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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 09-16-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
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Jim Norton: Comedy GOD!!!


I might have belived it was Vos if he started talking about his daughters that no one cares about



DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY!!!
STAND WITH US, OR DIE AGAINST US!!!
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
I am just a little guy (insert witty line here)


Yeah i heard you're hung like a porn star in his prime, Norton may be short be he makes up for in his crotch. When i rubbed up on norton one time i thought he just got back from yankee mini-bat day.

Sprinkler system with hepatitis C? does that mean Otto is gonna piss off the balcony on people?


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

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I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 09-16-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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quote:
I am just a little guy who likes to shock people...
mission accomplished...
quote:
now that's fuggin funny...
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And shouldn't this be on "off-topic",
Froy...I think we found our next Mod...





Photothing
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 5:23 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
good for you Norton, what an eloquent way to
explain yourself


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 09-16-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
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quote:
Yeah i heard you're hung like a porn star in his prime.
Damn Gonzo, and I thought I was the only one you say that line to. I feel so dirty now.
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When i rubbed up on norton one time i thought he just got back from yankee mini-bat day.
Did he do that thing where he rests his sack on your leg at the bar?



"May God have mercy on their souls, because we won't."
mrbungle
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:
And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.

Officially the funniest statement I've ever heard...


It's not funny, my ass is on fire....
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GonzoStyle
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 6:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Did he do that thing where he rests his sack on your leg at the bar?


Norton knows better cause i'd go for it like an etheopian who just laid eyes on a chick sandwich


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

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sheetbag
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 7:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
i just wanted to thank jim for giving us all a good needed laugh.




I am proud to be an american where at least i know i'm free.
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 09-16-2001 @ 8:16 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
Greed, I would like to say that not only do I hope New York rebuilds the Trade Center, but I hope you are there for the opening ceremony and somehow slip into the elevator shaft and die
World Trade Centre death humor. Bad timing asshole.

Thrillhouse
Alkey gave me my bonus points back.		posted on 09-16-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
theres just something about norton and his use of imagery


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JGNYC
Mirc's Dalnet #opieanthony		posted on 09-16-2001 @ 11:02 PM      
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Lets hope that the Arabs mess with Jimmy.
Nice. You rule.


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IslesBaby00
I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company		posted on 09-16-2001 @ 11:42 PM      
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No comment!


DannyNoonan
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 11:54 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I don't know about you guys, but, this thread is my personal source of "a return to normalcy" (ad nauseum)...and...BAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Looking forward to Norton tomorrow.

red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 09-17-2001 @ 12:35 AM      
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The only aspect of the show that I loathe is Norton. And it took me all of 5 minutes to develop this opinion on the first day.

According to Rick, you should at least listen to 20 minutes then change the station if you are not laughing. I think Norton is very funny but everyone in entitled to there opinion. F it.

God Bless The USA.
Beyond Mirth
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 12:48 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Loving the "build-up" to the final knock out Jim.
May I add :
I hope Greed walks in on his 2 year odl daughter to be masturbating with a barbie doll and eating a periodblood icepop with underwear lint in it!

and one more;

I hope as you fall down the elevator shaft, you happen to get caught on a nail and you are able to prop yourself up so you are safe, but then someone shoots you with an AIDS dart.

we are all going to hell!!






I've been adopted by Austin, thanks cuz. 9/14/01

...And still these words ring through: to your own self be true
and be careful what you learn cause sometimes knowing burns.
drkn2forget
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 1:06 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
The only aspect of the show that I loathe is Norton.


The only aspect of this board I loathe is you Greed..If you don't get Norton then you dont get the show....By the way I defended you at first, but come by my house cause I got a bucket with your name on it....And Norton if you read this..I love listening to O and A but I like to hear Opie say Jim Norton in the studio...You are a pitiful citizen and we love ya for it

The Whole F'n Show

brodieman
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
::stands in applause to norton::

golf clap?....golf clap

snootchie bootchies

FOR THOSE STILL MISSING AT THE WTC...

"No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country."-George S. Patton, General (1885-1945)

Cranky Ass
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I don't know whats more funny. Norton's reply or F'N Moron's sheep. Ironically, both funny and representing 2 opposing viewpoints (sort of).

There IS room for dissenting, unpopular opinions, but why are you surprised or even pissed off you get opposing viewpoints?

Don't dish it out if you can't take it pal.

I could understand you arguing with them or debating them, but you're just WHINING. If you didn't like Norton so much you wouldn't make such an issue of it. Turn the dial.

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I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 09-17-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
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World Trade Center death humor. Bad timing asshole.


Guess Painter doesn't get the humor either.



Put my name on the first bomb dropped!


NewYorkDragons80
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
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I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts.

Well, Jim if this whole comedy thing doesn't work out, the UN could use you as as advisor on biological warfare.


“May God bless us in this trial, comfort us, strengthen our resolve, and make our justice as terrible and certain as His.”
-Senator John McCain
IrishAlkey
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 09-17-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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Norton could be volunteering for the last 72 hours straight, and donating his yearly salary this year.


What the fuk would this accomplish? What are the rescue squads gonna do with an overabundance of child molestation jokes and $7.36?


"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free, and I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me."

Graduate of Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 9-17-01 @ 5:01 PM
BallsackTeabagger
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
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Radio and comedy gold is when Jim Norton tells an irate caller that he hopes she has a miscarriage on a Walmart floor, while having the baby's room already decorated.

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 09-17-2001 @ 6:48 PM      
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quote:
Guess Painter doesn't get the humor either.
I get it, like I said Bad Timing. Jim Norton is turning into a one trick pony

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I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 09-17-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
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I don't know whats more funny. Norton's reply or F'N Moron's sheep.
They're not my sheep...they belong to Fez...he's the sheep fucker around here...




Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 09-17-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
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They're not my sheep...they belong to Fez...he's the sheep fucker around here...

So what where you doing with the sheep? ;)


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