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IrishAlkey
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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:47 PM      
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quote:

I'm stealing it from my roomate!


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Killer Bee
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IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:48 PM      
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quote:

I got a hat. I'm stealing it from my roomate!
Certainly living up to your name eh?




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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
You do realize that after this goes down, you should have your screen name changed to Black Lent right?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
X-Filed
Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
How will you prepare?
quote:

I got a hat. I'm stealing it from my roomate!


okay, good your on the right track. Next you will need to practice getting lost in a van and showing up to things 3 hours late


,
VOS IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS GETTING A PAPERCUT ACROSS THE TIP OF YOUR MULE AND THEN DIPPING IT IN LEMON JUICE!!!!
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

okay, good your on the right track. Next you will need to practice getting lost in a van and showing up to things 3 hours late



I was late 2 hours to my job once. Does that count?



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

Claire
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 6:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Good luck Lent. To be truly genuine you have to refuse to talk about "it" on the air but keep talking on air anyway. & throw a phone or something.


Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
njstrawberry
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Go Lent! I am so proud of you.

Ferret
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 7:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
He's got no shot. I actually saw him working at a party taking pics.

Good luck man. Remember, if you make it in I'd make a perfect replacement for "S", hooka me up.



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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 7:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Yeah baybe yeaHHH Sweet SHit LenT ... yeah Baybe Goo get'Em ... :) hehe



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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 11:07 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Nice Lent, I can't wait to hear ya on tomorrow. You should bring a hammer and nails with you and take all day to hang up some pictures.


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Subzero316
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voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 12:47 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
lent if the guys tell you to do something,say go F yourself then start breaking the mic.


Master of the Cold....
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:48 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
Me preparing for my role. I dont have a black baseball cap but i'm stealing..err borrowing my roomates skully. Rick told me that he'd get me a black baseball cap. I hope they can find a custom 7 and 5/8's hat. Or they should make me steal it from earl.






Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
You go Lent!!

Can you get them to make the "What's Happening!!" song your theme song?

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 11:29 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
have fun




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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 11:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Are they gonna give Earl the M*A*S*H* send-off they promised him?

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
is that earl jr? hope you and the guys have alot of fun today,it should be some very funny radio.


Master of the Cold....
disgustip8ed
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Lent = Black earl from the future. cause the future is now, what you reading is now, but that now is now then. so lent today will be black earl from the future. umm, i think

Yeah, w-wait, what?




I use geocities and all I got was this lousy red x

If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out..

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 5:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
I'm in the studio now!!! I'm on deck. Start calling!!!



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Start calling!!!
Be dialing people! We're selling black people! An offer not available since the Civil War! Be dialing, once in a lifetime offer.




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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 4-9-02 @ 5:51 PM
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
Well i was upstaged by cancer almost! Does anyone have audio of me? How did i sound?



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:03 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
You were cool, Lent. You should have spit on that breast feeding pig though.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
njstrawberry
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Well i was upstaged by cancer almost!


You did great.

quote:

Does anyone have audio of me?


Why are you going to put it in a post?
:coughKidAcough:

quote:

How did i sound?


Like you were trying to hard to be funny but you did well on the over all. I'm proud of ya. :)

By the way, thanks for the shout out. :rolleyes:

EDIT: You know I am just joking about the shout out. :-D



This message was edited by njstrawberry on 4-10-02 @ 1:09 AM
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
you should have told cancer to go F itself. you did good lent,did you get a chance to meet black earl? if you did im sure he was like "who is this my long lost son" also good shout out for the board,what am i saying. :-D


Master of the Cold....
av8er
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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 9:30 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Here's some of your audio Lent....I'll do more when I have time to. I really love Ant's response to your shout out. "eeehhh! Acccchh Puuhh!!"

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Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 9:52 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
god! i sounded awful!! who cares!! i did ok. next time i wont plug anything but my own website...which by the way has the pics in the studio up and a full acouunt of what happened.

I dont need to say the address further. Click the text under my sig that says Go to lentsite.com motherbitches....oops! did i say something?



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