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DR. Buster Hymen	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:59 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: if you or your mate feel like jerking it Roger, sorry to be so picky, but I thought that girls called it "diddling"??? BTW, I'll bet that woman also consistently tells her husband that she's too tired or has a headache. quote: god the chicks on this board RUUUUUUUULLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I second that thought! DR. Buster Hymen DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" [email protected]

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:02 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Is it really true that prohibiting partner masturbation will force them to turn to other sources of entertainment such as NASCAR? You thought that comment would go unnoticed didnt you. For your infomation its not true because I j/o and watch NASCAR. ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

DR. Buster Hymen	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:09 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I j/o and watch NASCAR But the real question is do you JO while watching this (or Rush Hour)?? DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" [email protected]

JIZZSHOOTER	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:09 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01	hey i jack it every chance i get i don't what anyone says!!!!!!!!!!

DR. Buster Hymen	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:12 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: hey i jack it every chance i get i don't what anyone says!!!!!!!!!! Hey Jizz, I know that I'm not the only one who would appreciate it if you would use BOTH HANDS on the keyboard when on OA.com!!! Hopefully, there will be more blood flow to your brain & your posts will make sense!!! DOC Buster DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" [email protected] This message was edited by DR. Buster Hymen on 9-4-01 @ 10:16 PM

JIZZSHOOTER	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:20 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01	sorry doc i should learn to back off a little when i feel light headed

Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone.	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Roger, sorry to be so picky, but I thought that girls called it "diddling"??? My wife calls it "Whackin' the Crack" Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... UH...I forgot what I wanted to say... AIM-Slugggo667

WookiePoolParty	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 12:14 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	JO-ing is simply a different experience than sex. Sex is better, but JO-ing is good, too. Even with a constant supply of unlimited sex, there's still a place for a little JO. Same as oral- it's all part of the same sexual big picture. Any piece missing, the picture's not complete. Help those that need it. Join IBC. WPP's Swiller Beer Pick of the Week: Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 12:28 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: And I live and home and he lives in his truck am i the only one who hears banjo music all of a sudden Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu

Lgaia	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 1:11 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	If my BF wants some and feels the need to jerk off, he has 100% approval, however, I would rather him come to me and ask me to help...I would LOVE that!!! I'm always ready to go, so theres no reason why I wouldnt help him "diddle" if he asked...I know he still does it, but I guess thats his "personal" time , and thats ok too. "All you touch and all you see, Is all your life will ever be."

Mrs. Moosen You think Flock is the real mod? Ha! Think again. USA	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 1:31 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	quote: BTW, I'll bet that woman also consistently tells her husband that she's too tired or has a headache. If she says that she's full of shit because sex is invigorating, and is also better than Motrin for headaches. Wanna lick my snowcones?

katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 1:34 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	quote: am i the only one who hears banjo music all of a sudden LOL :) His roomates moved out and he was doing the shitty homeless schitk for a few weeks. He's living with a friend right now. As for wholesome? Remember... I'm not originally FROM So. Cal. Walk it off, deek...

Snoteater	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:13 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Here's an idea, if you or your mate feel like jerking it, have sex instead. Too tired? Do it anyway and call it a quickie. Not in the mood? No such thing, once you start, you're in the mood. Nobody should be turned down for sex by their mate. Unless there is a game of half-life to be played! (obscure reference) "I won't be active in the day to day operations of the club at all." --George Steinbrenner 1973.

Roger Mistress Of The Double Posts	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:18 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Unless there is a game of half-life to be played! Nah, maybe EverQrack. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"

geedagreek	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:26 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	i play Tony Hawk 2, that's the only thing i would hold sex off for.... BTW roger, i have no complaints bout my gf, i was just saying i wish more girls were like the girls on this board........ hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???

Roger Mistress Of The Double Posts	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: i have no complaints bout my gf, i was just saying i wish more girls were like the girls on this board........ I meant "you" in genera, not "you" particularly. Sorry if you thought I was ragging your gf. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"

geedagreek	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:36 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	nah, rog, i knew you weren't raggin, just makin a point...:-) hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???

SonofaDEKE	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:56 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: BTW, I'll bet that woman also consistently tells her husband that she's too tired or has a headache. Try this next time: A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have * a headache." * "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository,...It's up to you.."

Mrs. Moosen You think Flock is the real mod? Ha! Think again. USA	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:06 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	Nice SonofaDEKE! Very NICE! :) Wanna lick my snowcones?

geedagreek	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:10 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	nice indeed....::bows:: hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???

2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 6:59 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Unless there is a game of half-life to be played! Why not let her do you while playing half life??? When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats GO GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS!!!!

katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 7:40 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	wanders out of room muttering to self... Of course, who am I to talk; my boyfriend has a "Girls are no substitute for a PlayStation" bumper sticker on his truck.... Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand...

DR. Buster Hymen	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 8:05 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: women who don't allow their husbands to masturbate Actually, guys, how can a woman really prevent this??? Tie their guys up?? And if they try to "cut you off", just tell them that "I am going to have you one way or another; you might as well be there to enjoy it!!!". If they don't come around, you'll at least have a good laugh at how mad they get.(And you still get to JO) DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" [email protected]

attila	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 8:44 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Contrary to my name, I am a Woman. I have no problems with my men masturbating. I have caught them masturbating and watched them and LOVED IT. I have also mutually masturbated with my exes while we both watched each other.No big deal.Masturbation is normal and I play with myself at least twice a day! Sweet Merciful Crap!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 09-05-2001 @ 9:08 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: if he lives in his truck j/oing is the least of his problems Fukin funny!!! "Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?" Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)

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