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Froy
King Shit
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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
But Vos already has a puppet named Norris.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
TheGameHHH
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 1:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I think we should all just settle and agree on the fact that Vos sucks donkey balls. Everyone with me?

Kid Afrika
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 8:27 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Where's the fun in that?

Ya know, I stubbed my big toe last night, it hurt like hell, but it was still funnier than Vos.


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one



TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Shindlers List was funnier than vos



09 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Latino21aka
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Damn long time no post.I know the struggle.


"Why?I did it right the first time"
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Latino21aka
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Damn long time no post.I know the struggle.


"Why?I did it right the first time"
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Latino21aka
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Damn long time no post.I know the struggle.


"Why?I did it right the first time"
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Latino21aka
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
why the f*** did i post the same damn message twice?damn,it has been a long time.


"Why?I did it right the first time"
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This message was edited by Latino21aka on 10-2-01 @ 12:54 PM
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
try three times



09 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Kid Afrika
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
The only struggle Vos knows is the struggle to get his buck-toothed head out of his ass.


...but I love the guy. :)


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one



TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 10-02-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Those ain't teeth, those are cinder blocks!!




09 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 12:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Fan letter to Rich Vos.
Dear Rich Vos,
You are a funny comic. I really like you.

Could you please get me Jeff Norris' Autograph. Also Carrot Top.

Your Pal
PeeWee Herman


DR. Buster Hymen
Spread Your Legs & Say Aaahhhh
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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 12:14 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Dear Rich Vos,
You are a funny comic. I really like you.
Could you please get me Jeff Norris' Autograph. Also Carrot Top.
Your Pal
PeeWee Herman


Why did I find that really funny. Oh yeah three comics that are funnier then Vos.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-03-2001 @ 12:26 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
So are you saying that Vos would be funnier if he had no neck, annoying red hair, and jerked off in public theaters?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 12:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Kid colored when your mother goes down to the river to do her laundry have her stop by my place I have an extra load for her. I will leave it in her hair like I usally do. I don't have time to trash everybody cause I have to go beat X files sister with a hanger, you know how it is when they don't turn all the money in. Street whores you just can't trust em. Kid I have a math quiz for you. Say you have 3 glasses of kool aid,and all fourteen of your brothers and sisters are thirsty. Which two chimps do you give them to.



RichVos.com
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

So are you saying that Vos would be funnier if he had no neck, annoying red hair, and jerked off in public theaters?

No I am saying Vos would be funnier if he had an act. ;) But I love the guy... see that makes it all better.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 12:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

So are you saying that Vos would be funnier if he had no neck, annoying red hair, and jerked off in public theaters?

Froy, do you have ANY doubt???

DR. Buster Hymen
Spread Your Legs & Say Aaahhhh
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Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 8:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Vos, you pathetic exscuse for a comic. Great Job on the show the other day, you know it's bad when Old Dirty is funnier than you. Great post too, now we don't have to waste money to go see your act. Actually I'm sorry, I give you alot of credit. It must be hard to do stand up when your a Jerrys Kid. Hey there you go, now you can book your next gig, JERK OFF!!!!

THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR BIG HUGE JUGS OF MILK!!!
Kid Afrika
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 8:22 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
hmmm, an unfunny jewish comic from Plainfield... how many jokes are there? 100s? 1,000s?

You would know about whores wouldn't you Vos? Fly any Malaysian broads in lately? You no talent wannabe motherfucker.

Listen, when you get back from Front St., sucking dick for rock, turn on Comedy Central. You really need to see what a REAL comedian sounds like, you hack!

If I had a nickel for every joke of yours that was funny... well, I'd be fucking broke.


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one



Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-03-2001 @ 9:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Kid colored when your mother goes down to the river to do her laundry have her stop by my place I have an extra load for her. I will leave it in her hair like I usally do. I don't have time to trash everybody cause I have to go beat X files sister with a hanger, you know how it is when they don't turn all the money in. Street whores you just can't trust em. Kid I have a math quiz for you. Say you have 3 glasses of kool aid,and all fourteen of your brothers and sisters are thirsty. Which two chimps do you give them to.



LMMFAO. Now that's the Rich Vos that I know and love.

I'm going to give you an unprecedented 3 points for that little rant.

Vos jokes always funny.... Kid jokes always funny... Vos raping Kid on the board... priceless


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Kid Afrika
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 9:09 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Vos raping Kid on the board...

What board are you reading? Those jokes were as lame as Bob Dole's arm.

Vos wouldn't know funny if he drowned in a tidal wave of it.


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one



TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 10-03-2001 @ 11:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Fight!! Fight!! A darkie and a kike!!:)



09 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!


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