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Emodius
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 8:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
The Rock, is too sexy for a man-boob reduction.

Confuscious say: Baseball have it all wrong. Man with 4 balls CAN'T walk!!!
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 9:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
I'm to sexy for my sig pic





Sig pic? We ain't got no sig pic. We don't need no sig pic. I don't have to show you any stinking sig pic!

RonRon5477
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 9:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
The Mets are too sexy for a World Series title.


Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 12:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
This board is too sex for teh funney.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Stone Cold, is too sexy to get his ass kicked.


Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:25 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Stone Cold, is too sexy to get his ass kicked.


LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT AREN'T EVEN HERE ANYMORE!

SEPH IS TOO SEXY TO EAT A CAT!
MAYNARD IS TOO SEXY TO GO TO LUNCH!
KID IS TOO SEXY TO SMOKE WEED!
OAS IS TOO SEXY TO DIE!

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YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET!

PLEASE GO NOW!

EXIT STAGE LEFT!

I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Anyone who can drive Alkey to a babbling, enraged mess is ok in my book.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT AREN'T EVEN HERE ANYMORE!

[Sarcasm]Stone Cold Steve Austin used to post here?[/Sarcasm]

I remember someone named Sean Cold...I think he went to hell or something.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
*warn*





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Ferret
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Anyone who can drive Alkey to a babbling


Right, cause that only happens in days that end in "Y".




Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
alkey, you're really not good when people make references to that, are you?if he says stone, you see sean, if it says sean, you see austin.learn to read, please



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 5-14-02 @ 3:19 PM
Evil Erik
Status free and disease-riddled		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Vos is too sexy for new material.....
Mike Tyson is too sexy for his meds.....


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:26 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
FBD, everybody has a weakness.

I DON'T CARE.

HE STILL THINKS A WRESTLER IS SEXY.

*WARN*





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.


Hell no, we won't blow?





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Alkey, I know he's a worthless tool, but I think you need to calm down. Going off on him every two seconds obviouslly isn't making him leave. We need to devise a new method.



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
E-Mail/AIM
Ferret
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Going off on him every two seconds obviouslly isn't making him leave. We need to devise a new method.


Holy shit Alkey, he can actually be useful. OK LL, tell us what someone would have to do to get you to leave, and we'll use it.




Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 4:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Well..First, I'd ask for a hummer. Then after I get one, I would want everybody to tell me how cool I am. Maybe we can all practice and see if it works on me.



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
E-Mail/AIM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 4:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Well..First, I'd ask for a hummer. Then after I get one, I would want everybody to tell me how cool I am. Maybe we can all practice and see if it works on me.



Stop stealing my gimmick.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
I apologize. Didn't know you had so many gimmicks. Being the center of attention is obviously your main one.



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
E-Mail/AIM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Being the center of attention is obviously your main one.


Not really.

The "gay" thing is my only gimmick.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 5:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Norton:i'm too sexy for drugs.


WOW



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