human body from Tequila's "hobby" were just found in Hudson River.



Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)


PLEASE TAKE THIS VOTE!
ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 11:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
Pieces of the puzzle started to come together.

happy anal jim
MartinFa
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 11:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
come together right now are words in a Beatles Song

I spell more better than Tyson.

"Excuse" x-k-o-o-s-e
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
A BEATLES SONG IS ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS ANNOYING THAN
THE YEAST OOZING FROM TEQULIA'S MOM'S BOX :-p

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-11-2002 @ 8:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Tequila's mom's box is alot tighter the TFEC's mother's asshole.


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
TFEC'S MOTHER'S ASSHOLE IS ONLY SLIGHTLY LARGER THEN THE ROTTING, YEAST COVERED, BEEF FLAPS THAT IS THE HOLE TEQULIA FELL OUT OF :-p

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 6:25 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Out of Africa starred an ex-board member


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11



This message was edited by Tequila on 7-13-02 @ 7:36 PM
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 9:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
'member to lock up when you leave.

Let's try a new sig
AIM | E-mail

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 2:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
"Leave the hubcaps and that car radio exactly where you found them!" the police officer yelled at the the startled Puerto Rican.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
The startled spic almost pissed himself at the sound of the police bullhorn. He then turned and ran.

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 4:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Ran away into the dark of the night.


"All our feelings and thoughts expressed in ones and in oughts. In endless spiraling chains you can't decode or explain cause you are so analog."
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 5:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
The dark he ran into was about six foot four and had been waiting for his latino lover.

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 6:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
For his latino lover, Manuel, Tequila bought two Armani shirts, a platinum and gold necklace, and three extra bottles of Anal-ease.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
"Three tubes, will that be enough?" He asked as he pinned the half breed against the wall.

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 9:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
Against the wall and blindfolded might be a good location for some people.





MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 9:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
some people need to die


I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 10:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
To die for your country is the act of a patriot.





MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI


ANALJIM
COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED.
My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 10:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 02
A patriot missle missed it;s intented target today and landed in wa's backyard.

happy anal jim
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 9:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Wounded Angel's "backyard" looks like a mighty nice field to... plow. ;) :-D ;)

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
To plow the field I first need to hitch up the mule.





MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI




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