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The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wa'ar Alkey, you post way too much, maybe you should get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
FN Moron
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Alkey, "Excuse me, but I do believe that sucked ass."



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:48 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

maybe you should get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead.


I'll head over there for a beer right after I "kill a kitten."





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
FN Moron
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:51 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Moron, what happenned at the XMAS party? I mean, "It's not hard to play records!"
Nice callback, we love callbacks...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:54 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Nice callback, we love callbacks...



Heh heh, and I wasnt even there a-l-l-e-g-d-l-y...



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:57 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Allegedly... P... R... Q.... 5.... L... $... Allegedly



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



This message was edited by FN Moron on 12-26-01 @ 5:59 AM

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 5:57 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Heh heh, and I wasnt even there a-l-l-e-g-d-l-y...


"Here's a guy who's a mod on the board but doesn't go to parties, heh-heh."
"MEANWHILE, in another post in this thread..."

quote:

Nice callback, we love callbacks...


"Well, yeah!"






I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 12-26-01 @ 6:09 AM
FN Moron
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:12 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

"Well, yeah!"
Aaah ha ha ha hah ha hah haaaa... that is so lame...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:16 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Aaah ha ha ha hah ha hah haaaa... that is so lame...


Moron, if you're bored, "go pinch ya helmet."






I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:24 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Pinch my Helmet???? ...I'd rather play Guess What's in My Pants...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:27 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'd rather play Guess What's in My Pants...


My guess is "THE BIG YELLOW ONE'S THE SUN!"





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

My guess is "THE BIG YELLOW ONE'S THE SUN!"



BZZZZZZ!!! Wrong, try again Dumbass.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:36 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

BZZZZZZ!!! Wrong, try again Dumbass.


"OHHHHHH...Lawdy, lawd, he's despite, do what he say, do what he say!"





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:38 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Turn it off... turn it OFFF... TURN IT AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.... uh-uh...turn it off-uh.....



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Sorry I was away from the board for an hour, I was chippin golf balls...


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'd rather play Guess What's in My Pants...


"Nice head, deek?"





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:47 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Alkey... "You're a filthy whore!!!"



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



This message was edited by FN Moron on 12-26-01 @ 6:50 AM

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 6:50 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Alkey... "You're a filthy whore!!!"


"Do you think I'm CUTE, do you think I'm SEXY?!?!?!"





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 7:30 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

"Do you think I'm CUTE, do you think I'm SEXY?!?!?!"
"Covered in Banana Juice, OH!"


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday Dec 25 (CHristmas)- CBS: JAG, Guard, amy...NBC: Basketball... FOX: 70s (R), Simpsons (R, OK episode), Bernie Mac (R), MAlcolm (R)... ABC: Dharma, Spin, Dharma, Spin, Blue all R...UPN: Buffy (R)...WB: Gilmore (R), Small (R)...TNT: Scrooged, TV is lame, don't blame me
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Sephiroth
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:02 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey FN, shut up and play some music.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:06 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
what do you want to hear, "Molly Hammer?"


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
FN Moron
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posted on 12-26-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hey FN, shut up and play some music.
That old gag...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



RonRon5477
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Hey for Hanukkah, I got "Grease-ola Crayons"! "There's a sharpener on the side of the box to make them as pointy as" the Greaseman's "head"!


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Is that a train?


I Y the Berger-Boy



RonRon5477
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I wanna go home. Three rights make a left. Where's my scawtch? (scotch)


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477

This message was edited by RonRon5477 on 12-26-01 @ 10:11 AM


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