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Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I have seen the flavor list and I don't think Dingle Berry and Paella will be big sellers.

Black Lazerus
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
why oh why does this remind me of willy wonka and the Chocolate factory
sounds like one of those invetions back in the room
Umpa Umap Doppaty do....

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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 10:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey does it alter color?? And do they have a spermicide version??






When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats
GO GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS!!!!
Ken'sPen
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Hey does it alter color??


God how funny would that be. Take a grape without telling the girl and watch the hi-jinx as you blast a purple load on her stomach.



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 9-7-01 @ 10:58 AM
das_doomper
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
hmmmm but what if your balls turn colors like some freakish M&Ms... jsut watch out for the red pill its gonna give ya cancer of the ballies..

*you keep using that word....i do not think it means what you think it does*
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

hmmmm but what if your balls turn colors like some freakish M&Ms... jsut watch out for the red pill its gonna give ya cancer of the ballies..


Your balls aren't supposed to turn colors???...DR. HYMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




"Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?"

Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)
Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Relax Alkey,
From other threads it seems you whack off so much you must be working your sack like a speed bag.
A little ice and a respite and they will return to normal.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 4:19 PM      
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You people have memories like elephants! LMAO



"Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?"

Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)
Roger
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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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Go figure, an Irish Alkey who jerks it all the time. Way to break them stereotypes!


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:38 PM      
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quote:

Go figure, an Irish Alkey who jerks it all the time. Way to break them stereotypes!


Seriously, Roger? I'm aware of many stereotypes but never heard that Irishman whack-the-bag alot, that's new to me. BTW, stereotypes were made to be built up! Cheers! :)




"Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?"

Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)
Dr Gonzo
posted on 09-08-2001 @ 2:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Guys talking about Jizz is no way to spend free time around here, by the way does anyone else think that there jizz has a weird smell like that Boston chick claimed? I think mine might. I heard too much coffee can do that to your jizz.
DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-08-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
OK Kids, gather round for your lesson.

#!)Jizz DOES have an odor (esp. if has "fermented" a bit). It's due to the chemical makeup.
#2)I haven't heard of any products that can alter taste. I think that this probably belongs with the other great show products like Stacker 2, The Penile enhancement drug, & Horny Goat Weed.
#3)There are NO products to change the color of Jizz (Nor will there be-it can't be determined not to cause "the Big Casino" of the prostate)

So you'll just have to enjoy sex the OLD FASHIONED WAY!!! Any complaints???

DOC Buster

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HydratedPeach
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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 10:00 AM      
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quote:

So you'll just have to enjoy sex the OLD FASHIONED WAY!!! Any complaints???


You mean drunken, anonymous, unable to remember any pertinant details in the morning sex? Nope, no complaints here...



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Weedboobies
posted on 09-08-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
i heard that if you drink alot of pineapple juice your jizz tastes sweet...anyone know if this is true, cause if you have sweet jizz i bet tons of ladies would be sucking that stuff out of your balls......

The Sleeper
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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

#3)There are NO products to change the color of Jizz (Nor will there be-it can't be determined not to cause "the Big Casino" of the prostate)



Shit, there goes my new idea for modern art.



Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse.


2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 09-09-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

jsut watch out for the red pill its gonna give ya cancer of the ballies..


Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill???



And then I find you here,
Through your eyes, everythings clear,
And I fall, inside your arms,
But I'm alone for now, alone for now...
Hummercash
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 12:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
This new pill gives Rick even more incentive to taste his own 'stuff'...

like that reference?




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MikeOxbig
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 1:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
wow and MEAN WOW your funny but i hope you have no children.

Help me! I'm gay and I don't know how to suck dick properly! Please stick something in my ass and mouth!
disgustip8ed
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
if you unload in a chick and she queefs, will it smell like the flavor that you just dumped?

. . a peach that smells like an orange.

If Rick took it, he would probably take the chocolate/vanilla swirl one, this way when he felches his gay lover, it will tast the way it looks.



I hope this is what you wanted
I hope this is what you had in mind
cause this is what your getting
i hope your choking, i hope you choke on this. Maynard James Keenan
geedagreek
posted on 09-10-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
holy shit sleeper, that was funny... and hummercash,.....OUCH........
BTW, my gf says that she can tell what i've been eating by the taste...your diet does have something to do with the taste....

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???


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