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hudla hudla norton
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 7:47 PM      
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this is the best show. its so funny. its better then any other show on mtv!

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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
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i dunno much about the other two kids, but his oldest daughter amy (from wife sharon) is living in the guest house. she chose not to be apart of the show. she's trying to get her music career started. spin magazine said her sound is kinda like enya.



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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 11:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Ozzy is and has always been my favorite when it comes to interviews...he can say hello and make you piss your pants..ROCK AND ROLL!!!!



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posted on 03-07-2002 @ 1:32 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
best line was when Ozzy's kids were about to leave to go out somewhere & he mumbles something like "Don't drink... or do any drugs... because I can't" ....priceless


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posted on 03-07-2002 @ 1:59 AM      
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I just watched it and yes it was hysterical but did anyone else think that Ozzy's son looks like a young ben?




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posted on 03-07-2002 @ 2:04 AM      
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quote:

did anyone else think that Ozzy's son looks like a young ben?


YES! that's it. that is who he reminds me of. i feel so much better now.



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posted on 03-07-2002 @ 2:26 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
i had been waiting for the show to go on...
i looved it. the kids obviously stole the spot
light! they were f'n hysterical. i don't think
there is anything wrong with the kids because they fight, thats every set of siblings. the
funniest part by far was when they argued over who bragged more about being ozzy's kid....LMAO!
kelly whipped a water bottle at jack's schlong!
gotta love it....very real, very funny, very cool, very f'ed up....i will be tuning in next week :)

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posted on 03-07-2002 @ 4:04 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
DAMN!!! MTV actually did something right for a change! After living the ultimate rock star life, he has to come home to domesticated hell. Karma's a bitch! My favorite part was him trying to tell his kids not to drink or do drugs -- trying to rationalize that scene was like Hitler eating a matzo ball. I heard that one of his next-door neighbors is Pat Boone...
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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
The replay is coming on at 3 pm on MTV, just as O&A are starting, of course.



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posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:30 PM      
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I finally got to see The Osbournes back to back on sunday afternoon.i have to say its a pretty good and funny show.i had to laugh when ozzy was watching when he was on the tonight show and the faces he was making he looked like he was in shock.ill be sure to watch every week now.

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posted on 03-19-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
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dont forget....tonight at 10:30 et


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posted on 03-19-2002 @ 7:27 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Good looking out quick stop.

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posted on 03-19-2002 @ 11:46 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
They could just play raw footage, no editting, 24 hours a day, and I would have to quit work............

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posted on 03-19-2002 @ 11:51 PM      
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this is the greatest show



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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
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BEST SHOW EVER.

quote:

They could just play raw footage, no editting, 24 hours a day, and I would have to quit work............

i would never leave the house.


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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 12:16 AM      
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quote:

They could just play raw footage, no editting, 24 hours a day, and I would have to quit work............

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i would never leave the house.

same here! i love the show!!



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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 12:16 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
God, poor Ozzy. I can't imagine the things that run through that poor guys mind...well, what's left of it. Here is this freakin' icon getting the shit beat out him by his family when perfect strangers would be kissing his ass and worshipping him like the almighty Himself. It's no wonder that he has that zombified look of shock and utter disgust all the time.
It really is almost sad to see him like that. I hope they show him biting off Lola's head and spitting the remains out on the camera lense and laughing like a psycho or something, just to make him look like his old self again.
On the bright side, at least if he murders his family, there will be proof on tape of what made him snap..who'd really deny him that?
This show is the ONLY saving grace for MTV in my eyes.



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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 12:27 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
holy s, looks like next week we get to see the cops show up at his house. Anyone want to start a pool on how many times the cops come during the season? the neighbors must be asspricks if he's throwing logs at them

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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 12:38 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
What kind of an idiot would you have to be to even think about calling the cops on him if you lived next door? I'd be very afraid. He may send the dogs over to get me, or even worse, the kids.



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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 12:43 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
yeah, no doubt, his wife wants to kill the pool guy, i think ozzie may be sending his son over in his army outfit to take care of the neighbors here soon.

I'm not sure where I heard it, but I had heard that the neighbors play music loud all night long and piss off Ozzy.

Milfa
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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 1:05 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

I'm not sure where I heard it, but I had heard that the neighbors play music loud all night long and piss off Ozzy.


That's pretty fucking funny...He must piss himself off at work pretty bad then



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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 2:03 AM      
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i can't wait for next week's episode



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BUCK FUTTER!!!!!!!


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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:09 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
I've seen a couple of the shows and must say that real life is stranger than fiction. :) And, I don't know how to feel about this, but I can almost relate my family to them! It's like the polar opposite of the Brady Bunch, and you know what, it doesn't matter that they're disfunctional....disfunction loves company...

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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
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Anyone else catch that Ozzie was in a helicopter before going to the Conan O'Brien show??? I was totally hoping they'd show him making the O+A phone call.




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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:16 AM      
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Yeah ferret, I was thinking that same thing. I also enjoyed him fucking up the live reads... very reminiscent of his WYSP reads...



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