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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 10:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I guess our date in the stairwell is off then.




:mad:






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I guess our date in the stairwell is off then.


Sorry, I didn't want the both of you expecting me to show up, and I didn't show.

I hope I can make it up to the both of you somehow...



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



brother joe
I write the songs that make the whole world sing....
...the Patty Duke Theme
I got the Clap from AMY!
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Guys,

Just talked to Anth, He and Rog'll be down tonight along with Laird and possibly some surprise guests. See you all in a couple of hours. :-D I need a f'ing drink...


F. Leonardo DiCaprio
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 4:15 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Nice, thanks for the heads up Joe. :-D


Master of the Cold....
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
oh goody goody gumdrops!!!!!!!!!!!
cant wait to see everyone again



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big

njstrawberry
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

He and Rog'll be down tonight along with Laird and possibly some surprise guests.


I have some comments...

I assume Anthony & "Rog" will be there for the message board people. :rolleyes: Hmm, fuck 'em, I still love ya "Rog". ;)

"Special Guests" implies average everyday people who may attend for the sake of having a few beers only to be forced to listen to meaningless discussions in 20 minute intervals with drunks who spit and chicks who cock tease. I think I am close on this one. ;)

Heh, and they say I don't love this place. ;)

~~~See you tonight people!~~~




...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 5-22-02 @ 1:51 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 6:55 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

"Special Guests" implies average everyday people who may attend for the sake of having a few beers only to be forced to listen to meaningless discussions in 20 minute intervals with drunks who spit and chicks who cock tease. I think I am close on this one.



IT SOUNDS ALMOST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!111!!!!!!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 7:18 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
who wants to act as bouncer tonight & prevent certain beings from entering?




}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 7:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

who wants to act as bouncer tonight & prevent certain beings from entering?



oooh, me! me!

The drinking starts on the train in 5 minutes..or whenever i decide to drag my ass out.



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

njstrawberry
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 2:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
What I learned at Bar 9 tonight...

I am still dead. :(

Between my brain and my mouth there is no deleting, editing or reviewing. ;)

Amy is wearing a new outfit to the next Bar 9. ;)

It's always good to see Raven. Muah baby doll. Congrats on the kiddies...YES KIDDIESSSSSSS! :-D

I am connected to Mikey even though I am a Gemini. :-D

Some are so thin their own kids won't hug them. ;)

Tricia really has a buttery nipple. >:o

Alkey is not fond of "terrorists". :-p

Lent is only good for his camera. :-p

The number "1" stands for penis. :-D

A compliment in the form of an insult is NO GOOD. :eek:

Planning paint parties is fun. :-p

Some are to elite to say hello to us "average ordinary everyday people who make their little place in this bitty world possible". Ha!

A ticket deal is equivalent to a crack sale. :)

If you suck his balls a little longer maybe it'll make up for how you fucked him in the ass. (THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND DOES NOT REQUIRE A SMILEY OF ANY SORT)

"Confuxing" up two conversations only leads to bad bad bad bad bad bad bad.... :) I WUV YOU LAIRD

Saying goodnight takes a half hour. :-D

And finally, last but certainly NOT least...

GOOD NIGHT MY ANGEL FACE ;)



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-22-2002 @ 5:55 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Yes.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 8:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Between my brain and my mouth there is no deleting, editing or reviewing.

What's that about me and your mouth? ;)

As always good seeing all you crazy happy people.
Yes, including you, Laurie. See, I luv the PB!

Bro. Joe, Laird, Mike, and ANT-- you all rocked!!!! (but what else would we expect from you guys?). But I wanna hear "Freebird" next time, dammit. :-p

quote:

Yes.

Perhaps.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
njstrawberry
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Perhaps


Possibly.



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
What ever happened to Wednesday morning?

Thank you Amy, those boxers were the funniest thing EVER.
What I learned:
Harry Potter can insult me, tell me he's old enough to be my father, then come on to me.

I will be the fat bottomed FN shortstop.
("I played on FN Moron's softball team and all I got was this lousy T-shirt")

Thin to loose.

BTW, I always slur my words.

See ya in 2!


-----------------------------------
"Cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds." HJS
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
moron, thanks so much
alkey and ants, tee hee
straw and brain, i gotta give you money back
ant and roger, nice talking to ya, and ant im sorry
joe, thanks for coming so i had someone to talk to
jackie, HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSS
raven, so fucking grea too seee you again
gagootz, you fucking ditched me
cls, you grabbed my tits more than anyone

fuck this, the list is too long
it was great to meet you drusilla
i was hiding slash in my pants


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big



This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 5-22-02 @ 1:13 PM
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 2:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Harry Potter can insult me, tell me he's old enough to be my father, then come on to me.




was this before, after or inbetween making out hardcore with the drunken southern girl.

i should have let crack hitler kick his ass.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
njstrawberry
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 4:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

straw and brain, i gotta give you money back


Was the sex that bad, that you are giving us our money back? Damn...I am feeling a little rejected. ;)





...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
Mikey Potatohead
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 4:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
It was great to see everyone again. You all collectively rock. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get some more ibuprofen.

www.10headshigh.com
Mikey Potatohead
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 4:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Shaky hands, double post, sorry. Hangovers suck.

www.10headshigh.com


This message was edited by Mikey Potatohead on 5-22-02 @ 4:41 PM
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
i was about to give up on all of ya. ;)

straw thanks for pointing on the only reason i go
:-D

sub zero thanks for the drink. you hooked a brother up. dont worry i've had worse statuses.

brian and pat? just when i'd thought there wouldn't be anymore gayness, you cranked the gayness factor up a notch. pics are forthcoming.

c-t, thanks for the ride.

amy, are you renting out your pants?

thank you all.




Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-22-2002 @ 6:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

brian and pat? just when i'd thought there wouldn't be anymore gayness, you cranked the gayness factor up a notch. pics are forthcoming.




Just a couple guys, exchanging underwear, posin' for pics, strokin' each other's shafts, laughin'...







WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

Raven
Portugal
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 6:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Nice to see ya all again and meet some new ones -- see ya at the S_Ball game -- I'll be Mr Dad and help cook -- have the chicken comming again (chicken - not Amy's Cock) ;)


I'M BACK!!!
E-Mail Me
I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 9:15 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
lent, where are those pictures i was supposed to see


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

straw and brain, i gotta give you money back
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Was the sex that bad, that you are giving us our money back? Damn...I am feeling a little rejected.

Nah, Jen, clearly the sex with us was so incredibly good, Amy felt it necessary to pay us back for our efforts. ;)

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-22-2002 @ 9:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i think the sex was so bad that it was good


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big



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