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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Opie's cousin Wins the Gold | ||||
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| Kingpin02 | posted on 02-23-2002 @ 8:51 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01  | Hey! Sasha is 17, so she's close enough to being finished anyway. It's all good for me. I'd pick her up from skating practice, and tell her that her folks sent me. She'd be like "Where are you taking me, Sir?", and I'd be like "CAN IT, BITCH!!" After having my way with her for about a month, I'd dump her back home, with a note: It was fun. We'll most definitely do it again sometime. It's all a conspiracy!! It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with. Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point. | ||||
| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 02-23-2002 @ 9:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote:name dropper!! ============================================== :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) | ||||
| Kingpin02 | posted on 02-23-2002 @ 9:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: Yeah. I'm sure he doesn't want her to forget the "little people". Like he was special to her or something. I'll bet him and his friends used to make fun of her and stuff. And now that she's important, he'll act like he didn't do anything at all. He's such a loser, and I hope he winds up being the grass cutter and toilet bowl cleaner at ONE of her houses in the future. And when Christmas comes along: No bonus, and you're fired. It's all a conspiracy!! It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with. Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point. | ||||
| Weeeelldoggie | posted on 02-23-2002 @ 10:30 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02 | Oh, by the way, did I forget to namedrop,.....eeer, tell you that Slutskaya was an exchange student that stayed at my house! How's that for a topper!!! I'm over here now! | ||||
| YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY | posted on 02-23-2002 @ 10:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01 | quote: She's really not all that hot on T.V. either.  | ||||
| Weeeelldoggie | posted on 02-23-2002 @ 11:10 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02 | If the general opinion seems to be that Sarah's not really that 'hot'. I guess it wouldn't really be considered bragging that I cranked out a batch in under 4-1/2 minutes watching her skate her long program Thursday night! I'm over here now! | ||||
| Kingpin02 | posted on 02-23-2002 @ 11:44 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | Lucky bastard. I have to stop taking my Paxil for a week before I can produce a batch, even with my Stuff Magazine with Lacey Chabert on the cover. Well, at least I know that when I do make it, it's a nice one. However, I make sure my theory on sperm quality comes into play, just so I don't leave a potential Nobel Prize winner plastered to my tightie whiteys. Oh yeah: If Sarah, Sasha, or the Russian chick ever need someone unbunch their panties, drop me a line at [email protected] Speaking of Lacey, I'd love to watch her figure skate. Those firm breasts. That tight, supple ass. Those tiny meat curtains. Such a wholesome girl....... It's all a conspiracy!! It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with. Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point. This message was edited by Kingpin02 on 2-24-02 @ 12:00 AM | ||||
| Ree Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. | posted on 02-24-2002 @ 1:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | Nice going window, as usual. "This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away' I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 02-24-2002 @ 11:42 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Is everyone forgetting that Joe Poo's 1st cousin is Tara Lipinski...she's grown up into a hot little POA herself AIM me You have a MULE???? This message was edited by windowlck on 2-24-02 @ 6:42 PM | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 02-24-2002 @ 1:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Bah! :P well just saying that she's not all that great looking lol  I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow. | ||||
| Weeeelldoggie | posted on 02-24-2002 @ 2:22 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02 | 1st cousin? this Tara Lipinski? Yeah, but what does she look like now..... Yup, POA! Can you imagine this showing up at your family reunions?!?! :D I'm over here now! | ||||
| Kingpin02 | posted on 02-24-2002 @ 9:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | I wanna be a friend of that family. At the reunion, I'd be like: "I'm not related to you. Can we have sex? Aww, come on, we could go into the house, go inside the closet. Five minutes, in and out. Who's to know?" Yeah.................. Oh my God. I just woke up. Was I dreaming just then? It's all a conspiracy!! It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with. Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point. | ||||
| JimboSHU my status is extremely accurate. | posted on 02-24-2002 @ 9:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | i'm all about the sasha cohen...no doubttt | ||||
| disgustip8ed | posted on 02-24-2002 @ 10:13 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | it is probably just me, but in weeeelldoggie's picture, Sarah looks like a young Barbara Streisand. uugh  It's not like I killed someone. It's not like I drove a spitefull spear into your side. You talk to Jesus Christ as if he knows the reasons why he did it all for you. | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 02-24-2002 @ 10:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Who knew sarah had such a guile-less smile? God loves you.It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. If you think about It, taking a shit Is really reverse butt-sex. | ||||
| Kingpin02 | posted on 02-25-2002 @ 1:27 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | This one would have been a lot better, had I thought to put it up on Friday night.  It's all a conspiracy!! It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with. Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point. | ||||
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