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Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 12:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
That's precisely why I used the word "most". I would never be so nervy to assume that all women care for the cock, or that all men don't.




Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Redhead Lover
posted on 03-16-2002 @ 4:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Hello....is anybody there? Am I invisible again? Does my ass not help even just a little bit in getting attention to my posts?



Trust me, Milfie, you don't even want to know the kind of attention the pic of your ass gets in The Redhead Lover household... ;)


quote:

Did no one care when I suggested an Official penis contest? I asked for pics but no one sent any. I wanted to be the official junk judge.(sniff sniff, boo hoo)



Hey, my offer wasn't exclusive to Joey. Set up the contest, and I'll submit to you (whoa, that phrase conjers up all sorts of images). There's just one little problem...
quote:

You're always bragging about the mighty mules that you have...Well, let's see 'em!



It has to be mighty? Uh, oh... maybe I could be the before shot or something...

And one last thing...
quote:

You know, a little eye candy for some of the ladies who have allowed you to blow your wad while staring at their pics on those lonely nights.



Uhh, do you have a hidden camera in my bedroom or something?!? How the hell did you know about that?!?


"Weaselling is all part of human nature! Weaseling separates us from the animals... except the weasel" - Homer Simpson
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-17-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Ok, well tell me...What kind of a prize(besides sex)do you think would get the guys out there interested enough to participate? Does there have to be a prize, or will the prestigious title of having the nicest mule suffice? Oh yeah, and to this:
quote:

Uhh, do you have a hidden camera in my bedroom or something?!? How the hell did you know about that?!?

As a matter of fact, I'm watching you now...mmmm...nice :D




Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Redhead Lover
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Ok, well tell me...What kind of a prize(besides sex)do you think would get the guys out there interested enough to participate? Does there have to be a prize, or will the prestigious title of having the nicest mule suffice?



Personally, I'd be willing to do it for fun (and for the chance that at least one woman out there will look and NOT say, "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT")!

If you wanted to offer a prize, it wouldn't have to be anything fancy, Just some "guy" prize... i.e. a DVD, a rock CD, a video game, something like that.

quote:

As a matter of fact, I'm watching you now...mmmm...nice



Okay, let's see if you're telling the truth. What am I doing right now... uhhh, on second thought, don't answer that, I'd rather no one else know...



"Weaselling is all part of human nature! Weaseling separates us from the animals... except the weasel" - Homer Simpson
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 8:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

"Manliest Mule","Most Tremendous Tool","Yummiest Yambags","Colossal Cock","Most Massive Member"...etc. um, yeah...



Milfa, I like your way of thinking!! I have web space and there are a ton of free polls that we can create (I've been doing research). Perhaps this contest is more feasible that I originally thought. And I agree, you should be a junk judge!! :)



Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest •
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Redhead Lover
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
To Joey1120

quote:

Milfa, I like your way of thinking!!And I agree, you should be a junk judge!!



Hey, Joey, let's not put ALL the judging duties on Milfa's shoulders. I'll be very disappointed if YOU'RE not a judge, Joey! Of course, I'll be even more disappointed if I'm the only contestant and I still lose... ;)



"Weaselling is all part of human nature! Weaseling separates us from the animals... except the weasel" - Homer Simpson
Magneto
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 8:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Did no one care when I suggested an Official penis contest? I asked for pics but no one sent any. I wanted to be the official junk judge.(sniff sniff, boo hoo)
Just a few contest name suggestions:
"Manliest Mule","Most Tremendous Tool","Yummiest Yambags","Colossal Cock","Most Massive Member"...etc. um, yeah...



OK, is this for real??? Are you ladies really setting up a "best manjunk" contest???

If you are, I have to say, I find myself disgusted... yet, oddly curious...

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 12:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Why would I lie about anything to do with getting to potentially view alot of man junk?
Oh, and it's ok if you're disgusted, just as long as you send me a pic of your stuff :D



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Redhead Lover
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 4:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
I do have one major concern about Milfa's Manjunk contest. If the Naughty Nightie contest was any indication, will Sacramento send in photos of male porn stars as ringers?!?

But it will all be worth it if Joey really does make room for this on her website. "This is a place for writers to express themselves. Please try not to be distracted by the row of hairy dicks, and enjoy some spiritual poetry ;)

Looking forward to man-whoring myself for Milfa, Joey, and the rest of the ladies...



"Weaselling is all part of human nature! Weaseling separates us from the animals... except the weasel" - Homer Simpson
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

But it will all be worth it if Joey really does make room for this on her website. "This is a place for writers to express themselves. Please try not to be distracted by the row of hairy dicks, and enjoy some spiritual poetry



LOL. Yeah, I guess it doesn't quite fit in with the rest of my site. :) But, I wasn't going to link it to my homepage anyway. I have a young nephew and brother who visit my site, as well as my boyfriend. I would put up a separate page for it, not linked from my home page. It will be strictly for board members and by invitation of board members...sorry ;)

Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest •
Email Me

Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

will Sacramento send in photos of male porn stars as ringers?!?

Rule #1: Porn stars are prohibited from entering "The Junk Wars" contest
Now...where's my pic?
Look, I don't know my ass from my elbow about making pages and sites and all that other technical crap, I just know a nice package when I see it. Why get so "Official" here? Just submit your photos to Joey and me (and any other ladies on the board that want to partake in "The Junk Wars" judging) and we'll do our best to pick a weiner...uh, winner. Face shots are not necessary here, just the stuff.



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)



This message was edited by Milfa on 3-20-02 @ 11:23 PM
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Hey, I'm all for it. I will put together a simple web page and post the address after I have some photos up ;)

I think this is going to be fun, strange, but fun! Girls, please E-Mail Me with any ideas you might have for the web page.

Guys, E-Mail Me your pictures and I'll make sure all of the lovely ladies get to see them. We should have a deadline for photo submissions. How about next Sunday (the 31st)? And, just to warn you all, I cannot post these pictures during the day for obvious reasons, so you'll have to wait until evening time to see your stuff on the Internet! We'll start voting on April Mules (er, Fools) Day, how about that?

Well, snap, snap, snap...get your entries in.

Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest •
Email Me

Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

get your entries in.


Ok...Let's save getting the entries into things for the winner of the contest, shall we? :)



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)


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